1: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 17:50:21.03 0.net
Let’s speak English! (laughs)
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 17:56:37.12 0.net
Make me Woman!
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 17:57:25.00 0.net
Haruna Ikubo’s voice lokes like Mickey Mouse’s one.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 17:56:19.41 0.net
Does Chinami live in China?
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 17:58:25.21 0.net
Obama’s State of the Union Addresses was “Hello!Project is cute”
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 17:59:42.36 0.net
I want to marry Miki Nonaka
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:00:11.07 0.net
Guess whose chin is geeting longer day bye day!
30: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:02:58.01 0.net
>>24
Miyabi
38: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:05:53.05 0.net
>>30
Hey! wash your eyes!
The growth of Miya’s chin already stopped!
I think her chin is getting shorter a little by little!
27: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:01:49.91 0.net
Makino center will be worldwide hit
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:05:36.08 0.net
Kamei’s refridgerater cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXpyr0aVkHM&start=960
42: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:07:14.70 0.net
Akane’s fan is Lolita complex.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:08:04.25 0.net
My American wota friend said to me “EDM is uncool now”
He said TIKI BUN is painful.
46: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:09:01.16 0.net
Do you know mass conservation law of Berryz?
Risako has gotten skinny. and Maasa also lose her weight.
Who is increasing her wight now?
54: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:11:42.74 0.net
Mizuki is called “Fukuhime” by foreign wodas.
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:14:16.19 0.net
>>54
Yeah! Fu*k Hime is cute!
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:13:04.47 0.net
I wish I can understand English.
I want to understand Foreign fan.
57: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:13:32.99 0.net
Why oversea fan hate Sayashi???
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:14:24.28 0.net
I want to sex Maimi Yazima
65: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:15:48.28 0.net
68: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:17:14.02 0.net
I’ve been a big fan of H!P for a long years. However, I can’t remember well.
Meimei, Maimi, Maimai.
Isn’t it difficult? :D
72: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:19:21.53 0.net
At the time I went to NY to see the concert I had sex in the night with American Oda fan.
She was too crazy!
74: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:21:17.98 0.net
>>72
Oh! lucky you!
I thnk your face looks like an alien like Oda!!
77: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:23:16.06 0.net
>>74
Please be nice to Oda.
Her American fan is sexy.
76: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:22:17.08 0.net
AKB48 is more popular overseas than Musume.
Do you look at Stage48?
The access is more popular than Hello!Online.
83: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:26:18.48 0.net
I want to become a translator for Hello! Project.
Their English skills are too poor and ANGERME was a embarrassing moment.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:30:10.42 0.net
unwillingly I accept defeat
tikibun tikibun
98: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:34:43.24 0.net
ayumi is japanese beauty
106: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:38:19.86 0.net
I feel worry when Hello Pro goes overseas I am scared of foreign fan looks their way
107: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:40:02.25 0.net
I like to read Hello!Online
101: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:36:23.24 0.net
I want to eat Wada
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:41:37.85 0.net
I show my America friend Sayashi photo
He said she is not cute :(
115: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:45:22.39 0.net
The first love was when I watch ASAYAN and Rika appear
116: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:45:50.75 0.net
haga is minisayu
117: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:46:33.90 0.net
Takahashi Ai famous quote I AM A WHORE
122: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:48:14.14 0.net
honestly,i wanna get marry to H!P member.
but now im NEET.
im ought to work,but Hatarakitakunaidegozaru…
128: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:51:40.80 0.net
Honestly, Sayashi body is looks child.
I feel vomit.
130: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:53:13.84 0.net
>>128
oh,u have no sense.
135: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:56:27.93 0.net
>>130
I do not understand whether you look at the child and can enjoy it.
This child is not pretty, too.
147: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 19:02:35.98 0.net
>>135
oh, im so sad about your sight.
A developing body is the best term of woman life.
129: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:52:00.54 O.net
Where did Rishako disappear into?
132: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:54:24.16 0.net
I just love cute things.
I’m not a pedophile
134: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:56:26.08 0.net
>>132
never go overseas
you may be arrested
137: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:57:09.51 0.net
oda is popular overseas because she is cute
138: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:58:22.62 0.net
Oh! Boy, If you write “I love to study English”, I’d raise my hand
From a gay boy ;D
140: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 18:59:37.73 0.net
sayashi fan are pedophile
154: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 19:07:06.44 0.net
>>140
No, the most of the Japanese Idol Fan are pedo.
So U re not exception.
150: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 19:04:29.88 0.net
I hate famous wota living in overseas
We just love the information of H!P but they all misunderstand they are popular and become rude.
151: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 19:04:32.53 0.net
Uta-chan!
Uta-chan!
157: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 19:08:45.55 0.net
When I see Momoiro Clover PV I cry.
They surpass Morning Musume.
The jimuso is fucking cheap!!
160: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 19:11:13.08 0.net
suzuki eats hamburger
181: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 19:52:56.92 0.net
Foreign fan is disgusting.
They only fan Suzuki because she is fat.
So they think “I can become glamorous too”
Do not idolize body fat. You too, Fukumura fan.
183: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 19:57:18.52 0.net
I don’t think foreigners use “Fat”
Japanese won’t understand what is fat.
they are chubby
184: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/21(水) 20:08:37.50 0.net
Hello from the land of oheso
192: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 09:18:30.09 0.net
maimai is my wife
193: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 11:30:47.45 0.net
On tumblr and forum I notice many AKB oversea fan is ex-H!P fan.
They say they switch to AKB longing for H!P glory day similarity.
Oversea fan is easily becoming unloyal,, how disturbing.
196: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 11:56:31.59 0.net
>>193
unloyal fan is uneeded
189: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 06:31:39.94 0.net
I want to lick Maimi stomach
202: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 13:55:26.36 0.net
When I eat lunch I pretend the coworkers are Berryz
195: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 11:51:02.07 0.net
Frankly speaking,
nice idol must pure.
201: 名無し募集中。。。 2015/01/22(木) 13:28:47.47
yaguchi loves penis
Source: http://hayabusa3.2ch.sc/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1421830221/
thank you for translating it
This might’ve been my most challenging translation job yet.
damn! a few jaw dropping pictures in this post
always nice to see a new post around here. thanks henkka
I think if English speaking fans posted in Japanese it wouldn’t make as much sense to Japanese fans as this thread makes sense to American fans.
and why not to the european and rest of the world fans ?
Yeah resop2! We demand you are tolerant (even approving) of our idiosyncrasy while we have no tolerance for yours!
where do I meet Japanese wota online?
>>193 sounds like H!O during 2007-2009.
Also oh no @ the haropro confession site being linked in the original thread
Thanks again Henkka. This was so funny in some places! And in others it was kinda like “What the ……..??” Japanese is so hard to learn, or translate. Spanish is so much easier!
There are some awesome pics in this thread! Wow.
This was fantastic and the indented responses made readability even better!
I always find it so interesting how much some Japanese Wota look down on Foreign fans, I’m pretty sure there are many Japanese fans who are worse than we are. It seems like the H!P fandom can be quite toxic at times. Can’t we all just get along?
great translations
Stage48? that is old school like Veoh.
“yaguchi loves penis”
that’s cannibalism!
wtf did I just read