Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:11:47
It was my first time seeing Eripon in the flesh. I just got so nervous, the words wouldn’t come out…

[Ideal]
Me: “Eripon, I really love you a lot.“
Eripon: “W-what…! M-me too…!” (Eri instantly gets wet as a sponge)

[Reality]
Me (in a totally unattractive voice): “…Do your best.“
Eripon (spoken like an angel): “Yes! I will!“

Dammit… orz

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:13:34
Yep, that happens.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:14:06
Even though I was so good looking today…

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:15:17
Do better next time.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:16:06
I get you so much it hurts.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:16:16
Even though Eripon’s expression turned to that of a total maiden when she saw me… my way of speaking was so unattractive… ↓↓↓↓→↑←↓↓↓

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:17:03
Dude, you definitely did pretty good all things considered. (laughs)

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:18:40
“…Do your best.“ I mean, me saying that was still okay… but I must’ve seemed so damn gross for turning my gaze away instantly the moment Eripon answered… She must’ve totally figured out I’m a virgin…

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 17:07:53
>>12
No, I really don’t think she figured out anything about your sex life. (laughs)

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:19:35
In a parallel world
Me: “Eripon, I really love you a lot.”
Eripon: “…Do your best.“

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:20:27
Was Eripon cute in the flesh?

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:21:40
She was too cute…

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:27:21
I’m heading off to sleep after some soba… I wanted to try shaking hands with Fuku-chan, too, but I have my part-time job at 17 so I gave up on that…

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:32:05
I don’t do looping or anything so for me I only get one shot at it…

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:32:10
Handshakes only work out how you want them to one times out of ten. The other nine times you always end up disappointed. That’s why I don’t go to handshake events anymore. It’s just not worth it for that couple of seconds.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:36:10
Before I left for Kyoto I was all “yeah, I’m going to bring Eripon back with me! (laughs)“
The only thing I brought back was a goddamn postcard…

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:39:51
You shouldn’t have confessed to her on your first meeting. Think about it. Not saying it right off the bat would’ve been the right call.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:41:30
I so hate the fact that my conversations with them can be heard by the surrounding people.

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:53:10
But I gotta say, having my virginity exposed to Eri really hurts… Well, not that she remembers me anyway…

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:55:53
That’s why we were telling you that just one handshake ticket wouldn’t cut it.

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:57:58
Looping is so embarrassing I just can’t do it.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 15:58:39
When I told her she’d be cute if only she’d shut up, she replied “yeah, I get that a lot!” (laughs)

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 16:01:29
How can you tell them stuff like that? Did you lose your virginity? Do you become able to say stuff like after you’ve lost your virginity?

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 16:08:26
I’m gonna head off to sleep.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 17:10:20
Well, Eripon really is just too damn cute so what can you do.

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 17:16:43
It’s all about practice so don’t get discouraged and just go again next time.

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/13 18:57:14
Just woke up now.
Yep, I’m gonna be late for work.

Henkka: This man could achieve great things in life if it wasn’t for his virginity.

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