1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 21:49:49.96 0
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 21:52:56.50 0
Fuku-chan is the only real choice.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 21:53:17.02 P
Definitely Eripon.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 21:58:04.50 0
At the end of the day, I’d probably become the happiest with Daaishi…
14: 【中国電 73.7 %】 2013/07/09(火) 21:56:08.40 0
Sorry but can you guys give me some time?
I want to think this one over carefully.
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 21:53:27.06 0
I don’t think I’d be able to win against Ikuta in matrimonial fights.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 21:58:53.61 0
Has to be Ishida.
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 21:59:34.06 0
If you make Eripon your wife, you won’t have anything except meat on the dinner table.
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:01:15.45 0
If Ishida was your wife, it’d be troubling how bread crust would become one of your staple foods…
34: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:01:54.94 0
Perhaps Ikuta. She seems to have some common sense.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:01:57.58 0
Maybe Ikuta since she can cook.
36: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:02:07.22 0
I want to marry Daaishi and become her sugar daddy.
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:02:14.05 0
The one with the most wife material has got to be Ishida.
38: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:02:45.85 0
Ayumin.
40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:03:17.89 0
Daa-chan is the only option.
42: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:03:40.02 0
Daaishi seems like she’d have the most sexual desire.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:03:57.37 0
I want to give Eripon hugs every day.
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:03:57.82 0
Gotta be Fuku-chan.
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:04:52.03 0
I considered Ikuta, but I guess it’d be Daaishi for me. I can’t picture marrying Fuku-chan.
46: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:05:00.20 0
I’m a Fuku-chan oshi, but Daaishi would be the better wife. She has what it takes to become the gutsy mother type.
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:05:00.65 0
I want to marry Daa-chan and show her affection everyday.
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:05:51.13 0
Fuku-chan puts you at ease.
Namata is devoted.
Daaishi is the lovey-dovey type.
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:06:21.28 0
Fuku-chan would mean trouble because I don’t think I’d be able to work anymore — I’d be busy drowning myself in her body everyday.
51: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:06:30.42 0
Thinking about it rationally, it’s gotta be Daaishi.
52: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:07:02.14 0
Fuku-chan is too huge.
Daaishi is too tiny.
Therefore, Ikuta.
54: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:07:24.01 0
I want to play pro wrestling with Namata every night.
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:07:45.05 0
Daaishi seems like the type to ask for sex every single night.
58: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:08:28.76 0
Daaishi has the best cost-performance ratio.
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:09:24.63 0
Daaishi, because even the little mundane, everyday things would seem fun if it was together with her.
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:09:30.70 0
Daaishi. I want her to stand on her tiptoes as she tries to kiss me.
68: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:11:02.44 0
Fuku-chan, ignorant of the ways of the world, seems like she’d get bullied by all the old hags living nearby.
70: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:11:14.90 0
If I want someone whose lifestyle matches mine, Daaishi is my only option.
71: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:11:23.78 0
Daaishi who would stand by me even if we were poor.
100: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:18:17.24 0
>>71
Even a cake like this was enough to make her look happy:
72: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:11:33.76 0
Ikuta and Fuku-chan are so stupid, it’d be scary…
75: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:12:18.87 0
I’d feel nervous and scared about going to pay my respects to Fuku-chan’s family. (laughs)
79: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:12:50.94 0
My oshi is Fuku-chan, but if it’s for a wife? Daaishi absolutely…
80: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:13:13.59 0
I want to marry Fuku-chan because I’m a gold digger.
81: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:13:17.43 0
Ikuta’s merits:
+ It doesn’t feel like there’d be any communication issues
+ She’s strong to some extent, so I wouldn’t have to worry about her too much even when I’m absent
Ikuta’s demerits:
– Bad at cooking, eats nothing but meat
90: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:15:04.81 0
>>81
She does seem to have some skill in cooking. Just don’t expect her to listen to any of your requests.
82: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:13:19.81 0
I can’t choose anyone except Daaishi because she’s the only one who’d remain loving towards me even if we became poor. ＞＜
83: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:13:24.47 0
Daaishi doesn’t seem like the type to let anything go to waste.
84: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:13:30.28 0
If you cheated on her…
Fukumura: would cry
Ikuta: would stab you
Ishida: would demand a large amount of money in consolation
87: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:14:39.76 0
I just want to be healed after a long day at work by coming home and seeing Daaishi in her unfashionable yet cute clothes.
93: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:16:03.68 0
Eripon seems like she’d give birth to the healthiest baby. We wouldn’t even have to go to the hospital, she’d just pop it out wherever we happened to be at the time.
95: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:17:01.42 0
Stop talking about her like she was an alley cat.
99: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:18:06.69 0
No no no, the one who’d just pop it out wherever would be Daaishi, to save on expenses.
96: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:17:14.23 0
Fukuchan is from a high-class family.
Ikuta seems wasteful.
Therefore Ishida is the only real option for me, earnings-wise.
102: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:18:56.52 0
U-um, I’d actually prefer Kudo who has all the good qualities of these three combined…
108: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:20:27.03 0
>>102
But she’s just a good-for-nothing female chihuahua. (laughs)
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:21:58.64 0
>>108
128: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:37:48.19 O
>>110
Superb.
107: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:20:14.21 0
I’m tall so I just want to have Daaishi sit on my lap and watch Doraemon together.
105: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:19:32.16 0
Daaishi seems like she’d go through a hard time for not getting any check-ups done during her pregnancy just to save money.
109: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:21:04.84 0
>>105
She does seem stringy enough to say stuff like “I’m going to give birth at home!“
120: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:28:43.15 0
Ikuta could give birth like everyday and it wouldn’t be a problem for her.
130: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:44:23.67 0
I’d like Daa-chan, but I’ve heard things about short girls being inclined to serial adultery…
131: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:46:06.12 0
But Daaishi couldn’t change the bed sheets whenever the husband was away on a business trip. It’d be too wasteful.
138: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:53:27.53 0
I like Ikuta the most, but it just seems so damn tiring to be loved by Ikuta…
I’ll go for Fuku-chan.
145: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 23:01:19.59 O
Daaishi. She could handle us being poor and she’d raise strong children.
149: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 23:08:16.10 O
Maybe Namata. Even if I left her by herself for a while, she’d probably have all kinds of things she wants to do alone.
150: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 23:08:37.59 0
If it’s a girlfriend, Namata. But a wife? None of them.
152: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 23:12:04.98 0
Daaishi is the only real choice for me. I can just picture us in our old age, growing watermelons together and living life with not a care in the world.
157: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 23:17:27.98 0
“Want some?“
159: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 23:50:26.58 P
No matter who I choose, once they give birth they all seem like they’d be the type that hysterically scolds their child.
160: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 23:55:22.22 0
That’s just women for you.
161: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/10(水) 00:22:04.13 P
She seems like she’d take care of everything for me, but if she found out I’d cheated on her, the mentally unstable Ikuta would probably come at me with a kitchen knife.
175: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/10(水) 08:52:36.65 0
Fuku-chan of course.
179: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/10(水) 09:33:42.53 0
If I was adopted into the Fukumura family, I could easily quit my job.
I’d go to a cooking class once a week and she could leave all of the housework to me!
181: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/10(水) 09:56:51.77 0
If only Daaishi had Fuku-chan’s boobs…
185: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/10(水) 12:19:50.31 0
Even if we only had Subway for lunch all the time, I don’t think Ishida would get angry. So it’s Ishida for me.
186: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/10(水) 12:29:44.60 O
Wife: Ishida
Mistress: Fukumura
188: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/10(水) 13:54:37.37 0
Daaishi for the summers and Fuku-chan for the winters.
Henkka: I have a feeling the majority was leaning towards Daaishi on this one, but I’m not sure if it was so much because of Daaishi herself or just the appeal of her poverty and the prospect of unconditional love. It certainly beats getting stabbed.
Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/30309780.html (jp)
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50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:06:21.28 0
Fuku-chan would mean trouble because I don’t think I’d be able to work anymore — I’d be busy drowning myself in her body everyday.
He’s got the right idea!
Also: where does “Namata” come from?
‘nama’ (「なま」) is another reading for 「生」, which is otherwise the ‘iku’ in “Ikuta”. So it’s an alternate reading pun. :3
Thx!
Namata is another way to read the kanji for Ikuta. It has become one of her nicknames and is used most often on 2ch.
fukuchan is my oshi, but for this one I choose Ikuta, she’s gonna give total devotion :”>
It’s probably just me but Daaishi is the one that will most likely stab you in your sleep with that psycho killer smile she has.
Wow, Mizupon is barely in the running. I’m very surprised at the number of people who would choose Eripon since 2ch seems to have Eripon-wota issues.
Thinking about it, I’d probably pick Eripon myself. I love meat and find her interesting. We could have tons of fun doing stupid stuff at home. (◡‿◡)
I was planning to make the same comment as @186. It’s so obvious, the doe-eyed with the big smile for every day, and the planturous for the extras.
Ayumi for sure. Though I wouldn’t mind “sampling” Fukuchan from time to time.
Daaishi all the way <3
Ayumin will make a good wife.
I’m goin with Eripon.
Even thought I’m a woman myself I would definitely choose Fuku-chan. Loving, a little needy in complicated things, but also independent, interested in everything you put in front of her and beautiful.
#130 and #131 cracked me up XD
But, personally, I’d choose Erina. I think that she has very interesting personality, and her “I’ll never give up” attitude is impressive.
If anything, I’m just amazed it took them until comment #186 to bring up Fuku-chan’s boobs. 2ch, you disappoint me.
If it’s too hard to choose, then one solution left: polygamy!
While I love Ayumin, and find Eripon endlessly amusing, Muziki is by far the one I would want to come home to everyday.
>6
best first replay evar?
altenatively i guess i would take ikuta if i was mad and drugged.
ayumi ,if i really want to feel poor :P
>71
that made me cry
130: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/09(火) 22:44:23.67 0
I’d like Daa-chan, but I’ve heard things about short girls being inclined to serial adultery…
Oh, the terrible legacy of Mari Yaguchi….
Fukumura Mizuki is the only right choice. I’m surprised most of people answered wrong.
I feel bad for laughing at 131. ><
There is never a wrong thread for poor Daishi thread.
I’d pick Maa-chan.
Hey, why not?
Cause shes my oshi, Eripon is who i should be choosing but i honestly think Ayumin would make the better wife… She seems like the type to love heartedly and not need much in life other family and happiness… She would be the type to cherish the moments together and not take things for granted
Eripon would make a great wife… Just don’t cheat on her lol…
Ayumin won… So many wota wants to marry her
Daishi Daishi Daishi
Do you think you can do a translation about Mizuki’s date with Giant
http://hayabusa3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1376904628
he doesn’t do requests. and it looks like krv is hibernating?
I’m not hibernating, I got a job :P
And I’ve not done a published TL on here yet, so dunno why I’d do a request either. Even if I had joined, it’d have only been to do Momoclo threads and AKB ones when Sag gave up.
The above gentleman or woman is right in that I don’t do requests. I did have my eye on that thread though. I’ll probably get to doing it eventually.
Low maintenance girl makes for a meaningful relationship. Daiishi is probably the lowest maintenance.