Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 02:30:04
Sayashi: “My old computer broke when I went on some site that brought up loads of popups.”
Source: RIHO-DELI

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 02:30:50
They were talking about how it was probably some virus.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 02:31:28
You look at porn sites too much, Rihoriho.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 02:32:35
She went on a porn site! (laughs)

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 02:33:40
That was definitely a porn site.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 02:38:24
That’s just your usual porn site.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 02:34:51
How many years has it been since they last used browser crashers like that?

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 02:39:11

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 02:40:34
Computer user Sayashi.

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 02:59:12
Sayashi catching a sidelong glance at the old geezers buying computers on loan as she herself throws a lump of 10,000 yen bills on the counter, paying it all in cash.

62: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 03:06:05

After that we went to buy a computer that I can use to save all the songs and data I need for work.

Right now I’m already using that new computer to write this. (・∀・) Usually I’m on my iPhone, but using a computer makes me feel like an able girl! Though it’s really nothing more than a feeling. (laughs)
http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-9ki/entry-11567728348.html

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 03:11:29
>>62
Explaining every little thing she plans to do with it makes it even more suspicious. This just means she’s actually using it for something much more sinister.

75: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 03:23:32
That was so a porn site. I guess she’s at that curious age, huh? (laughs)

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 03:25:18
This makes it clear as day: Rihoriho is a virgin.

120: 名無し募集中。。。羊スト 2013/07/15 06:02:17
Riho seems like the type who’d get lured in by the word “free” and end up getting led from one porn site to another.

153: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 07:39:46

This site may be harmful to minors.
Sayashi-san, are you over 18 years of age?

☑ Yes
☐ No

 

(huge flood of popups)

167: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 08:00:27
You can run into viruses on the net that make your computer go completely beyond the point of recovery?

169: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 08:01:44
Just what sort of popups were they?

177: 【中国電 67.0 %】 2013/07/15 08:05:45
She tries to bring up a plant and it gets moldy; she tries to use a PC and she breaks it.

215: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 08:48:11
It’s way too easy for us to make jokes about all the happenings in Sayashi’s daily life.

276: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 09:12:59
It’s cute though how she reports about all of this to the public. (laughs)

301: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 09:19:58
从*・ ｡.・）＜ You should’ve just asked Sayumi. I could’ve fixed it for you right away…

306: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 09:21:56
>>301
You just wanted an excuse to enter her home! (laughs)

325: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 09:31:14
There’s never going to be a shortage of jokes we can make about this girl. (laughs)

345: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 09:43:21
The always blundering ace of Morning Musume. (laughs)

420: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 10:38:07
Here’s the girl in question:

421: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 10:39:26
That’s so cute I just laughed.

353: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/15 09:45:21
The thought of Sayashi accidentally coming across a porn site turns me on.

Henkka: This is really worrying. What is this girl thinking? Minors need to stay safe on the internet! She should just ask the experts reading her blog for porn site recommendations.

Source: http://hellohellotime.doorblog.jp/archives/51891282.html (jp)