Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:31:21.44 0
From a handshake event:

When it was my turn in line, Maa-chan was busy peeping in at the booth with Daaishi’s handshake session. So there I was just staring at the back of her head…
Me: “Maa-chan? Maa-chan…?”
Finally after about two seconds Maa-chan turned around to face me, only to break into this weird dance.
Me: “… That wall sure is in the way.”
Maa: “Yeah! It really is…!”
…Followed by Maa-chan banging the wall a few times before hanging her head in disappointment.
Staff: “Time’s up. (laughs)”
And thus my time ran out as I was staring at the back of Maa-chan’s head.

Maa-chan suddenly peeked out to greet those of us in line.
Me: “Maa-chan, if I write you a letter will you read it?”
Maa: “Nope!”
Me: “!?“

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:38:05.09 0
I appreciate her honesty. (laughs)

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:40:22.73 0
That’s better than anyone who says they’ll read it, and yet never do.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:37:39.27 P
The idol you can’t shake hands with even at a handshake event.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:42:35.33 0
Anyone who doesn’t like those stories just isn’t a real Maa wota. (laughs)

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:43:28.42 0
Maa is entertainment at its finest.

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:46:15.14 0
This is the kind of thing that makes her the Maa-chan we know.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:47:29.83 0
This is a hundred times better than someone who says they’ll read it and then just throws it away. As expected of Maa-chan.

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:48:23.81 0
Maa-chan — doesn’t want to raise false hopes but might just read your letter anyway.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:48:29.60 0
She’s at the age where she’ll say “I won’t read it” even though you know she will.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:48:39.30 P
Maa-chan’s too funny. (laughs)

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 22:58:03.05 0
This is… (laughs) I now understand why two subleaders were necessary.

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:01:36.34 0
This would just destroy weak-spirited wota.

82: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:05:23.88 0
Sato is funny. I didn’t care about handshake events at all but now I kinda want to go.

84: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:06:14.54 0
More than handshakes, those episodes >>1 pasted are way more precious.

97: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:11:49.18 O

Maa-chan was again using only one hand with me at the handshake event, so I said “I’ll quit being your oshi!” She replied “Well, you’re a Sayashi oshi aren’t you?” (laughs) She looked surprised when I answered “Nope, it’s Eripon for me.” (´ー｀)

100: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:13:34.10 0
I’m the one who was quoted in the thread title. I exaggerated what she said a bit. She actually said: “I read letters around once a month, but there’s a huge pile of ones that I haven’t finished reading. But I’ll read it if you write it in hiragana.”

“Nope!” was a bit much. Sorry!

106: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:17:21.37 0
>>100
You’re right, that was an exaggeration. But you’re a good person for correcting it. If you’re a Sato oshi, keep supporting her!

107: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:17:35.96 0
>>100
How honest. (laughs)

105: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:16:17.70 0
They need to appoint a subleader just for looking after Kudo and Maa-chan.

121: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:28:02.97 0
With Maa-chan, getting only a normal handshake would be boring.

122: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:29:38.52 O
Episodes from today’s handshake event. Sato wota sure have it tough.

My turn was up next and even though Maa-chan was still shaking hands with the person before me, she peeked outside to look at me. When that person’s time was up, I could hear the table creaking as Maa-chan ran closer to the entrance. When I got in, Maa-chan was squished hiding at the very innermost part of the booth next to the entrance. (T-T)

Maa-chan interacts properly with the fans when her manager is looking. But this time she didn’t realize the manager actually was looking, so she hid under the table. Her manager apologized to me. (laughs)

Maa-chan was nowhere to be found when I entered the booth, so I tried looking for her and she jumped up from under the table. (shivers)

Me (to Maa-chan who’s hiding under the table): “W-what are you doing??”
Maa: “I’m playing.”
One of my handshake tickets turned out worthless because of Maa-chan’s play time. (>_<)

129: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:32:46.23 0
>>122
He’s wrong in thinking the handshake ticket was worthless. That shows he doesn’t understand how to have fun with Maa-chan.

124: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:30:32.44 0
Sato wota have it tough? It’s the opposite!

125: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:30:42.10 0
These episodes are funny when they happen to other people. She should do that kind of thing even more. (laughs)

161: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/26(日) 23:54:56.81 0
Honestly, I’m not a big fan of that sort of thing, but I imagine the real wota would probably be delighted. Well, I guess it’s okay to have one member like that in the group.

172: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/27(月) 01:11:53.51 O
Maa-chan waved me bye bye from her own initiative. Is this rare?

178: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/27(月) 07:16:23.56 0
I gave Maa-chan Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason as a present. Are you saying there’s a small possibility that she hasn’t read very much of it?

Henkka: Maa-chan is a genius.

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