1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:00:59.81 0
She’d give a magnificent chase to the enemy spy on horseback!
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:03:34.87 0
She wouldn’t remember where she parked her Aston Martin and would end up getting lost in the parking lot.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:04:29.96 0
She’d get emotionally attached to the Bond girl.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:06:16.92 O
Her car of choice would be the Aston Maachan.
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:06:32.40 0
Suddenly while driving, she’d accidentally eject her seat and fly into the skies.
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:07:30.71 0
Maa-chan would hate Pierce Brosnan for his proper manners.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:08:44.81 0
She’d think her car was adequate for operating underwater, so she’d just dive right in and drown.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:10:07.06 0
She wouldn’t understand how to unlock the special weapons, so she’d ask the Bond girl for help.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:10:32.82 0
She’d take a keen interest in Jaws’ teeth.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:13:29.86 0
“In Czechoslovakia now now～”
26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:26:14.82 0
More friends than enemies would get shot.
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/20(月) 12:30:33.80 O
While on mission, groups of animals would always gather around her.
Henkka: Maa-chan shooting bad guys in the face? Someone make this happen.
Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/28258976.html (jp)
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Did it take you time to come to like Maa-chan?
LMAOOOOOO
these fans are hilarious
and yet, i feel like much of this is accurate
Her drink of choice?
Maachantini, shaken not stirred.
more like a Maatini
Maachan post are the best!
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reina became her bond girl
every minute = “tanasa-taaaaaan!!!”
Maachan threads are always the best!
Never knew about this blog before, and started a similar translation blog few days back. These hilarious fans definitely deserve more attention. Ganbatte ikimasshoi!
You bastard! You better not translate anything I wanna do! … Just kidding. :P What’s the URL of your blog though?
This is the site: http://wolves-morningmusume.blogspot.jp/
I haven’t put any effort in the design or whatever yet, tho. Since I’ve found your blog now, I’ll probably wait a few days before translating posts :)
Cool stuff! No need to wait before translating if you mean to do it for my sake, I’ve never been much of a believer in translators “owning” their projects. Just do your thing. :) I tweeted about your site, hopefully more folks will find it.
Good luck with your site!
Your tweet did bring a lot of visitors :) I’ll do my thing, thank you senpai!
“My name is Sato, Masaki Sato. But you can call me Maachan~” :)
Hopefully someday Up-Front realizes that Sato must be made into a secret agent. Well maybe she is already one, playing the nice goofy character but being a real terminator. Well maybe that’s more in the style of Kudo :)
“More friends than enemies would get shot.”
^ THIS!
i’m thinking maachan as a evil villianess(sp?) who blows stuff up with aersol cans, and kuduu can be the bondboy who seduces her
Much thanks to Henkka and the people over at “Wolves..” for the translations, they are priceless especially all Riho/Maachan ones!!
I feel Maachan would have the most amazing (stupid/silly/ridiculous) secret disguises, like hanger face (shown above)! The villains would be so bemused they would give themselves up readily to Maa-chans cuteness!
Hey Mozenator! No problem, and thanks for reading. (And sorry it took me ages to reply to your monster comment in the Tsunku music post, which I did just now.)