Wota in Translation

1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:18:33.86 ID:T

(TL note: the wording isn’t really quite as harsh as conveyed by the thread title. Here’s the appropriate bit translated from the above magazine scan.)

Fukuda: Doesn’t it ever get noisy at your school with people coming up to you going “hey, you’re in Morning Musume!” or something?
Sato: Not at all! I have six people at school who I’m really friendly with, and they aren’t just my friends because I’m in Morning Musume. Actually, they defend me if I’m teased about it. They help me out with studying, too. I’m really grateful to them.
Kudo: For me, there is actually quite a ruckus at my school sometimes. But I’m happy about it, though. I’ve had seniors come up to me saying that they saw me on TV, and they’ve come to see our plays, too!
Fukuda: So basically you could say they’re just cheering you on, right?
Kudo: Right. But one time someone even brought my photobook to school. I thought I was going to die! It was so embarrassing. I didn’t even have work that day or anything, but I just wanted to go home halfway through the day… (laughs)

4：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:22:02.57 ID:0
You have to appreciate your fans, Kudo.

7：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:25:30.27 ID:0
Kudo sure is popular, huh. (laughs)

9：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:27:20.56 ID:0
Duuduu has friends who even come to the handshake events.

10：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:27:20.70 ID:0
They aren’t using it like an erotic book, right? This old man’s worried…

11：硫黄温泉 ◆igSl7mNqls ：2013/01/16(水) 08:27:34.38 ID:0
Well, boys will be boys. Plus, making a photobook at 13 years old is way too early.

26：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:33:28.14 ID:0
Why are you so sure it was a guy who brought it over?

28：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:34:20.55 ID:0
Maybe it was the teacher…

43：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:44:54.04 ID:0
Boy: “You don’t even have any boobs, Kudo. (laughs)”
Kudo: “Shut up! I’ll kill you!“

57：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:51:30.81 ID:0
The pervert teacher who goes to see his pupil’s stage plays.

63：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:55:07.37 ID:0
Why wasn’t Kudo in my class?
I want to be kicked in the balls.

82：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 09:10:27.56 ID:0
Me, I would’ve just bought it and fapped in secret.

84：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 09:17:15.32 ID:0
Let’s be honest here, she’s basically suggesting that they were using it for fapping. (laughs)

87：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 09:36:06.73 ID:0
You could flip her skirt without getting arrested. She’d always be changing into her gym uniform in the class next to yours. How is that anything but heaven?

96：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 09:45:58.99 ID:i
Back in junior high school, Konno transferred into our school. It was only noisy for about the first week or so.

97：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 09:46:43.21 ID:0
How were the Gokkies received in school those days?

98：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 09:48:27.27 ID:i
I guess they were sort of popular. It’s too bad we weren’t in the same class so I didn’t get to be in any contact with her. I heard she was smart, though. Also, the 5th gen members could be spotted in the nearby convenience store every now and then.

Henkka: My nomination for 2ch H!P board comment of the month: “I want to be kicked in the balls.“

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