1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:18:33.90 0
Any stories? For example, it can be a heartwarming tale of when you suddenly started weeping at a gyuudon place because you were overcome with feelings of love for a member, or it can be about an unpleasant memory from the time she made you start pocket fapping in the middle of a concert. Anything goes!
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:23:33.98 0
I love her so much, I went to see her parents’ home. Rode a bullet train and everything.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:27:09.19 0
>>6
That’s pretty hardcore. (laughs)
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:28:18.65 0
>>11
Is it even all that hardcore? Back in the days going on pilgrimages like that was normal.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:31:33.94 0
>>13
Think for a moment. Is that not exactly what stalkers do?
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:24:45.61 0
Even though I get no compensation, I’ve sent her presents several times.
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:30:47.56 0
Bought like 10 CD’s without any extras or anything, just to give out to friends and acquaintances. Set me back about 30,000 or 40,000 yen. Once I gave her a present worth 100,000 yen (US$975).
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:25:58.14 0
I have daily conversations with her, by myself.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:27:36.40 0
>>10
The classic example of abnormal behavior.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:32:40.99 0
Took up a part-time job near Up-Front.
22: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:36:04.32 0
I’ve started sleeping every night with a rather large pillow I call “Riho-chan.“
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:37:02.33 0
>>22
Most wota do this.
26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:39:30.60 0
>>24
No they don’t. (laughs)
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:37:27.36 0
Even dancing around your room and swinging around a glowstick while watching DVD’s is pretty abnormal, and yet, everyone here seems to be into that.
27: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:40:59.73 0
>>25
Not me. (laughs) I generally don’t do anything like that if my oshi’s not watching. Even at concerts when the VTR’s come on, I never swing a glowstick around or be all noisy.
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:44:19.95 0
Only doing so “if the members are looking” is kind of an illness in itself.
30: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:49:10.38 0
I’m aware of that, don’t worry.
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:43:45.99 0
I could recognize Sayu just by her shoulder. I’m gross.
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:50:18.53 0
You guys are cute. (laughs)
36: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:54:09.50 0
I was watching the summer FNS concert when I unconsciously waved at Daa-chan.
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 19:00:31.68 0
Is there no one more disgusting here? Pretty much everything you guys are describing falls within the scope of normal behavior.
38: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 19:04:49.40 0
It isn’t “normal behavior.” (laughs)
39: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 19:06:17.58 0
The guys doing really abnormal stuff are able to do so because they themselves are abnormal. If you asked those guys what kind of abnormal stuff they’ve done, they’d just say they haven’t done anything worth mentioning.
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 19:21:29.66 0
I dyed my hair pink for Ishikawa’s graduation concert.
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 19:24:05.57 0
Real abnormal behavior would be something like climbing on stage during the encore while holding a pianica.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 19:32:41.61 P
Back in junior high, I went to see a friend’s sports festival at the same school that a certain H!P member also attended. Some of you guys were mixed in there, too, weren’t you?
57: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 20:10:43.67 0
I yelled “I love yooou!” to Chinami at a handshake event and she stepped back from me.
Maasa, standing next to her, laughed.
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 20:14:17.02 0
Stayed up until 6 in the morning, watching videos of H!P members on YouTube for 7 or 8 hours straight… that’s pretty much it.
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 20:15:53.86 0
>>59
There’s nothing more normal than that.
62: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 20:16:25.14 0
Is masturbating to swimsuit pictures of your oshi abnormal?
66: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 20:38:16.27 i
I consciously avoid listening to songs by other idols. It’s not like anyone even asked me to do so or anything. I wonder why I do that.
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 20:47:34.13 0
This might be something ordinary, but when H!P music comes on at convenience stores and stuff, I start humming and dancing to it to the extent that I’m not found out.
70: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:01:58.87 0
I’m always amazed by the wota who buy goods worth tens of thousands of yen. Won’t they regret buying all that stuff at some point down the line?
77: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:35:55.36 O
>>70
Me, too. Even at concerts, I’d only buy glowsticks or pictures at most. I do want a Fuku-chan wota T, though.
71: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:04:57.60 0
…Are DVD’s and stuff OK?
72: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:05:12.43 0
I have 30,000 pictures.
79: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:38:34.77 0
I can be at the office, just working while staring at the monitor on my desk when suddenly I’m reminded of my oshi’s smile and I can’t help but grin to myself.
81: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:42:02.68 0
Nothing much aside from always greeting my Hagi-san tapestry.
82: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:42:25.33 0
Even listening to her singing voice on my earphones is enough to have made me cry in front of people.
85: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:45:29.09 P
I said “please start liking Berryz Koubou as well!” to one of the girls from Cheeky Parade. I wanted to die that night.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:49:33.88 0
I go to CD shops and ask “do you have the album called (insert title) by Morning Musume?” just to make it seem like they’re popular.
93: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:55:48.15 0
I ordered an Amazon gift card addressed to myself but using the name “Fukuda Kanon.”
99: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 22:01:57.55 i
All H!P fans are basically lolicon.
104: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 22:26:01.95 0
I’m not a lolicon. I wouldn’t use that much money even on a girl I wanted to have sex with.
97: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:58:02.52 0
Just how many tens of thousands of yen do you spend each month on girls 10 years younger than you? Idols sure are amazing.
100: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 22:03:38.17 0
>>97
10 doesn’t quite cut it.
102: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 22:07:26.60 P
It’s not rare for there to be an age difference like that of a parent and child.
103: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 22:09:54.76 0
Shaking hands with Karin-chan-san, I was able to resist the temptation of asking her to call me “onee-chan“. But now I regret not asking her to say so. I live way out in the sticks and might not get a chance to shake hands with her again.
83: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:42:57.04 0
I’m relieved to see how normal you all are.
Henkka: I’m not sure whether I should feel pleasantly surprised about how seemingly sane the responses were, or disappointed because of the lack of some really despicable, disturbing shit. Perhaps just this once I’ll opt for the former.
Source (jp): http://c-ute.doorblog.jp/archives/34853835.html (jp)
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Ah, I can relate to too many of these. XD
So I’m quite normal actually by 2ch standard :P
So the inquirer No. 1 was the worst of them suggesting pocket fapping as possible behaviour. I’m relieved none of them admited things like that.
I find myself talking to the Kaito Reinya plushie on my desk whenever I’m alone, this is normal right?
I’d hope so, because I talk to the photos I keep on my desk too.
62> if sanma does that, it must be normal rite?
surprised the guy who jizzed on his hand before handshake events with smileage didn’t own up
WHAT
What are you talking about?!
sanma masterbaits to takahashi ai’s PBs
“6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 18:23:33.98 0
I love her so much, I went to see her parents’ home. Rode a bullet train and everything”
this dude is hardcore lol, but if i lived in japan i cant say wouldnt be tempted to drive by Kamei sama’s house unintentionally on purpose
Yessss…I’m normal by japanese wota standards…I’ll be at work and suddenly i laugh cause i was thinking about something i watched the night before… like I watched Morning Musume DVD magazine 56 again the other night and burst out laughing the next day but couldnt tell anybody why cause they wouldnt understand anything i was talking about
“89: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:49:33.88 0
I go to CD shops and ask “do you have the album called (insert title) by Morning Musume?” just to make it seem like they’re popular.!
This kind of dedication is really touching.
“59: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 20:14:17.02 0
Stayed up until 6 in the morning, watching videos of H!P members on YouTube for 7 or 8 hours straight… that’s pretty much it.”
Said every gaijin (and I guess japanese too?) fan ever, right?
please please tell me the S/mileage thing did not happen.
the kind of shit those poor girls have to deal with…
Cry when I watch anything grad-related, which is pretty normal. But I also cry most of the time when I watch/listen to Cabbage Hakusho, bit more weird.
I kept expecting the grandmother to abruptly die near the end of that song…it has a very melancholic feeling to it, LOL
79 is actually relatable.
On another note, I keep a small pic of my oshi in my wallet. Helps keep me motivated, though I guess thats quite normal.
I sang “What is love?” in front of my classmates while dancing to it.
they’re like “holy shit”
balls, sir, you have them
either that or insanity
or perhaps both?
…welcome to the club!
I’m a girl…
Blurting out her name without preamble to co-workers and proceeding to tell what she did yesterday or recently. Of course they have no idea who I’m talking about.
62: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 20:16:25.14 0
Is masturbating to swimsuit pictures of your oshi abnormal?
no, especially if your oshi is Fukuboobs
truer words have never been spoken
for the m-s-t-b-t part because of the oshi pic (to be honest, I cannot do it at all). I don’t know if it is abnormal thing or maybe my mind is, but i really want to respect them even in my mind. I really like Yajima Maimi and every time I watch her or with C-ute (as long as she is included in the video/song), it really completes my day and I think (what a peaceful and contented life I have). i really love her to the extent that i don’t want to think any R18 related things as much as possible involving that person, (even if she wears bikini). I am grateful that I was born in this generation and being aware of her existence.
I don’t know if you will believe that, but for me respecting the one that makes your day, really brings me contentment. (n_n).
93: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/12(木) 21:55:48.15 0
I ordered an Amazon gift card addressed to myself but using the name “Fukuda Kanon.”
I think this one quite imaginative.