Wota in Translation

1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:44:11.90 ID:0

So today Jukkies and Oda-chan had dinner together. Us Jukkies were laughing the whole time. (laughs)
This is how our conversation went:

(Duu finishes drinking her melon soda)
(Duu’s cup: clatter clatter) (that’s the sound it made)
Duu: “Look, this cup’s somehow funny!”
Iikubo (in a loud voice): “That’s Saturn! Saturn!!”
(everyone stares at us)
Ayu: “Harunan, your voice is too loud!”
(Iikubo laughs)
(everyone else laughs, too)
(some minutes later:)
Iikubo: “I meant to say Jupiter just now, not Saturn. Ahahaha.”

Sort of like that. It was so fun hanging out with the 10th and 11th gen members. Another happy day.

This was Maa-chan.

2：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:46:05.02 ID:0
Yeah, I have no idea what I just read.

4：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:47:17.64 ID:0
Analyzing time!

6：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:47:58.32 ID:0
Saturn and Jupiter…?

10：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:49:20.55 ID:0
Could it be that Maa-chan just doesn’t know Saturn or Jupiter?

15：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:52:55.99 ID:O
Sorry, could I get someone translate that into something intelligible?

20：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:54:17.98 ID:O
Is she saying that Iikubo’s gone mad?

21：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:55:06.21 ID:0
I’m a Koharu wota. May I make her my new oshi?

24：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:55:32.40 ID:0
The virus completely destroyed her brain, didn’t it?

29：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:56:37.91 ID:0
What’s she saying?

34：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:57:31.53 ID:0
She’s a genius.

44：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/23(水) 00:00:01.83 ID:0
I wonder… I didn’t get what she was trying to say but once I finished reading, I felt all warm and fluffy inside.

66：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/23(水) 00:03:59.72 ID:0
If Maa-chan’s happy, I’m happy.

68：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/23(水) 00:04:43.13 ID:0
I got it.

Once she finished drinking her soda, there was a layer of foam that remained in the cup. Iikubo-san saw it and was calling it “Saturn” in a loud voice which caused everyone to break out laughing. Then, Iikubo realized the foam looked like Jupiter and not Saturn. That was the joke.

70：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/23(水) 00:05:25.50 ID:0
As long as Maa-chan’s having fun.

78：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/23(水) 00:08:35.64 ID:0
I tried translating it.

After that, the five of us in 10th and 11th gens went out for lunch.
As we were eating, especially the four of us Jukkies were constantly laughing. (laughs)
The conversation we were having went as follows…

Duu: (finishes her melon soda, makes a sound with her cup by rocking it around)
Duu (while showing the cup to everyone): “Look, this cup is somehow funny!”
Iikubo (in a loud voice for some reason): “That’s Saturn! Saturn!!“

Because she was so loud, everyone there was staring at us…

Ayu: “Harunan, your voice is too loud! (laughs)”
(Iikubo laughs)
(The five of them all laugh)

A few minutes later…

Iikubo: “I meant to say “Jupiter” just now, “not “Saturn”. Ahahaha. (laughs)“

Everyone’s reaction to that was like “…what?!” (laughs)

Our shared lunch with the 10th and 11th gen members was really fun!
Today was another happy day.

101：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/23(水) 00:22:23.23 ID:0
I wish Maa-chan would write an essay on this.

106：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/23(水) 00:29:17.51 ID:0
It’s scary because it’s like this eyewitness account of a case that’s still unresolved.

120：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/23(水) 00:37:43.63 ID:0
It’s amazing how she can be so heartwarming. Even though I don’t understand what she’s saying, I always feel like telling her “Oh, really now? Well isn’t that nice.”

121：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/23(水) 00:38:43.84 ID:0
It seriously feels like you’re learning the basics of solving reading comprehension problems. You have to put yourself in Maa-chan’s shoes and try to imagine what it is you’re trying to say.

Henkka: I just find it so amazing that every time Maa-chan posts something, 2ch has to get together and make a team effort to make any sense of it all. She really might be a genius.

Source: http://oha2.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-659.html (jp)