Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:21:57.20 0
She’d be mistaken as a gift and eaten.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:24:16.88 0
What?

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:30:30.82 0
Her member color would be light brown.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:39:34.77 0
She’d be completely pure. The member with nonexistent chances of getting mixed up in any scandals.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:40:53.03 0
How would her singing skill rank?

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:41:36.28 i
>>20
With her lack of vocal cords? Could be better.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:42:58.30 i
Red bean jam pancake’s first photobook “Red Bean Jam Pancake” (includes making-of DVD)

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:44:14.95 0
>>25

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:45:26.54 0
>>28
Oh crap. Who leaked this?

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:46:53.77 0
She’d be famous for smelling really good.

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:47:23.88 0
With her smooth and soft texture, she’d also be highly ranked at handshake events.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:48:37.17 0
As the human members keep graduating, at some point the group would just look like the lineup of a confectionery shop.

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:52:25.66 0
Her solo radio show where she never speaks a word would be highly acclaimed for its originality.

50: 【中国電 72.0 %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2013/11/28(木) 05:52:38.05 0
At each concert, the degree of how much she’s fried would be just a tiny bit different.

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:54:59.15 0
The speed of deterioration would be on a completely different level compared to the rest of the members.

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 05:58:13.92 0
Near the end of the concert, she’d be all dried out.

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:01:52.46 0
There would be a sharp increase in wota deaths resulting from choking on pancakes.

74: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:02:00.31 0
She’d be the member in charge of sexiness.

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:02:52.00 0
She’d be pivotal to their formation dances.

89: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:08:46.24 i
What about its costumes? They certainly can’t allow a girl at the brink of adulthood to perform naked…

91: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:10:34.89 0
A transparent plastic wrap or something would be so erotic.

131: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 13:29:59.58 0

132: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 13:34:31.05 0

133: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 14:43:34.35 i
>>131
>>132
Her presence in the pictures is so huge, it’s hard to believe she’s the group’s newest member!

81: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/11/28(木) 06:04:29.73 0
What the hell are you guys doing this early in the morning?

Henkka: It’s going to be troublesome explaining to your friends and family why you’re in possession of Pancake’s debut photobook full of various swimsuits and schoolgirl outfits.

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