Let’s come up with a catchphrase for Kumai-chan (+1)

Posted by Henkka on October 26, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou. Tags: . 9 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:07:22.52 0.net
The Sad Skyscraper

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:08:48.94 0.net
The Moving Sky Tree

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:10:19.36 O.net
The Woman Who Can See the Horizon From Tokyo

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:11:35.23 0.net
The One-Woman Twin Towers

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:12:38.33 0.net
The Woman Closest to the Sun

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:10:16.21 0.net
Babel

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/30(火) 21:13:14.44 0.net
The One-Woman Völkerwanderung

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Meet the latest mentally deranged addition to Morning Musume: Ogata Haruna

Posted by Henkka on October 13, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: , . 22 comments

These Ogata Haruna pictures will exceed
all your expectations with their absurdity

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/01(水) 09:58:31.85 0.net
12th gen member Ogata Haruna
@haruna1999mht (← main Twitter account, already deleted)
絶滅変仔少女ぱるな (Zetsumetsu Henko Shoujo Paruna) @harunaYouTube (← her YouTube account, just got deleted a while ago)
ブタメン (Butamen) @white_pigbot (← what everyone is talking about right now)
She probably has more accounts as well (YouTube, Instagram, other image hosting services, etc)

https://twitter.com/white_pigbot

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3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/01(水) 10:00:04.91 0.net
Honestly, these only convinced me that she’s beautiful.

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Uemura Akari forces Miyazaki Yuka to take a bath with her

Posted by Henkka on October 13, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Juice=Juice. Tags: , . 15 comments

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Miyazaki Yuka:
“I’m at the hotel inside Aarii’s room right now.
She invited me to take a bath with her but I’m so not going to.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/23(土) 22:35:03.83 0.net

P.S.
I’m at the hotel inside Aarii’s room right now. She invited me to take a bath with her but I’m so not going to. ♡ (laughs)

http://ameblo.jp/juicejuice-official/entry-11914223398.html

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/23(土) 22:35:46.29 0.net
…Why not?

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/23(土) 22:36:34.37 0.net
That definitely sounds like she’s gotten in the bath with her before and made to do something against her will.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/23(土) 22:48:34.07 0.net
She’s so fishing for comments with that blog.
But that’s fine by me.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/23(土) 22:40:50.66 0.net
Aarii: “I’m going to wash your body for you, okay, Yuka?”

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Suzuki Kanon makes top of Yahoo! News, is hugely popular in the United States?!

Posted by Henkka on October 11, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 36 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/07(火) 21:44:02.50 0.net
http://www.yahoo.co.jp/
“Morning Musume Suzuki popular in the United States because of her figure?”

91: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/07(火) 21:57:01.70 0.net

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2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/07(火) 21:44:16.69 0.net
It’s hereeeeeeeeeeee━━━━━━（ﾟ∀ﾟ）━━━━━━!!!

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/07(火) 21:44:57.59 0.net
Suzuki-san is a worldwide celebrity.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/07(火) 21:45:55.66 0.net
“Morning Musume ’14’s first ever NY performance draws 2,000 people; “American size” Suzuki Kanon draws huge cheers”
http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20141007-00000015-mantan-ent (jp)

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/07(火) 21:45:06.00 0.net
Oh damn, it was for real! (laughs)

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/07(火) 21:45:12.42 0.net
Holy craaaaaaaaaaaaap!

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/07(火) 21:49:54.70 0.net
Zukki’s triumphal return to Japan.

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H!P wota = Tsunku wota

Posted by Henkka on October 11, 2014
Posted in: 2ch. Tags: . 21 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/19(金) 03:24:41.85 0.net
The realization everyone arrives at sooner or later.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/19(金) 03:35:55.49 0.net
No objections from me.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/19(金) 03:27:28.27 0.net
I was a Sharan Q wota to begin with.

5: まろは可愛らしい 2014/09/19(金) 03:27:40.71 0.net
Everyone becomes a Terada wota after being a fan for two years or so.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/19(金) 03:31:37.91 0.net
I really think the “Beethoven of Osaka” nickname is no exaggeration. On the contrary, I think he deserves something even more grand.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/09/19(金) 03:38:24.47 0.net
Terada’s songs are all I listen to, Terada’s songs are all I sing, and Terada’s songs are what make me happy.

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The best & worst of wota you’ve seen at H!P concerts and events

Posted by Henkka on August 23, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 13 comments

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Funny wota you’ve seen at concerts

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/13(月) 21:15:31.47 0
Everyone’s seen some wota playing air guitar, but the other day I actually saw a guy doing air flute. So funny.

5: 名無し募集中 2007/08/13(月) 21:24:24.67 0
>>1
Where was that?

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/13(月) 21:31:11.31 0
>>5
A Berryz concert. I enjoyed watching him play through the whole song on his air flute.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/13(月) 21:25:52.81 0
I’ve seen a guy playing air violin.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/08/13(月) 21:32:35.64 0
Lately there’s been an increase in guys doing air conducting.

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Suddenly I find myself missing Gaki/Kame so much it hurts

Posted by Henkka on August 22, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: , . 18 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/01(金) 23:29:52.27 0.net
I want to see Gaki-san getting all angry at Eririn again…

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/01(金) 23:35:16.19 0.net
The debates of the meddlesome Gaki-san and the good-for-nothing Eririn were the funniest thing ever.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/01(金) 23:36:41.65 0.net
Niigaki Risa, born October 20
Kamei Eri, born December 23
Her Majesty the Empress, born October 20
His Majesty the Emperor, born December 23

Gaki/Kame, the royal couple.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/01(金) 23:37:59.29 0.net
Please start doing TwitCasting broadcasts from a bar somewhere.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/01(金) 23:42:51.27 0.net
Gaki-san is a heavy drinker so there wouldn’t be much of a change with her really.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/08/01(金) 23:41:40.39 0.net
>>15
I’d love seeing a drunk Eririn slurring her words.

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Do you ever talk to your pictures of H!P members? (+4)

Posted by Henkka on August 21, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 20 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 11:04:27.13 0
“You’re so cute today, Reina…” or other stuff like that.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 11:10:53.85 0
Kissing my posters of them is an everyday thing.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 11:13:22.98 0
Apologizing to them is normal, but aside from that, what else would I have to say to them?

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 11:27:13.02 O
No, but every now and then the H!P members in the pictures talk to me though.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/10/01(木) 11:58:22.70 O
I’m kind of worried about myself since I start babbling when I’m talking to Risako.

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