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Yamada Takayuki: “Would they let me join S/mileage if I paid them five million dollars?”

Posted by Henkka on June 22, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, ANGERME. 9 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 15:55:20.99 0.net

Yamada Takayuki @yamadatakayuki_
2014/6/18 3:50 PM

I’ve lived my life working towards saving up five hundred million yen because I was thinking that should be enough to convince them to let me join S/mileage. But lately I’m realizing they probably wouldn’t let me join the group even if I did somehow manage to save up all that money. So instead I’ll be aiming towards not five but six hundred million as I keep doing my best. Guess I have to say goodbye to quite a lot of commodities.

225: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/18(水) 16:56:03.22 0.net
I laughed at how many retweets that got. (Note: As of time of writing, ~3400 RT’s, ~4100 favs)

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H!P starts doing much stricter inspections of fans’ belongings at events & hats banned?!

Posted by Henkka on June 20, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 44 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/20(金) 11:34:29.36 0.net

Concerning inspections of personal belongings at Hello! Project Fan Club events
http://www.up-fc.jp/helloproject/news_Info.php?id=6074

We have an announcement regarding inspections of personal belongings when entering Fan Club event venues.

There will now be thorough searches of customers’ possessions. This includes the contents of pencil boxes, pouches, etc. Please avoid bringing with you items unnecessary to these events, including stationaries, large luggage, etc.

Hello! Project Official Fan Club

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/20(金) 11:36:40.60 0.net
It’s absurd to expect everyone to pay for a coin locker. Besides, it’ll take such a long time to check everyone, I’m sure they’ll just get lazy towards the end.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/20(金) 11:54:17.77 0.net
This sucks for the people who hurry to these events on weekdays right after work. It’s basically like they’re saying “go find a coin locker somewhere before you even come in.”

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/20(金) 12:13:27.93 0.net
Just how much does the management distrust you guys?!

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The Sad Monologues of Eririn

Posted by Henkka on June 19, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 20 comments

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6: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 01:17
The other day I went to visit the zoo to look at pandas.

 

I couldn’t really see them well.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 13:40
The elephant looked like it was healthy.

 

Up until the other day, that is…

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 01:44
The 5th gen members taught me how to dance “Suki na Senpai” properly!

 

While hitting me.

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 04:39
The other day I went to Disneyland.

 

Alone.

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FBS does a flawless job of completely censoring Ai-chan’s “I am a whore” T-shirt!

Posted by Henkka on June 18, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 27 comments

Note: This article contains content some readers might find objectionable. If you are one of those readers, I suggest you look into removing the stick that is lodged up your ass.

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/15(日) 23:32:22.20 0.net
The “I am a whore” T-shirt in question:

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What was broadcasted on FBS Fukuoka’s “Night Shuffle” ↓

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Tell me some heartwarming episodes of H!P members. I don’t even care if they’re made-up.

Posted by Henkka on June 18, 2014
Posted in: 2ch. 48 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/27(月) 22:47:32.68 ID:0
I don’t mind if they’re a little dramatized. Hell, I don’t care even if they’re entirely made-up.
So let me hear some heartwarming episodes with H!P members.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/27(月) 22:49:40.04 ID:0
Gaki-san pays yearly visits to orphanages around Yokohama.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/27(月) 22:54:16.55 ID:0
Mano-chan gave up on going to university in order to spend more time with Mano Friends.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/27(月) 22:54:58.13 ID:0
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So touching… (cries)

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/27(月) 22:51:35.03 ID:0
Momoko still exchanges mails with Maiha. (This one is true.)

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/27(月) 22:52:15.50 ID:0
Looks like your imaginations are running wild from the very start of the thread. (laughs)

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Tell me about episodes of H!P members not getting along with each other

Posted by Henkka on June 4, 2014
Posted in: 2ch. 216 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/08(水) 00:42:20.28 0
I want to feel chills running through my body.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/08(水) 00:44:52.87 0
Junjun and Linlin’s mutual hate for each other is a classic.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/08/03(月) 11:04:33.07 0
Junjun and Linlin lived in a shared housing situation at first. When Linlin would try to talk to Junjun, she refused to acknowledge her in any way.

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/08(水) 02:28:41.30 0
On their graduation memorial DVD, Junjun said “I used to hate Linlin. I was so two-faced, too. I don’t hate you anymore, though!” Linlin, in response to that, went “Hey, that’s my line! I used to hate you, too. You’d have such an attitude when it was just the two of us, but when we were around the Japanese members, you’d act all innocent and sweet all of a sudden. It really surprised me.”

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