1: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 16:55
Tanpopo and Minimoni both losing to ZONE is Abe’s fault.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 16:59
Everything is Abe’s fault.
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:02
One member after the other starting to gain weight is Abe’s fault because Abe did so first.
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 16:58
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:03
It’s Nacchi’s fault that I became a Nacchi wota.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:03
It’s Abe’s fault that Rika-chan is so cute.
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:04
Minimoni only coming in 6th on the charts is Nacchi’s fault.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:04
North Korea is Abe’s fault.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:05
Not receiving job offers is my own fault.
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:05
Fukuda and Ichii resigning is Abe’s fault.
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:06
It’s Abe’s fault that Opera keeps crashing on my PC.
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:07
It’s Abe’s fault that the neutrino particle has a mass.
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:09
It’s Abe’s fault that Final Fantasy is boring.
33: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:13
It’s Abe’s fault that I’m a virgin.
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:16
It’s Abe’s fault that The Candies broke up.
39: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:17
It’s seriously Abe’s fault that Heike never got popular!!!!!
40: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:17
It’s Abe’s fault that I’m having a beef bowl from Matsuya for dinner tonight.
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:17
Dinosaurs going extinct was apparently Abe’s doing.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:19
It’s Abe’s fault that it’s getting colder lately.
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:27
The Onin War of 1467-1477 was Abe’s fault.
52: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:28
It’s Abe’s fault that I’m not having curry for dinner tonight.
56: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:34
Deflation is Abe’s fault.
57: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:35
Morning Musume getting so popular is 100% Abe’s fault!
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:39
This thread not being very popular is Abe’s fault, too.
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:39
Me having a porn site copy-pasted into my clipboard is Abe’s fault.
62: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:41
It’s Abe’s fault that 5 yen and 50 yen coins have holes in the middle.
73: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:47
It’s Abe’s fault that I’m a socially withdrawn shut-in.
75: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:47
It’s Abe’s fault that our dog’s leg is kind of messed up and too short.
76: 気球に乗って 2002/11/28 17:47
>>75
That’s just sad.
81: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:49
It’s Abe’s fault that my little sister is ugly.
84: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:50
All these new TV regulations are all Abe’s fault.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:52
It’s Abe’s fault that sheep are gross.
97: ゆかりぼん 2002/11/28 18:59
It’s Abe’s fault that explorer.exe keeps crashing.
114: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 19:54
It’s Abe’s fault that there’s no full-blown nuclear warfare going on right now.
128: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 23:01
＼（●´ー｀●）／＜ Eeeeeverything is Nacchi’s fault!
131: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 23:03
It’s Abe’s fault I ate so many Pocky I ended up getting a cavity.
135: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 23:10
It’s Abe’s fault that I can’t think of anything funny to say.
139: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 23:18
It’s Nacchi’s fault that Nacchi is cute.
154: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 23:54
It’s Abe’s fault that I’m alive.
158: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/29 03:04
It’s Abe’s fault that I don’t feel like doing my homework.
162: ゆかりぼん 2002/11/29 10:49
It’s Abe’s fault that she is Abe.
165: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/29 14:11
Everything, everything is Abe’s fault.
169: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/29 17:42
It’s Abe’s fault that I’ve imposed on myself a masturbation ban until Ai-tan’s photobook is released.
172: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/29 20:26
It’s Abe’s fault that I only have one parent.
173: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/29 21:58
It’s Abe’s fault that I’m being forced to work overtime even at an hour like this.
174: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/29 22:06
I don’t have money to buy Tales of Destiny 2 because of Ayaya… but I’ll blame it on Abe anyway.
157: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/29 00:00
Everything that is my fault is actually Abe’s fault. And everything that’s Abe’s fault? That’s Abe’s fault, too.
Henkka: Just to summarize, here’s a list of things that are Abe’s fault:
- Everything.
Source: http://wolfhound.sphere.sc/test/read.cgi/wolflog/1038470112/
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How can you guys be so calm?! Nacchi graduated ten years ago today!
The absolute cutest human being ever since mankind first came into existence on this planet must be Michishige Sayumi
it’s nacchi’s fault that i’m reading this instead of working.
2002 OMG. when you said old threads honestly i was only expecting like platinum era-ish. i love this! thanks so much for translating, as always!
Yes, so retro there’s a chance someone not born by the time of this thread will be in Morning Musume by the end of the year!
It’s Nacchi’s fault I’m responding to your comment instead of showering. Thus, it’s Nacchi’s fault I smell like shit.
Thanks! I’m just glad to know there’s still some remaining interest in the H!P of olden days. Based on my observations (all very scientific stuff), it seems like many new fans of the current line-up of members don’t have any interest whatsoever in the history of H!P. I’m guessing the Elder Club graduating and thus making them much less visible is a big part of why.
The elder club graduating = Nacchi graduating = It’s Nacchi’s fault current H!P fans have little interest in H!P’s history.
I’m a new fan but 90% of my interest is about older times. This and my love to Pre-Platinum MoMusu is Abe’s fault!
So that’s why ?
It’s actually Abe’s fault that Front National won EU Election in France. Damn you Nacchi !
Don’t forget UKiP in Britain. Double damn you Nacchi!
Conchita Wurst winning Eurovision is Abe’s fault.
39: 名無し募集中。。。 2002/11/28 17:17
It’s seriously Abe’s fault that Heike never got popular!!!!!
Lmao, That one may actually be true….
Still this woman is still frickin gorgeous, even after like 15 years she still is a pretty as when she started
16 reminds me of Abe (the current prime minister of Japan) was in charge of North Korea related affairs back then
It’s nacchi’s fault that I’m seeing Airi on the comment box
It’s Nacchi’s fault why henkka translated this.
It’s Henkka’s fault why it’s Nacchi’s fault.
It’s Nacchi’s fault for being Nacchi and the reason for this thread.
It’s Nacchi’s fault why I’m blaming Henkka.
It’s Nacchi Faultception
its nacchi’s fault that i’m now realizing how cute the comment box had become!
i see cute mizuki and sayashi. does it vary ???
Yep. Refresh the page enough times and you might get a naked picture of me.
Let me guess – an homage to the classic ‘Tsunku♂ in pond’ pic?
Oh Jesus. That is such an amazing idea. Just made it now and took all the other pictures out of rotation for a while. Cheers.
Excellent.
MY EYES
MY ERECTION
damn you Henkka! ^_~
Lmao, He was really serious… How long am i gonna have to see this pic of Tsunku for, way to go Skoban
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1: ZONE <3 I miss ZONE haha
It's Abe-san's fault that next to no one of her kouhais call her Nacchi!
It’s Abe’s fault that she played “Play Station” all night with a guy so she wasn’t centre at I Wish single! She wishes!
Why the hell is Naked Tsunku singing in the river while flowers are covering his *toot* picture is on the comment box?!
Could you possibly translate an old ishiyoshi thread
I 2nd this!!!
It’s Nacchi’s fault that that awful picture of Tsunku is giving me nightmares.