1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:02:15.47 0
Daaishi burning wieners on purpose and going “oops, I messed up!” before eating them herself.
4: みぼっち ◆SgeeyQPhNU 2013/06/23(日) 17:03:37.20 P
Momoko recommending her photo essay book along with the samples.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:04:49.56 0
If asked, Iikubo-san would even feed the sample to you directly.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:09:18.87 0
Kudo fighting with customers.
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:10:18.48 0
Risako having no motivation.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:11:51.14 0
Daaishi stealthily snacking on fried potato samples.
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:12:49.13 0
Iikubo-san wearing see-through clothes to attract customers.
22: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:13:16.09 0
Ikuta trying to sell her T-shirts and towels along with the wieners.
26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:13:43.58 O
Customers gathering around Kumai just because she’s huge.
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:15:55.34 0
Sato: “It’s good, right?!“
Me: “It is. Okay, I think I’ll buy some of these then…“
Sato: “They were all sold out just now! Fufufufufu.“
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:16:33.14 0
Airi mumbling.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:17:07.64 0
Maimi forcing the samples on customers.
34: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:17:39.64 0
Chinami leaving her post to go blabber with her coworkers when there’s not many customers.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:18:06.75 0
Oda: “Please buy a wiener… how about a wiener…?“
36: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:20:36.34 O
Wanting to make seasoning, Uemura Akari would splash some tequila on the frying pan and cause a fire alarm to go off.
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:23:59.08 0
The wieners sold by Sayashi would have mold on them.
46: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:25:32.80 0
>>41
Even though they were fried? (laughs)
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:24:52.65 0
Suddenly a song with Tsunku’s demo vocals would start playing in the background.
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:25:20.33 0
Momoko’s technique would be so advanced, she’d sell items to the same customers as the day before.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:26:08.55 0
Daaishi secretly going home with the resulting end pieces and scraps from cutting sausages.
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:26:47.96 0
Daaishi secretly going home with a hotplate used to serve samples.
52: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:27:49.15 0
Daaishi secretly going home with leftover toothpicks.
56: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:29:46.52 0
Iikubo-san seems like she’d fit right in. (laughs)
57: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:29:54.32 0
Kumai-chan hitting her head on the door frame, unable to enter the store.
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:31:24.69 0
Maa-chan racing around with a shopping cart inside the store.
63: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:31:39.14 0
Ikuta trying to cast spells on the customers to make them buy things.
65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:32:45.21 0
Maa-chan taking matters into her own hands by stuffing items into baskets of customers who wouldn’t otherwise be willing to buy things.
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:33:14.82 0
A part-timer popular for her erotic, housewife-life aura — Fukumura-san (16).
73: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:34:43.80 0
There’d be in-store announcements asking for Maa-chan to return to the sampling area.
87: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:39:52.72 0
Shop manager: “Ishida, our security cameras captured it all on tape…“
88: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:41:15.18 0
Sometime later, Daaishi decides she can just start using the salesgirl uniform in her private life.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:41:38.06 0
Ayacho getting pissed off by not being able to sell anything so she’d start throwing wieners at the wall.
90: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:41:40.97 0
Daaishi cutting dice-sized steaks to even smaller bits and throwing the scraps to the “trash bag” that she secretly takes home with her.
93: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:42:25.47 0
Undercover anti-shoplifting FBI agents would always be keeping an eye on Daaishi.
95: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:43:35.91 0
Daaishi staring at customers who just pass by the sampling area without taking anything, unable to believe her eyes.
101: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:46:40.26 0
Sakura not being able to sell anything so she starts singing instead.
102: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:47:21.22 O
Ikuta covering all samples in mayonnaise.
104: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:48:42.79 0
Even though they’re just samples, Daaishi would get scolded for cutting the sausages too small.
105: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:50:08.70 0
If Kumai-chan was selling milk, it’d start selling like crazy.
106: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 17:50:25.76 O
Though Daaishi would have a habit of taking things home with her, the management would tolerate it because she would still be their top seller.
132: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 18:03:59.58 0
At around six o’clock, Daaishi would start to get worried that all of the half-price items aren’t going to get sold.
135: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 18:10:05.24 0
Sato glaring at you for tasting the samples but not buying anything.
138: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 18:10:56.10 0
Maa-chan taking customers’ purchases and frying them, too.
140: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 18:12:59.08 O
Sayashi would start talking about the differences between wieners and sausages — to the interest of no one.
146: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 18:22:10.07 0
>>140
If you had the patience to listen to her speech for a while, she’d end up talking about the universe before long.
141: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 18:13:55.99 i
Whenever some fish gets sold, Nakajima would look somehow lonely.
161: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/06/23(日) 20:07:42.31 0
Housewives throwing potatoes at Yaguchi.
Henkka: The staff begins to push you away once you’ve sampled the food for longer than five seconds.
Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/29698266.html (jp)
Maa-chan messes up saying the product’s name.
Loving your comment, Henkka. So true. LOL.
-Ikuta would be trying to sell the customers gaki-san´s photobook
-the best food samples would be pushed to the center, while zukki is sent to the backroom
Hey! Why mention Zukki there? lol
That´s not a comment against zukki (I like zukki), just making fun of all the complaints about zukki being pushed into the background while others are given the center in all the current songs and MVs.
-Maa-chan makes fun of the customers
-Lots of female customers end up buying Ikuta’s products
-If Ikuta was selling protein shakes, they would sell out fast
Zukki eats all the samples. Fired by the end of the first day.
You’re an ass!
you’re both anon asses in the da same flock of seagulls and shite…
You need to buy a CD before you can try a sample.
Kumai would hold a plate with food samples so high up that the customers couldn’t reach them.
Maimi and Eripon will wrestle every customer if they don’t buy anything
Pingback: Recommended Reading: June 24th, 2013 | Idolminded
Tsunku background music. Ishida suddenly must graduate (for stealing food).
-The customers don’t want free samples, they only want the SayuBowl.
Aww poor Daaishi (literally? Is Daaishi really that poor IRL)
another poor daaaishi thread…
Chinami greets the foreign customers in her flawless English.
Sure flawless lol.
I had fun reading all of them (in my opinion it is one of the funniest threads!)
And I laughed loud at #12, #28 and #161 :-D
I would buy everything if Sakura suddenly belts out an awesome momusu song infront of me lol..
One of the girls politely offers food to a male customer, wota blow up and call for her to get kicked out.
I think the best would be nakazawa-san
please buy one~~
(customer takes free sample and walks away)
BUY IT GODDAMMIT!