1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 21:42:42.65 O
The first car member.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 21:47:22.61 0
As part of the SATOYAMA project, please also add a rice transplanter and a combine harvester.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 21:48:18.20 0
The stage is gonna feel smaller.
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 21:49:00.72 O
The car’s gonna be all slipping and sliding at events held at Sunshine City.
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 21:49:18.74 0
It’s gonna be a used car, but don’t you dare complain.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 21:49:36.81 O
Car: “Hey! Sakura!”
Oda: “Show some respect to your senpai.”
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 21:53:18.90 P
If you’re gonna add one, make it a Ferrari.
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:01:36.43 O
A Rolls-Royce grade member would be nice.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:03:28.63 0
It’ll have to be a car that handles tight turns or it won’t be able to keep up with the choreographies.
36: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:05:07.64 0
Aston Martin-chan would be nice.
39: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:08:39.45 O
Car taking part in the training camp.
42: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:11:08.05 0
Feels futuristic.
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:12:31.90 0
Things might get complicated because of TPP.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:17:51.19 0
Greeting ～car～
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:25:02.00 0
I’m going to car’s graduation concert.
51: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:27:28.92 0
Otsukalexus!!!
52: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:27:36.57 0
I can already picture the commercials.
54: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:28:25.35 0
They’d include test drive tickets with singles.
56: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:33:52.87 0
You need 3000 points or to attend a dinner show before you get to ride it.
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:33:46.00 0
Stop falling behind with the aerial moves, car.
58: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:42:34.72 0
“Shut up with all the ‘vroom vroom’ already! Idiot!”
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/30(火) 22:54:50.51 0
The idol world’s very first Car of the Year prize.
Henkka: Ganbarenault!
Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/27401534.html (jp)
Wow, I had no idea where this thread was going to go but a lot of people just went with it. lol
I know what you mean. That to me is the beauty of 2ch. :)
The most random post ever but i love everyone reply to it lol xD
#48 lol
Someone was VERY drunk when he/she made this thread.
This was amazing. Thank you for this Henkka!
Long live car. Thanks for reading.
I’m reminded of “Chair-chan” and “Alpaca-chan” who undoubtedly have many many fans that are disappointed that they aren’t members.
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They make the most inane things sound so awesome.
Thanks so much for translating this. Always makes my day when you update!
The best kind of feedback. Thanks for reading! :)
Hey Henkka! By any chance, are you Finnish? :)
Hi Rosa! I am indeed. Nice to see a fellow Finn here!
Siistii! Harvoin törmää suomalaisiin H!P -faneihin :)
Saanks kysyy että kuka on sun lempijäsen ja kauanko oot kuunnellu Momusua? :)
Toki. Fanittanut alkuvuodesta 2007 ja overall lemppari lienee Ayaya.
Oho, no meillä on sit saman verran momusuhistoriaa!
Sä taidat osata japaniiki ihan semihyvin :D
Otsukalexus! *dies*