Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 20:55:03.30 O
川* ^_〉^)＜ Objection!

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 20:57:02.53 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Prosecutor, you’re such a meanie!

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 21:01:04.53 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Cross-examination, cross-examination, cross-examination… Gyahahaha!

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 21:09:03.27 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ It’s okay as long as you don’t get caught.
ﾊo´ ｡｀ﾙ＜ No it isn’t!

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 21:11:13.16 O
Maa-chan: “You must take into account the extenuating circumstances of the defendant. Poverty was the real criminal here!“
Ishida: “?“

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 21:11:13.61 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Tsunku-san is innocent. Why, you ask? Because he is a good person.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/20(水) 23:14:30.50 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Yahhoo, objection now! Maa thinks the prosecutor’s question has nothing to do with the case, now!

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/21(木) 03:12:02.69 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ The defendant and the perpetrator have no… huh? Wait. The defendant and the victim have no… ihihihihihihi.
ノﾉ∮‘ _l‘）＜ Would the counselor please be quiet.

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/21(木) 03:52:40.24 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ I think that the defendant is innocent. Duu said he was!

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/21(木) 13:54:01.90 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ The defendant likes horses, therefore he is innocent.

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/21(木) 15:44:55.99 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ I thought I’d ask Duu about it later but… I really don’t understand these “trial” things.

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/22(金) 05:50:47.05 O
Sato Masaki, suddenly surrounded by the press:
川* ^_〉^)＜ Stop iiiiitttt!!

86: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/22(金) 16:38:36.30 O
川* ^_〉^)＜ The defense has no objection to accusations concerning defendant Michishige-san’s secretly taken photographs.

87: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/22(金) 16:40:27.77 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Defendant Tanaka..! Tanasa-tan! Tanasa-tan!!

100: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/22(金) 22:37:49.20 0

＜ The defendant was only attempting to play baseball with the victim. ♪

106: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/23(土) 03:09:50.94 0
川* ^_〉^)< I’m too tired! (pouts)

109: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/23(土) 05:01:59.02 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ The bar examination is only about memorization so it was easy. Dancing is a hundred times more difficult.

112: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/23(土) 07:19:16.59 O
州*‘ -‘ﾘ＜ My clients just keep decreasing…
ﾊo´ ｡｀ﾙ＜ That’s because you’re losing every trial.

125: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/23(土) 15:07:59.60 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Let me try being the presiding judge, too!

129: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/23(土) 18:11:48.30 O
川* ^_〉^)＜ You didn’t become a lawyer to help people who are in trouble, Kuduu?
ﾊo´ ｡｀ﾙ＜ Do I look like a volunteer to you? Cut it with the softhearted nonsense!

160: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/25(月) 00:28:08.23 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Please give him a suspended sentence.

164: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/25(月) 17:12:20.36 0
川* ^_〉^)ノ＜ You actually did it, didn’t you?

170: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/25(月) 21:45:58.01 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ So you’re saying you really didn’t do it? Okay, I’ll trust you!

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/02/21(木) 00:23:02.32 0
川* ^_〉^)＜ Your Honour, what is your favorite tree?

Henkka: Maa-chan is a great attorney to go for when you want yourself a death sentence for stealing someone’s morning newspaper.

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