1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 22:53:46
Right now, I, Takagi Sayuki, am sick to my stomach with rage.
And once again it’s because of Miyazaki Yuka!!
Today, Yuka called for me by saying “hey, baby monkey!”I told you I hate being called that!!
I hate it!!!I can’t believe her!!!
I can’t believe her!!!!
I can’t believe her!!!!!!!!!
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 22:55:13
JJ is full of barbarians.
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 22:54:24
Hey. Baby monkey.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 22:54:57
But I think being called monkey this and monkey that, it must make my family sad. I don’t really mind it myself if I’m called that, but if my family were to hear about it, I think they would be sad. That’s why I’ll seriously have to try my best to become cute.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:04:32
>>5
She’s really hurt by this…
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 22:57:00
I was just casually checking out her blog but was surprised to find some pretty heavy stuff…
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 22:57:20
Sayuki lightly slapped me at today’s rehearsal. (^_^;(^_^;
When I expressed my surprise, she said she did it because she felt sorry for me since Tomo doesn’t give me forehead flicks. (o´艸`)
65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:01:59
>>20
Miyazaki-san is the sole source of comfort for the bullied child, Karin.
107: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:06:21
>>65
I want to become that red plushie between Karin-chan’s thighs.
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 22:57:53
A storm of violence and abusive remarks.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 22:58:56
“Baby monkey” is very fitting.
39: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 22:59:40
And here I was thinking Miyazaki-san was the one person holding back Kanatomo…
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:00:02
I’m sorry, Sayubee, but that made me laugh out loud.
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:00:19
Miyazaki-san’s true colors are revealed…
52: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:00:43
She really is monkey-like so there’s no helping it…
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:01:32
J=J is like a group of violent delinquents.
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:02:04
Adding the “baby” shows Miyazaki’s kind-heartedness.
97: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:05:34
Don’t say that to the person’s face, Yuka-nyan. (laughs)
100: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:05:47
She should just fire right back and call her “raccoon face” or something.
121: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:07:39
You don’t have to write about that on your blog… (laughs)
133: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:08:58
Damn. The great thing about J=J is not only that they’re cute but that there’s also all this madness happening behind the scenes.
143: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:09:44
146: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:10:17
At the time of their formation:
Kanazawa: “Hiya Miyamoto-san, Takagi-san!“
Miyazaki: “I-I-I-I’m sorry, Takagi-san!“
Now:
Kanazawa: “I’m pissed off. I’m gonna hit you.“
Miyazaki: “You damn monkey!“
155: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:11:16
These girls are more vicious than we are. (laughs)
209: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:16:35
In reality Sayuki’s as cute as the rest of them though.
250: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:21:33
“Good. Keep doing more.“
794: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/28 06:00:43
>>250
Scary…
365: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:35:39
388: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:39:16
>>365
That’s a cute baby monkey.
399: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:41:23
Sayubee
↓
“I won’t let them call me a monkey anymore!”
483: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:55:53
So the older members have finally started getting serious, huh.
134: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:09:01
JJ has gotten interesting. I’m looking forward to seeing how they do in 2014.
503: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:59:10
552: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/28 00:09:46
570: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/28 00:15:50
>>552
Oh crap. This overwhelming sense of evil…
288: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/12/27 23:25:08
I’ve just started liking Sayubee.
Henkka: Damn you, Kanazawa. Damn you!
Source: http://hellohellotime.doorblog.jp/archives/51912278.html (jp)
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That picture at the top is killing me.
Is it terrible of me that knew exactly which members each of the pictures represented even before I read the thread?
Explain it to me then! I only know Sayubee is supposed to be the monkey because of the title of the thread and I assume Karin is the ferret?
Tomo punched Yuka’s belly
Tomo flicked Karin’s forehead
Tomo seems enjoying the situation whenever the other members suffer.
Yuka call Sayuki “Baby Monkey”
Yuka isn’t physically strong like Tomo and Ue, so she let those two bully the other two. That make a her a bully too.
Sayuki who always become ‘different’ when it comes to Reina and Kuduu (especially her) things, and act like a maniac.
Uemuu yelled to Yuka
Uemuu forced Yuka to be her living couch
Uemuu forced Tomo to kiss her (it looked like that)
And no one dare to touch Uemuu whenever he get angry, except there is a chocolate or other sweets (the reason why everyone has “emergency Uemuu threat” in their pocket, probably, just kidding)
And the last, and the most bullied person in the group, Karin, who seems enjoying her bullying sessions and ask for more.
Indeed, a very barbaric group. But hey, this are the reason why we should follow this group. interesting isn’t it? XD
Excellent summary of a horrific topic. Well done!
seems you forget these
– Tomo actually punched all juice members (though only punched Karin and Yuka that showed to public :P )
– Tomo in charge of physical bully and Yuka in charge of mental bully
– Sayuki slapped Karin
– Trio bully crushed Karin and Sayuki (I bet they did this in purpose)
http://wotaintranslation.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/e68c12a8.jpg
but don’t yuka look like a mother monkey?
More like mother racoon to me :-“
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The first time I saw a Buono! MV and didn’t know the girl’s names I just remember them as the animal looking girls as well: Momoko: Fox, Airi: Mice, Miya: Horse.
This thread is tooo funny!!! This group is hilarious and cant wait for the DVD Magazines to start pouring out since their backstage antics seem highly entertaining…Tomo is the devil by the way, been a long time since a H!P member was that awesomely evil :)
Loved Sayubee since she was an egg and always thought she was cute, she can look like a monkey sometimes but isnt that one of the cutest animals in the zoo lol
takahashi ai used to look like a monkey as a kid. not exactly cute unless you like big ears
Aichan was hella cute back in the day as a monkey… Dont tell me u didnt think it was adorable when she used to puff up her lips and pulls her ears like a monkey…
If you look up Juice=Juice on Facebook Messenger gifs, you’ll get like nothing of the whole group, but two of the first few results feature a baby monkey. Coincidence? I think not.