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Ozeki Mai fulfills her dream of the past 15 years; goes on a date with her dad

Posted by Henkka on September 3, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Country Girls. Tags: Ozeki Mai. 10 comments

1: 名無し募膣中。。。 2017/08/08(火) 19:51:40.33 0.net

8/8 Date / Ozeki Mai
http://ameblo.jp/countrygirls/entry-12299843899.html

The other day, I went on a date with my beloved dad.

We’d been planning on going to the movies just by the two of us since before the Nakano Hello Con shows. So we went to see “Kimi no Suizou wo Tabetai“!!! We held hands the entire time we were heading to the movie theater. But then out of nowhere one of my dad’s acquaintances showed up, and when he did, my dad immediately let go of my hand. Oh, dad… Feeling all shy like that…

And then, just when the movie ended and we were leaving, suddenly I heard someone going “Ozeki-chan!!!” When I turned to look, it was Uemura Akari-san!!!! I was so surprised!!! (laughs) What are the odds?! (laughs) Uemura-san was just as cute in private, too. But really, how unlikely is it that we’d both be at the same movie theater, watching the same film at the same time?!

Meeting my dad’s acquaintance, meeting Uemura-san… What a day! (laughs)

I finally got to fulfill my dream of the past 15 years: I got to go on a movie date just by the two of us — me and my dad. ( ¨ )( ¨ )( ¨ )

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/08/08(火) 19:55:32.63 0.net
What the hell kind of a movie is that? (laughs) (Note: “Kimi no Suizou wo Tabetai” translates to “I Want to Eat Your Pancreas.”)

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Takagi Sayuki: “Tomoko got drunk and wore my panties on her head.”

Posted by Henkka on September 3, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Juice=Juice. Tags: Kanazawa Tomoko, Takagi Sayuki. 12 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/21(金) 22:13:24.37 0.net

@cocoro_fk
【J=J Kumamoto】
When they were in Okinawa, Tomoko and Sayuki got drunk and went to the coin laundry, which is where Tomoko suddenly put Sayuki’s panties on her head.

Miyazaki: “So she was that sort of a girl…?”
Uemura: “She probably had some sort of an awakening…”
Tomo: “No I didn’t!”

20:59 – 2017年7月21日

@kArin_20120826
Episode from when they were getting their diving licenses in Okinawa:

Sayuki: “When me, Tomoko, and Kishimon went to Okinawa, me and Tomoko were drinking together. Then, when we went to the coin laundry, this person right here suddenly wore my panties on her head!”
Kanazawa: “But I’m still not that type of a girl!“

20:44 – 2017年7月21日

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/21(金) 22:15:07.20 0.net
Was this before or after they were washed?
That is the question.

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Naked.

Posted by Henkka on September 2, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 6 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2004/10/06 17:23:45
I just made this shitty thread. Naked.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2004/10/06 17:25:08
I went out and bought the Nochiura Natsumi CD. Naked.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2004/10/06 17:25:14
I’m thinking about having sex right now. Naked.

25: YahooBB219004158005.bbtec.net 2004/10/06 17:31:50
Reinyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Naked.

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2004/10/06 17:32:01
I’m bored so I’m gonna go out for a walk. Naked.

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Tsunku♂ Love Theory: “The Country-Bumpkin Woman”

Posted by Henkka on September 2, 2017
Posted in: Other. Tags: Goto Maki, Tsunku♂. 5 comments

Countryside calm or metropolitan bustle?

I think quite a lot of girls who don’t live in the very busiest suburban cities — even if they’re not from a complete countryside area, but just somewhere where people lead even slightly more laidback lifestyles — might’ve been surprised upon first seeing Goto Maki, one of the additions to Morning Musume.

Goto is someone who entered the world of show business quite literally out of nowhere. Yet, from the very beginning, she’s had the freshness and the looks of someone you could line up with other celebrities and she wouldn’t look out-of-place at all. Sure, some of it is thanks to her naturally lovely facial features and her nice figure. But frankly, I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that she’s a Tokyo girl. In addition, she has older sisters who are quite a bit older than her, making her seem mature for her age — but not in a bad sense of the word, mind you: she’s just your average Tokyo girl who became fashionable thanks to the influence of her big sisters.

Someone like Goto might go, “well, summer vacation’s started and all — I guess I’ll try dying my hair blonde!” But if it was a girl from the countryside, dying your hair blonde would be a momentous decision. People all around town would be rumoring about you. “Did you see what the girl from that house did?” Her parents would be crying, begging her not to go through with it. This is something that would be a non-issue for Tokyo girls.

Assuming your parents weren’t the abnormally bossy type, they’d think nothing of it if you showed up one day, going “I decided to change my hairstyle!” To a girl like that, it might be similar to something like the countryside girl simply getting her nails done. This might sound unthinkable to anyone from the more rural areas. I can see it being an issue even for someone living in a larger suburban city like Osaka. I really think it’s something you can only get away with if you’re one of the big city, Tokyo girls.

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Berryz Koubou cheer for Momochi at her graduation; Momochi too embarrassed to even look at them

Posted by Henkka on August 20, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Berryz Koubou, Country Girls. Tags: Tsugunaga Momoko. 28 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/24(月) 22:26:22.09 0.net

@ikahimiko 22:01 – 2017年7月23日
Kumai-chan, talking about recent events:

– “Our own Tsugunaga Momoko…”
– Only Momoko could ever use something like the Yurikamome (picture from inside) or a ferris wheel like they were actual parts of the stage set.
– When she sung Berryz songs, the six of them were excitedly going “waaaaahhhh!!!” but Momoko was so embarrassed, she hardly even looked at them. But her embarrassed smile was apparently cute.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/24(月) 22:26:43.36 0.net
What a cute episode.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/24(月) 22:28:40.26 0.net
That’s because she’s not the kind of idol to show preferential treatment to anyone when she’s on stage.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/24(月) 22:28:26.07 0.net
Momoko: “Stop looking at me…!”

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/24(月) 22:30:22.50 0.net
The members “looking my way” and suddenly “feeling embarrassed” because of it…
That’s exactly what every disgusting wota out there thinks!
I’m always saying stuff like that.
It could be that I’m actually Kumai-chan.

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Ishida Ayumi or Takeuchi Akari — if you were to introduce one of them to your parents as your girlfriend, which girl would they like more?

Posted by Henkka on August 20, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, ANGERME, Morning Musume. Tags: Ishida Ayumi, Takeuchi Akari. 16 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/23(日) 18:32:46.81 0.net
I think it’d be a pretty close match between these two.
It feels like the vote could also be pretty evenly split between the moms and the dads…

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/23(日) 18:37:06.65 0.net
We’re deciding based on which one the parents would like more? In that case, Ayumin.

7: fusianasan 2017/07/23(日) 18:37:06.31 0.net
Both would do good, but I think Takeuchi — by a narrow margin.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/23(日) 18:35:05.17 0.net
Either one seems like they’d be well-liked.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/07/23(日) 18:46:51.97 0.net
Looks-wise, Ishida gives the better impression.
In conversation, Takeuchi would have an edge.
This one’s a draw.

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Loitering Between the Lines of Hello! Project: Part 6

Posted by Henkka on August 15, 2017
Posted in: Other. 8 comments

Part Six: “Homerare Sakura”
Writers Yuzuki Asako and Asai Ryo
profile the lyrics of Hello! Project songs!

Songs #1~3:
Morning Musume ’16 – “Utakata Saturday Night”
(Tsuno Maisa/Tsuno Maisa/Suzuki Shunsuke)
Morning Musume ’16 – “The Vision“
(Tsunku/Tsunku/Ookubo Kaoru)
Morning Musume ’16 – “Tokyo to Iu Katasumi“
(Tsunku/Tsunku/Ookubo Kaoru)

Yuzuki: What an amazing single!

Asai: I love it!

Yuzuki: Last time, we ended on the worried note about what was going to happen to this serialization. But having heard this single, I now feel completely revived. (laughs)

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If the members of H!P were all your classmates

Posted by Henkka on August 8, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 19 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2004/01/19 18:05
Surely at least one of them might have feelings for you.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2004/01/19 18:06
Yeah, true.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2004/01/19 18:06
I’d date Reina.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2004/01/19 18:07
I bet I’d get confessed to by all of them.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2004/01/19 18:10
You’re all so greedy.
Me, I’d be satisfied with just Rika-chan and Mikitty.
I leave the rest of them to you guys.

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