1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/19(土) 23:07:48.30 ID:0
After this…!
We’ll watch some TV…!
Take a bath…!
Then sleep after chatting a bit!
I just hope Duu doesn’t fall asleep early. (laughs)
Well, in all honesty that could just as well be me. (laughs)
3：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/19(土) 23:09:39.25 ID:0
Daaishi having a sleepover with a good-looking guy! Her chastity is in danger!
4：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/19(土) 23:10:07.76 ID:0
Indiscretion! A one-night indiscretion!
1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:18:33.86 ID:T
(TL note: the wording isn’t really quite as harsh as conveyed by the thread title. Here’s the appropriate bit translated from the above magazine scan.)
Fukuda: Doesn’t it ever get noisy at your school with people coming up to you going “hey, you’re in Morning Musume!” or something?
Sato: Not at all! I have six people at school who I’m really friendly with, and they aren’t just my friends because I’m in Morning Musume. Actually, they defend me if I’m teased about it. They help me out with studying, too. I’m really grateful to them.
Kudo: For me, there is actually quite a ruckus at my school sometimes. But I’m happy about it, though. I’ve had seniors come up to me saying that they saw me on TV, and they’ve come to see our plays, too!
Fukuda: So basically you could say they’re just cheering you on, right?
Kudo: Right. But one time someone even brought my photobook to school. I thought I was going to die! It was so embarrassing. I didn’t even have work that day or anything, but I just wanted to go home halfway through the day… (laughs)
4：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/16(水) 08:22:02.57 ID:0
You have to appreciate your fans, Kudo.
Henkka: This one might require a bit of explanation. “Atarimae taisou” (“obvious gymnastics“) is a sketch created by the Japanese comic duo COWCOW. The AKB fans among you might know it from their Request Hour Day 1 this year. It’s very, very silly and it’s a prime example of very “Japanese” type of humor, so the joke may not be instantly funny to you. It’s basically a song where they sing about… well… stuff that is obvious. See this to see COWCOW themselves do it. Just to translate a couple of the versions they do in that video to give you an idea:
This thread features the same sketch as applied to things within H!P. Be aware that I won’t try to match the lyrics to the melody of the song, I’ll just translate the meanings as-is. Here we go…
3：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/12(土) 21:46:00.63 ID:0
If there’s influenza and you leave it alone — it’ll spread! ♪
4：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/12(土) 21:47:21.61 ID:0
Graduations, auditions, graduations, auditions — graduations! ♪
7：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/12(土) 21:51:25.21 ID:0
Shit shit shit shit, shit shit shit shit — office! ♪
8：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/12(土) 21:54:50.79 ID:0
Tiny breasts tiny breasts, tiny breasts tiny breasts — tiny breasts! ♪
1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/08(火) 16:30:13.02 ID:0
7：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/08(火) 16:34:06.00 ID:0
Were they trying to match it to her size?
1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/06(日) 19:43:56.60 ID:0
207 ： ◆PVcoUMJKWK/W ：2013/01/06(日) 19:41:48.06 0
C/C (Cinderella/Complex) – Takahashi, Tanaka, Shimizu, Yajima
4：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/06(日) 19:45:11.27 ID:0
There was one more member…
6：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/06(日) 19:45:56.42 ID:0
Yuukarin…
7：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/06(日) 19:46:00.75 ID:0
Yuukarin’s not there…
9：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/06(日) 19:46:09.24 ID:O
Yu…
14：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/06(日) 19:46:40.18 ID:0
Yuu…
1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:02:02.49 ID:0
Not even the Mano Friends will be able to ignore this, will they?
2：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:03:14.61 ID:0
He proposed to her, right?
(TL note: He did. Mano talked about this a while back on a radio show.)
4：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:03:25.28 ID:0
Who’s the brat?
6：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/04(金) 03:05:03.95 ID:0
Her fiancee.
1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/03(木) 00:45:14.71 ID:0
Apparently Iikubo-san saw a UFO yesterday. (laughs)
We’re in the car on our way back and she can’t stop talking about it. (laughs)Brat. (｀・ω・´)
Only a child could say something like that. (laughs)Ah well. I suppose it’s good to be able to have an interest in anything, right? (laughs)
Beats me!!
http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-10ki/entry-11440854177.html
1：名無し募集中。。。：2012/12/30(日) 22:49:05.76 ID:0
If it continues as it is with the excessive amounts of handshake events, sooner or later the whole idol industry is going to go bankrupt.
7：名無し募集中。。。：2012/12/30(日) 22:59:25.99 ID:0
I do think idols belong on the stage. Maybe do an occasional signing session if anything. This is coming from a new fan.
8：名無し募集中。。。：2012/12/30(日) 23:01:26.52 ID:0
I liked the era of just feeling satisfied with the concerts.
