Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:16:53.11 0
Using piano wire to set up booby traps in the staff aisle.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:17:53.83 0
He’d be a Maria oshi.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:19:58.35 0
Being chased out of the venue grounds by officials.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:21:09.55 0
Being forced to take a bath before a handshake event.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:19:38.38 0
Concert productions giving him traumatic flashbacks of the Vietnam War.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:33:26.42 0
“At handshake events, I am the law!”

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:21:08.34 0
Always doing “bro shakes” at handshake events.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:22:49.81 0
Using smoke bombs as glow sticks.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:24:11.23 0
Being told to wear clothes.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:25:21.15 0
Cheering on Country Girls while crying tears of blood.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:25:52.47 0
Grumbling to himself about how “things used to be better back in the Mobekimasu days.“

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:28:59.10 0
Fellow wota of an idol group he once used to support coming to see him to try to and convince him to come back.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:29:46.56 0
His style of showing support at concerts would be to observe the venue through his binoculars from a nearby hill. After the concert had safely ended, he’d take his leave without saying a word… only to reappear at the next tour.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:31:22.77 0
Giving first aid to wota who get injured during concerts.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:31:51.90 0
“What I want is for H!P members to love us as much as we love them!”

8. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年09月15日 07:37
When his oshi graduates, he would sew up the wound in his heart by himself.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:24:16.05 0
Referring to Hamaura as “Colonel.”

15. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年09月15日 10:38
Colonel Trautman is an H!P wota, too.

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/09/15(日) 00:37:14.66 0
He’d be jobless.

9. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年09月15日 07:42
Always doing wireless intercepts to stay on top of what goes on during Hello! Con.

17. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年09月15日 13:31
Being slightly poked fun at by Chii at a handshake event with her going, “Are you wearing a tank top? You’re so funny!“

Later that night, Rambo would recall her words and be unable to fall asleep because of it — in a good way.

20. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年09月15日 17:03
>>17
Hey, good on you for getting to experience both Chii’s innocence and her devilishness in one go, Rambo!

16. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年09月15日 12:51
He’d be lurking in the jungle when someone would yell out, “HITORI KIRI!!!” Without thinking, he would find himself yelling back, “EARPHONE DE!!!,” causing him to blow his own cover.

18. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年09月15日 16:56
>>16
Ah, so Rambo’s an ANGERME wota.

11. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年09月15日 07:53
Parachuting from a high altitude directly into the venue, only to realize that he forgot to bring his ticket and thus being forced to buy a same-day ticket at the door.

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