Wota in Translation

1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/05/10(金) 19:18:07.49 ID:0

@mu_gakken:
Iikubo Haruna of Morning Musume appears in the June issue of Mu published yesterday!
She spoke to us about her personal experiences of super mysterious UFO sightings!

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:20:13.67 O
H!P also has a reincarnation of Cinderella.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:20:47.27 0
>>7
“Ah… no thank you, we don’t need that sort of thing.“

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:20:39.58 0
Harunan is the queen of subcultures.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:21:15.36 0
So the day when I’d actually be forced to buy an occult magazine has come…

23: ジェット ◆aJ1VZFRNi2 2013/05/10(金) 19:22:30.63 0
Looks like Iikubo-san already has her post-graduation work all set up.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:23:41.95 0
She has the face of an alien, too.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:23:53.97 0
She does have the face for Mu.

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:23:55.61 0
Now feature Maa-chan on Newton.*
(* TL note: Japanese science magazine.)

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:24:12.89 0
So Iikubo-san has found herself another group of fans. (laughs)

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:25:01.58 0
“Martian” was one of her nicknames, too. I always thought there was something off about her.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:25:11.40 0
They should seriously make it into a monthly column. Their readership would grow rapidly. (laughs) Well, at least I’d buy it…

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:25:32.51 O
Who’d have thought that she’d go from teenage fashion magazines to occult magazines?

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:26:12.92 0
She’s gonna get bashed by the people who really believe what’s written in the magazine…

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:26:49.14 0
She doesn’t have anything of actual substance that she could talk to them about, does she? (laughs)

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:27:37.06 0
I don’t think there’s any other idol aside from Iikubo-san who’d accept an interview with Mu. (laughs)

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:28:13.25 P
I was thinking it’d just be like a picture of an alien that resembles Iikubo-san, but it was for real. Maybe she’s been influenced by Shokotan?

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:28:18.53 O
I hope she talks about alien autopsy films, eyes all sparkling.

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:28:40.95 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜＆℃＆％％％★●●◎∝∂￢⊥∠∀⊃Å♯

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:29:22.93 0
So she discovered a new way of promoting herself: the occult idol. Sanma is going be pleased.

85: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:32:16.38 0
I’m glad for her, but are Mu magazine really okay with having her on? (laughs)

101: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:34:24.37 0
Mu’s actually become this pretty trendy magazine. High-school girls are buying it like it’s nothing special.

120: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:36:44.22 0
>>101
Dentsu made it popular by promoting power spots and stuff.

106: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:34:58.11 0
I hope she cosplays as a crystal-wielding astrologer or something in the next Hello! Channel.

112: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:35:43.24 0
It’s gonna be scary if serious readers of Mu turn up at concerts because of this.

116: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:36:30.97 0
Must’ve been 20 years since I last read Mu.

117: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:36:32.16 O
Hope there’s also some gravure with Iikubo in silver full-body tights.

124: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:37:28.44 0
Well, Tsunku did say he wanted Iikubo to bring a sense of trendiness to Morning Musume… and that trendiness is Mu. (laughs)

139: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:40:02.92 0
Well, in a way this is pretty historical. (laughs) I placed an order for it on Amazon.

147: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:41:28.13 0
I’ll have to bring a copy to the next handshake event. (laughs)

159: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:43:45.65 0
She does kind of look like some Indian god. The native Thai dress she wore when they were there also really suited her. For some reason she does have this sort of godly vibe about her.

162: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:44:12.53 O
Iikubo-san can turn a part of a human body into ice cream.

169: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:45:25.51 0
>>162
She can also plunge her fingers inside your stomach and pull out stones with bad energy.

166: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:44:58.91 0
Iikubo, doing light study of Tibetan Esoteric Buddhist teachings.

175: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:45:59.77 0
She does look like a character from Avatar.

176: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:46:05.39 0
She looks like a Martian, yoga-practicing ascetic monk.

185: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:47:13.24 0
Iikubo-san, drinking holy water that she made using pyramid power before the concert.

264: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:56:31.65 O

363: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 20:23:34.32 T
>>264
That’s the face one makes when they’ve successfully channeled their thoughts into space.
She’s going to take the whole world by storm with this skill.

265: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:56:58.61 0
Iikubo-sensei’s Primer to Zoroastrianism.

266: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10 19:57:03
Harunan’s going to be found out. (laughs)

270: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:57:55.95 0
Could someone who was a Warrior of Light in their previous existence get in touch, please.

276: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 19:59:34.11 0
>>270
I have a friend who is just waiting to be brought back to life. I will contact you once I know more.

307: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 20:07:00.95 0

318: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 20:08:46.22 0
>>307
I knew Shokotan was somehow connected to this.

378: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 20:31:08.88 O
I want to participate in Harunan’s tour to capture the Mokèlé-mbèmbé.

412: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 20:58:25.48 0
I bought a copy. I gave it a read, but it’s scary how Iikubo-san uses these words I don’t really know, like “ganglion.”

435: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 21:15:39.33 0
UFO’s can’t be real. I mean, I’ve only seen one four times.

437: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10 21:16:58

438: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 21:17:05.36 0
I’ve only been inside a UFO once. The thing is that I was dead drunk, so I couldn’t tell you for sure whether it was real or not.

453: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 21:38:52.39 0

(TL note: page 72: “A strange incident that happened to Morning Musume’s Iikubo Haruna“)

461: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/10(金) 21:46:38.36 0
It’s seriously two pages of all Iikubo. There’s also huge ads for Brainstorming and Budokan. (laughs)

499：名無し募集中。。。：2013/05/10(金) 23:08:12.40 ID:0

503：名無し募集中。。。：2013/05/10(金) 23:12:04.94 ID:0

567：名無し募集中。。。：2013/05/11(土) 12:19:44.92 ID:0
Mu is printed entertainment at its absolute finest.

Henkka: Things are going to get very strange in this fandom thanks to Morning Musume’s first alien member.

Sources: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/27819992.html (jp), http://harofree.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-730.html (jp)