Wota in Translation

1: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 09:53:46.97 0
OMG!! The new song is too cool!
Sakura’s skill is astounding considering her age!
The video just shows why she’s the center of Morning Musume.
(ARGENTINA, 22 F)

5: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 10:19:58.75 0
The way their formation dances are so disciplined reminds me of FC Barcelona.
Riho gives it that finishing touch not unlike Messi himself.
(SPAIN, 19 M)

7: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 10:45:22.08 0
Tsunku’s strategy of using EDM is doing wonders for them.
He’s succeeded in bringing out the absolute best from the current members.
(FRANCE, 41 M)

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/11(火) 10:45:35.79 0
Foreigners are funny in how they’re so good at making comparisons and using figures of speech.

10: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 10:52:13.84 0
Riho and Ayumi are such great dancers!
I don’t think they’d feel out of place at all even if they were appearing at Apollo Theater.
(UNITED STATES, 25 F)

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/11(火) 10:55:36.91 0
When I’m feeling down, hearing the girls’ singing voices lifts my spirits and takes my sadness away!
I’m already excited to see just what kind of cool dances they’ll surprise us with next!
(UNITED STATES, 28 F)

13: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 11:02:26.92 0
Who could’ve imagined that Sayumi would become such a great leader?
Indeed; today she’s a female shogun on the level of the likes of Napoleon.
(FRANCE, 36 F)

14: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 11:06:38.11 0
Ahh… one day I definitely want to go to Japan!
It’s my dream to see Morning Musume in concert at Nakano!
I’m now saving money in order to make that dream come true!
(THAILAND, 24 M)

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/11(火) 11:16:04.34 O
What the hell is this thread? (laughs)

18: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 11:28:24.76 0
The roundness of Akari Takeuchi’s face is a thing of wonder.
As I look at her face that’s round like the full moon, I feel myself start turning into a werewolf…
(SINGAPORE, 32 M)

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/11(火) 11:32:52.25 0
LOL.

22: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 11:41:14.91 0
Take your eyes off Maro Fukuda even for three days and she’ll look completely different.
Her changes are as frequent as the updates of Windows.
That’s the beauty of this girl.
(SWEDEN, 38 M)

26: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 12:01:56.19 0
Argh! Why is H!P not in my country? Our government should concentrate not only on our social welfare system, but also taking political measures and putting resources towards getting us cute idols.
(FINLAND, 19 F)

28: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 12:03:49.84 0
Shimizu Saki’s beautiful, magnificent dance steps are like those of a brave matador!
…Not that I’m saying that it’s then Maasa who’s the ferocious bull, hahaha!
(SPAIN, 29 M)

30: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 12:15:24.15 0
These girls are always eating all these intricately made, delicious-looking cakes whenever there’s any small reason to celebrate. It’s like they’re eating more cake than our royal family!
(BELGIUM, 26 M)

Their country must be suffering from a shortage of wheat so they’re forced to eat cake instead.
(FRANCE, 20 F)

34: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 12:46:05.35 0
Think about it: having the walls suddenly collapse around you on a cold, early morning when you’re still sound asleep… that must’ve been a nightmare for them. I’m sure the only reason they were able to start dancing that intensely right after waking up was because they would’ve frozen to death otherwise.
(RUSSIA, 38 M)

35: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 12:56:15.16 0
I like looking at the members’ blogs and I’m especially captivated by Sakura’s beauty.
But the weird thing is, if you look at their YouTube videos, they hardly ever show her…
Tsunku really needs to shine the spotlight on that girl more.
(NEW ZEALAND, 21 M)

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/11(火) 13:02:31.10 O
My wife looks exactly like Zukki.
When I see her dancing, it reminds me of when we were still young…
(POLYNESIA, 48 M)

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/11(火) 13:19:14.65 0
Is this thread your own work? Or are you just translating these from somewhere?

38: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 13:19:59.94 0
It’s all mine. I don’t have the language ability to be doing any translating.

39: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 14:20:56.16 0
Wow! It seems like Erina’s magic can even cross country borders!
She even made someone like me who’s on the opposite side of the planet fall for her.
At the very least for me she’s the world’s number one idol.
(UNITED STATES, 23 M)

40: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 14:48:46.30 0
I’ve learned a lot of difficult kanji since becoming an H!P fan.
Especially “鞘” and “窪” were hard-won battles.
(ARMENIA, 23 M)

42: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 14:57:15.27 0
The other day I asked my Japanese friends about Goro Sawayaka, but surprisingly hardly anyone even knew him. Seeing him on so many H!P videos, I thought he was one of Japan’s top comedians for sure…
(ITALY, 31 F)

43: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 15:17:13.09 0
The Morning Musume of today has the essence of what makes Japan so great.
Discipline, hard work, agility, quality, and of course kawaii.
What Japanese people prosper at is coming together and working as one to accomplish something.
And that is what Morning Musume itself is all about.
(GERMANY, 45 M)

44: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 15:23:17.90 0
I wanted to have the Airi-promoted pizza from from PIZZA-LA so bad that I got them to deliver it for me here to Napoli! The delivery costs were outrageous though! Hahaha!
(ITALY, 36 M)

46: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 16:22:20.36 0
Watching their music videos with the English-translated lyrics, they seem so weird to me. I wonder if it’s just because the translations are unnatural, or if Tsunku’s original lyrics really are that strange…
(SCOTLAND, 24 F)

47: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 17:14:30.59 0
What I’m really curious about is what’s called Kana-Tomo’s original finish hold, the “deko-pin.”
It must be really dangerous since Karin fears it that much…
Anyway, it feels like pretty soon nobody will be able to ignore Juice=Juice anymore! :D
(VIETNAM, 18 F)

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/11(火) 17:17:05.49 0
These all feel like someone might’ve actually said them. (laughs)

49: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 18:23:14.55 0
By the way, I wonder if the girls themselves realize the meanings of the printed English texts on the shirts they wear? They often have phrases on them that just make me lost for words. I wish the staff around them would check them beforehand…
(CANADA, 42 M)

57: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 20:50:45.59 0
Can you guys believe it? A group of girls not even yet 14 years old, dancing and singing while pointing at their own belly buttons! It’s completely crazy, and yet so damn cool! Leave it to H!P to break all stereotypes!
(GREECE, 19 M)

58: 【中国電 77.9 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2014/02/11(火) 21:08:40.19 0
Every week I wait for them to upload Hello Station so I could catch it just a little bit earlier, but I’m so sleepy… Never before has time difference been this much of an inconvenience…
(UNITED STATES, 22 M)

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/11(火) 20:17:49.41 0
You might just be the world’s most talented imitator of foreigners’ reactions.

Henkka: There’s no need for any of us to voice our opinions on H!P anymore. We have this guy.

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