Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/29(木) 23:35:40
Then that means that in that moment even Momoko and Risako were one with myself.
In other words, we had a threesome.

2: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:36:14
Hey, don’t forget I was there as well.

3: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:36:21
Um, I was there, too.

30: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:48:34
More importantly, try thinking about the food chain. It’s funny when you start to think about how your shit bounced around from one place to the other before it finally ended up becoming Rika-chan’s limbs or something.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/29(木) 23:53:10
Always with the shit talk. This is why I can’t stand this place.

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/29(木) 23:52:15
Sayu’s pee went through the sewer into the sea and became a cloud. Then it fell down as rain into a river, found its way into the water supply and now it’s possible that I’m actually drinking it.

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/29(木) 23:54:49
Sex is similar to how the universe was created.

57: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:55:57
So, how many times have you guys created a universe?

60: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:56:37
I-I-I’m not God so how the hell could I create a universe!!!

63: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:57:10
When you think about how you were the best of hundreds of millions of sperm, you feel brave enough to do anything.

69: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:58:35
So I’m the king of sperm, huh.

74: 名無し草 2005/09/29(木) 23:58:57
Lately I’m interested in stuff like the superstring and M-theory.

82: 名無し草 2005/09/30(金) 00:01:03
Just so you know, I’m around 80% M.

118: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:10:46
You guys wanna change the topic to dumplings?

119: 名無し草 2005/09/30(金) 00:11:12
If anyone knows any good dumpling joints, do tell.

121: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:11:43
I’m sorry, but when it comes down to dumplings vs. Dio-sama? Dumplings win.

124: 名無し草 2005/09/30(金) 00:12:37
I want to talk about giant squids versus sperm whales.

129: 名無し草 2005/09/30(金) 00:13:51
Who’s faster, the giant squid or Kitajima Kousuke?

139: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:16:56
It’s got to be the squid. Even the average, normal-looking girl next door can become a queen at night when she’s holding that whip of hers.

141: 名無し草 2005/09/30(金) 00:17:32
Again with the M-theory?

138: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:16:16
That reminds me. The most appealing part of boobs, the nipples… if you think about the nipple in terms of its relative size, you could say that it’s really no bigger than a dot.

143: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:19:28
Dots don’t exist, thus nipples don’t exist.

147: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:20:54
Nipples on men have no reason for being.

168: 名無し草 2005/09/30(金) 00:25:49
Nipples on men are there so it’d be easier to tell which side of the body is which.

175: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:28:12
Guys, you’re totally forgetting about breastfeeding. It’s an essential part of biology.

184: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:29:55
Isn’t breastfeeding sort of like incest in a sense?

185: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:30:02
I once had sex with this married woman who let me taste hers.
It didn’t really taste like anything.

198: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:32:47
Sex doesn’t exist.

190: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:30:57
Which is greater: the giant squid or the emperor penguin?

202: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:33:37
I’m just a loser virgin and I’m still a lot more human than the emperor penguin.

205: 名無し草 2005/09/30(金) 00:34:23
Apparently the virgin penguin went extinct.

212: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:35:30
It’s livelier than usual here. Kind of feels almost like the night before a school trip. You know?

221: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:38:39
Back in junior high, I fapped inside a junior’s (♀) mom’s car.

227: 名無し草 2005/09/30(金) 00:40:51
Fapping at school is elementary level.

232: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:41:48
I managed to fap even during a 10-minute recess in junior high.

235: 名無し草 2005/09/30(金) 00:42:57
Thinking about how even the girls might be masturbating during recess is so arousing, it feels like I’m about to go crazy.

245: 名無し募集中。。。 2005/09/30(金) 00:50:12
Even the fact that we’re now able to have this enjoyable conversation together is thanks to the stars shining in the night sky.

Henkka: I really enjoy carpeting.

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