(Text: “Fukunism not allowed!“)
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 08:27:02.68 0
Because I feel like she doesn’t.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 08:33:05.95 0
Of course she does.
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 08:35:04.95 0
She’s 17 years old. Of course she knows.
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 08:30:12.37 0
“Mizuki isn’t like that…“
In other words: yes, she does.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 08:30:46.75 0
The Queen of “like that.”
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 08:35:10.62 O
Dare ni mo Iwanaide (“don’t tell anyone”)
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 08:56:44.75 0
I wonder at what age do H!P members generally come to realize this? I actually think some of them might already know when they get their first photobook at 14 or 15.
19: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 09:00:21.66 0
Girls know that all boys have perverted thoughts.
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 08:58:39.16 0
I was thinking I’d buy it now, but it’s already completely sold out on Amazon…
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 09:00:24.25 0
She’s the only girl among her siblings.
30: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 09:25:23.87 O
>>20
Ah, really? Chinami for example only has sisters.
22: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 09:06:07.67 0
Fuku-chan, thank you, Fuku-chan.
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 09:08:20.77 0
Yasshii-san often uses her photobooks, too.
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 09:27:21.59 0
Trivia: to prevent the traces left by underwear on the skin when doing swimsuit photoshoots, the member in question has to spend all of the previous day without wearing any panties or bra.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 09:28:26.26 0
Her big brother or dad might have some pretty mixed feelings about it when they look at her photobooks…
33: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 09:34:47.78 0
Her little brother who’s currently going through puberty must have it toughest though. His friends all buying her photobooks and stuff… “Stop defiling my big sister!!!”
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 09:42:20.36 O
She’s starting to think “oh no… Mizuki might actually be like that…”
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 12:50:20.69 0
Oda knows this more than anyone.
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 12:51:58.93 0
As expected of Oda-chan.
54: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 13:09:37.76 0
I’m sure she understands enough after being featured in Young Gangan. (laughs)
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 13:12:46.64 0
She was featured in Friday in between some nude gravure. She must have a vague feeling of what happens next.
63: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 18:57:37.37 0
It feels like the ban on Fukunism may have been lifted for me.
52: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/06/26(木) 13:04:41.96 0
Fukumura “Ero Terrorist” Mizuki
I wasn’t able to buy an Ikuta T-shirt
because of Fukumura… (｀；ω；´)
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 12:09:37.05 ID:0
I’d decided from way before that I’d be attending the concert wearing an Eripon T-shirt. I saw her standing at the charity collection box and she looked even cuter than I could’ve imagined. (Note: this thread was made just a month after the 2011 earthquake, hence charity.)
But when I’d finally made my way up to the box myself, Eripon had gone and been replaced by Fukumura. I don’t even know how to describe what I felt… I mean, what the hell is it with that goddess?! Even though she’s 30 years younger than me, she made me feel like I just wanted to snuggle up to her and allow myself to be thoroughly enveloped by her warmth.
I was only half-conscious as I walked to the goods table. I pointed at Eripon’s picture and (apparently) said “give me a Fukumura-san T-shirt.” The lady at the desk went to check their inventory, came back and said “sorry, could you repeat that please?“
I was thinking to myself “is this woman trying to fuck with me?!” as I repeated once more: “Fu… Fu… Fukumura-san T-shirt!!!“
Aaaarrrgh! I’m so sorry, Eripon… (´；ω；｀)
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 12:16:32.46 ID:0
I can’t bring myself to laugh since I’m a disgusting wota myself and I know the feeling. (laughs)
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 13:08:39.77 ID:0
Your post was a mess but it still made me laugh out loud. (laughs)
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 12:46:04.27 ID:0
That’s so gross I don’t know whether I should laugh or cry.
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 12:20:05.57 ID:0
This is such a sad thread in so many ways.
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 12:15:51.21 ID:0
I like Eripon’s painfully forced smile and the way it feels like she’s always desperately giving everything her 120%.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 12:17:57.30 ID:O
>>8
I agree completely.
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 12:26:12.18 ID:0
I want to kiss the dimples that form in Ikuta’s cheeks when she laughs.
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 12:28:52.41 ID:O
So she took your harmless intent of doing just a little bit of cheating on your oshi behind her back and turned it into a full-blown oshihen. Never underestimate the power of this apartment wife.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 13:03:56.12 ID:0
I was expecting this to be an anti-Fukumura thread so the plot development to the contrary made me laugh.
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 13:30:43.14 ID:O
This is the best story since the one about that wota crying over his gyuudon because of how much he loved Michishige.
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 13:44:32.83 ID:0
74: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 18:52:02.00 ID:0
Well, I can’t really blame the guy for getting like that after seeing Fukumura in the flesh.
77: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 19:57:00.62 ID:0
Both Fukumura and Ikuta have such white skin that they might even seem kind of below-average and expressionless in pictures, but when you see them up close, they’re seriously so cute!
72: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/11(月) 17:41:54.91 ID:0
I want Fuku-chan to press me against her chest and tell me it’s all going to be okay as she gently caresses my head.
Henkka: Speaking strictly as a non-pervert — I’ve never had an impure thought once in my life — I can’t believe all the fans that would misuse Fuku-chan’s PB’s and videos in such a defiling way. Fuku-chan’s works are art.
Sources: http://c-ute.doorblog.jp/archives/38842403.html, http://wolfplus.blog39.fc2.com/blog-entry-66.html
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In before pervy fanfic writer comment.
frack off, blue wind!!!
Hey! What the fuck did I do?!! That wasn’t me, asshole! I’ve been busy writing mainstream fics the last few weeks. In any case, this recent thread has freed me from my writer’s block. If you happen to read my erotic fics somewhere else DEAL with it THERE… I don’t post any of that stuff here anymore, ok, dickhead?
No offence Henkka, you’re an absolutely awesome guy in your own right. You’re smart and talented and kind and all….but we’re all guys aren’t we? You seriously never had any so called “impure” thoughts at all? Not even once?! If you said you have very little impure thoughts it might be still be believable… but none at all? Don’t get me wrong, ain’t trying to diss Henkka the great, but I just find Henkka’s statement mildly unbelievable (speaking as a normal guy).
No perverted thoughts. Not even once.
I look at the picture I posted above and all I can think about is “man, they fucking nailed the balance of the sea, the sand and the girl. The reflection of the sun sparkling on the water… damn. I wonder who the cameraman for this trip was because that is just a breathtakingly beautiful shot.”
In other words, my eyes were so concentrated on her cleavage, I probably wouldn’t have flinched if you came at me with a trained police dog.
Bro, I take my hats of to you. You are way too awesome to be human. Can’t give any higher compliment than that.
Henkka’s a Tsunku oshi. Let your mind do the rest.
Good point bro
My erotic desire for Mizuki has reached a point of no return. With the release of her new PB comes the release of my semen despite all vain attempts at beating down an erection everytime I as much as see a hint of her cleavage appearing anywhere (more so for this PB). It has even got to that point where I see Mizuki’s lovely face every single time when I’m having sex with this current girl I’m sleeping with. I wanted to get this all sorted out (before I start calling out her name in my sleep and worse, getting caught doing it) by seeing a therapist or something but everytime I tried to get myself out of this predicament, Fukumura Mizuki just draws me in deeper and deeper that I don’t think I can help it anymore…I don’t think I can resist her. EVER
Dude, you really need help….Give me a PM and I’ll fix you an appointment with my therapist. He’s really good…he helped me through my previous obsession with Charmy. Now, I’m a changed man.
Henkka-sama, your no-censorship policy is great. Now, not that I call for changes, but I wish this sicko could see the difference between a fun site and a x-rated one.
If PP wants to make some sex comments, at least he should do it with style!
Great body.. not fat or thin.
>>31
T-the more you know!
Isn’t the Fukuni- thing in the picture meant like Fukuchan + Onani?
Yep. I don’t think onani/onanie is English though, so I thought of Fukunism (Fuku-chan + onanism). In any case, “fapping to Fuku-chan” is the intended meaning.
What am I doing with my life?
“What am I doing with my life?”
We’re in this together, Henkka :) Thanks for all your hard work, I love reading this stuff.
Aww c’mon, Hennka…some people are born perverts, some have answered greater calling in life by translating 2ch threads. Awesome job youre doing no doubt…dont let anybody tell you otherwise. I hope to hear more risque, spicy thread translations from this site in future. It’s threads like these that make my day brighter
Some are born perverts, some achieve perversion, and some have perversion THRUST UPON THEM!!
“speaking strictly as a non pervert” – i heard that pervs always like to use that phrase. Hmmm
Can’t believe this girl is only 17! If she could only be implanted with Sayu’s personality… she could be unstoppable.
The world wouldnt be able to handle that combination lol… People would be put into an eternal trance and stop functioning properly… Half the planet would die, the largest disaster in human history lol
Half the world will die. The other half will end in a whimper after the nuclear fallout spreads planetwide. After all, her boobs ARE on the level of WEAPONS of MASS DESTRUCTION
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Was reading the 2ch thread this is based on this morning.
#19 is from the opening lines of “Koi no Booing Boo”.
just noticed this but what does the (+1) after the topic title mean?
It means that there’s one thread more included in the post in addition to the one named in the title.
Confession: I masturbate to Fuku Chan and Sayuu… I so want to put my little me in her lovely pink mouth….. I dream of her everynight. Whenever I get free time; more often or not I think about her,…. think about all the things I could do to her and make her delirious in ecstasy.
This is what happens when those dirty confessions tumblrs dissapear.
Stuff gets posted here…. Pff…..
I swear my love for fukuchan is not induced by tumblr… it comes honestly, innocently and exclusively from her love melons. I so want to put my lips on them… lick them… bite them… hear her soft arousing moans… so hot….
Make sure you motorboat them boobs as well. And make it a point to ejaculate every drop of your semen inside Mizuki’s pussy to impregnate her. Fuck her without condoms…then it will be worth it
I don’t want to impregnate her, just want to enjoy her delicious pert body parts…. making her pregnant would be rather scandalous for career… would give her a lot of trouble… i am a well wisher afterall.. can’t ruin her life.
LOL what is wrong with you two
If you don’t wanna give her a creampie for fear of impregnating her, you could tit-fuck her by taking the softcore option. I personally would love seeing my sperm ooze out of her vagina after I cum inside her cos I think she’d make the perfect mother for my baby. But I won’t deny I would kiss and enjoy every inch of her body first, especially her breasts, before planting my seed inside Mizuki’s womb. that sweet fair skin just drives me wild.
I’m glad Mizupon won’t see your disgusting comments.
“Fukunism”?
“Fukuni” means “Fuku onaani” lol. As in, masturbating to Fukumura. Not sure where you got Fukunism from.
オナニー /(n) (X) (col) onanism (ger: Onanie)/masturbation/
Probably by translating “オナニー” and replacing “Ona” with “Fuku”. Makes sense, doesn’t it?
This.
If I’d used “Fukunii”, I would’ve been forced to put in a translator’s note to explain it. I already use too much of those as it is and it always feels like I’m explaining a joke and thus instantly making it unfunny. I try to avoid translator’s notes more actively than I try to avoid smashing my body parts between door frames.
Mizuki is a goddess and we all should worship her! <3
I don’t have any weird thoughts when looking at Mizuki. I feel like I’m seeing a work of art, and going wow from time to time.
She is very beautiful i’ll give her that
So… to be honest I got a girl boner with her photobook. She is absolute flawless, pure face and sexy body! *blush* I think she must know I mean is so obvious that some fans with have perverted thoughts if she dresses and posed like that!