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So I just rewatched Michishige Sayumi’s graduation speech and I have to say…

Posted by Henkka on October 31, 2015
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: Michishige Sayumi. 16 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 23:36:07.61 0.net
Tauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 23:37:27.01 0.net
Cha! Yu!

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 23:38:07.74 0.net
Don’t come any closer, weirdos!

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 23:39:14.21 0.net
>>4
Sayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/10/05(月) 23:39:19.37 0.net
Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Junjun’s husband totally looks like one of us! (+1)

Posted by Henkka on October 14, 2015
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: Junjun, Kamei Eri. 12 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/01(土) 17:53:13.39 0.net

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19: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/01(土) 18:14:04.72 0.net
Dammit…

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/01(土) 17:57:32.72 0.net
She got married?

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/01(土) 17:59:52.57 0.net
Nice. Does he have a lot of money?

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/01(土) 17:57:07.22 0.net
… I actually feel pretty frustrated about this.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/08/01(土) 18:01:31.65 0.net
Junjun is cute.

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Uemura Akari’s swimsuit photobook!!! ~OPPAI EXPLOSION~

Posted by Henkka on October 13, 2015
Posted in: 2ch, ANGERME, Juice=Juice. Tags: Takeuchi Akari, Uemura Akari. 26 comments

The cover of Uemura Akari’s
first photobook is here━━━(゚∀゚)━━━!!!!

1: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:34:53.20 0.net
http://ameblo.jp/juicejuice-official/entry-12077219763.html

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2: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:35:48.84 0.net
Nice.

3: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:36:11.71 0.net
Oooh…

4: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:36:16.58 0.net
That’s really good.

46: 無し募集中。。。 2015/09/25(金) 22:41:25.74 0.net
This is pretty much the best photobook cover I remember ever seeing.

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I want to attend my first handshake event. Which group do you recommend?

Posted by Henkka on October 11, 2015
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 10 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/06(日) 08:55:43.26 0.net
Please tell me which group (or member) will make me the happiest.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/06(日) 08:57:34.83 0.net
I don’t think you can go wrong with JJ.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/06(日) 08:58:08.67 0.net
The group just oozing with euphoria: Country Girls!!

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/06(日) 08:59:29.80 0.net
You rarely get any bad interactions with 15 and JJ.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/09/06(日) 08:59:50.80 0.net
Fukuda Kanon (also known as Maro).

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Tsunku♂ “Dakara, Ikiru” Chapter Two: An Endless Nightmare (2014.2 ~ 2014.10)

Posted by Henkka on September 27, 2015
Posted in: Other. Tags: Tsunku♂. 9 comments

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Searching For The Right Treatment

On the TNM staging system, my laryngeal cancer was diagnosed as being T2, also known as Stage II. Not the initial phase, but early nevertheless. I did learn, though, that the way your stage is diagnosed is actually all up to the doctor’s interpretation.

The name of my illness: “squamous cell carcinoma of the vocal cords.”

“What the heck is that?” Well, it’s more commonly known as just laryngeal cancer.

What I needed to do was start thinking about how I wanted to have it treated, but my brain wasn’t able to process the information at all. “It’s happening to me…? This has got to be a lie…” These were the only thoughts running through my head. “And I took such good care of my health! I quit smoking ages ago! I’m only 45 years old! What did I do wrong?!” I was thinking about my past, trying to find the culprit.

At the same time, I also had to think about the worst case scenario: what could I leave my kids if something was to happen to me? What are the words I should leave my wife with? It didn’t feel right to be imagining such a dreadful future, but I couldn’t stop myself from doing so.

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The status of Wota in Translation

Posted by Henkka on September 26, 2015
Posted in: 2ch, Other. 51 comments

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Hey guys.

I felt like it was about time I posted an update. I know some of you don’t follow the site on Twitter or Facebook but choose instead to check on updates the old-fashioned way (though at this point I can only hope not many of you continue to do so daily). A majority of you must be wondering if I’m just lazing around with Wota in Translation, if I still have plans for it, or if I’ve forgotten about it altogether. The answer to all three questions is “no.“

 

I used to have a personal blog. Five years ago or so I made a post on it, titled along the lines of “I’m not a fan of idol music — I’m a fan of Tsunku music.” More recently, I translated a thread on this site that posed the question “would you still be an H!P wota if Tsunku quit as their producer?” It’s been a while, so I genuinely did not remember how I’d answered the question myself. But the other day — in light of recent news — I had a look.

This is what I said on the matter back in February of 2014.

Henkka: As for me? While a wota is something I am not, I’m quite confident my interest in Hello! Project without Tsunku would fade very quickly.

I’m sure you’ve all heard the news by now. Tsunku has stepped down as the producer of Hello! Project as of October 2014, but this information was only made public earlier this month. Looking back, my initial reaction to this now seems a bit cold and uninterested, as if I was saying “meh.“

My 2¢ on this news: it's not really news at all. We all noticed the lack of "Produced by Tsunku" on CD covers & concert VTRs this past year.

— Wota in Translation (@wotatranslation) September 9, 2015

But believe me: I don’t feel the least bit indifferent.

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Tsunku♂ “Dakara, Ikiru” Chapter One: My Final Stage (2013.8 ~ 2014.2)

Posted by Henkka on September 20, 2015
Posted in: Other. Tags: Tsunku♂. 5 comments

Note: read the Prologue first!

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An Omen

I had an anxious feeling in my chest prior to the start of Sharan Q’s 25th anniversary live tour.

When my throat was in good condition, I could go into the studio and have my demo vocals recorded in no time. But when it’s a tour you’re talking about, you’re expected to maintain your physical condition so that you can sing over 20 songs in succession per concert.

Demo vocals, by the way, are something I did when I was writing a song for an artist I was producing, like Morning Musume. They’re guide vocals meant to help the girls learn how to sing the song. I would always record the whole melody along with the finished lyrics. In the idol scene these days, the norm is having a hired professional vocalist sing the guide vocals, but in my case, I want to have the girls learn proper breath control and sense of rhythm, so I would always record the guide vocals by myself.

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Tsunku♂ “Dakara, Ikiru” Prologue: A New Step (2015.4)

Posted by Henkka on September 13, 2015
Posted in: Other. Tags: Tsunku♂. 7 comments

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April 4th, 2015.

The weather forecast for Osaka had promised rain, but it was a cloudy day. By the time the ceremony was about to begin, there were even hints of sunlight.

I was in Osaka with my family where I was producing the 2015 entrance ceremony for Kinki University, my alma mater.

I woke up at half past five and had the breakfast I’d prepared for myself earlier. Today would be the first time in a while that I would be getting up on stage. “Huh, it’s been a year and a half since I last had to put on makeup.” That’s what was running through my mind as I started to get ready.

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