Your grand predictions as to what will happen to Hello! Project in 2007

Posted by Henkka on May 17, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 22 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/30(土) 21:31:11.29 0
Yoshizawa Hitomi will graduate from Musume.
Anything else?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/30(土) 21:32:03.65 0
Nakazawa Yuko gets married.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/30(土) 21:32:18.14 0
Kago joins Up-Front as a trainee.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/30(土) 21:32:28.69 0
Sugaya Risako retires.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/30(土) 21:33:09.78 0
Half of the Kids are fired.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/12/30(土) 21:34:04.00 0
Fujimoto Miki is found out to have a boyfriend, retires from Musume.
(Note: In case you forget, the infamous Fujimoto FRIDAY article was published in May 2007.)

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Who has the most beautiful sleeping face in H!P?

Posted by Henkka on May 15, 2014
Posted in: 2ch. 28 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/14(水) 19:05:17.81 0.net
Who do you think?

S/mileage @smileage_715
In the middle of a nap.
＃smileage ＃napping

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2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/14(水) 19:08:48.25 0.net
Kananan looks like Aida Shouko when she’s sleeping.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/14(水) 19:15:13.77 0.net
Someone post Chinami’s extremely cute sleeping face that hasn’t changed since she was a child.
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42: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/14(水) 19:48:20.03 0.net

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Wada Ayacho fails miserably at using Twitter

Posted by Henkka on May 13, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, ANGERME. Tags: . 24 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/12(月) 00:12:59.34 0
http://twitter.com/smileage_715
Ayacho alone is using the sharp symbol to make hashtags. (laughs)

S/mileage ‏@smileage_715 · 2 hours ago
Fufuu! Fufufufufufuuui!
Wada Ayaka. ♯smileage pic.twitter.com/3KMbBVJfut

S/mileage ‏@smileage_715 · 3 hours ago
The Sendai performance is over! Right now Nakanishi Kana-chan is running around with our manager’s backpack! Wada Ayaka. ♯smileage pic.twitter.com/jFoBPjwiYU

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/12(月) 00:17:13.07 0
That’s my Ayacho. This is why she’s my oshi.

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Change H!P song titles to their opposite meanings (+1)

Posted by Henkka on May 13, 2014
Posted in: 2ch. Tags: . 26 comments

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(Note: English translations in orange.)

1: 名名無しさん 2014/04/13(日)22:17:04 ID:qjZkVaXWi
君の代わりはいくらでもいる (Kimi no Kawari wa Ikura demo Iru)
There Are Countless of People Who Could Replace You

3: 名名無しさん 2014/04/13(日)22:18:21 ID:GFUKOFHTp
恋をしちゃうわけあるかオラ！ (Koi wo Shichau Wake Aru ka Ora!)
To Hell With Falling in Love!

7: 名名無しさん 2014/04/13(日)22:22:45 ID:Ew15jStsM
頑張らないとダメやで (Ganbaranai to Dame ya de)
You Have to Do Your Best

9: 名名無しさん 2014/04/13(日)22:24:34 ID:tmel9mQ9q
あなたの昔の嫁 (Anata no Mukashi no Yome)
Your Former Wife

18: 名名無しさん 2014/04/13(日)22:37:47 ID:0pecSdAhu
友達は友達じゃないんだ (Tomodachi wa Tomodachi ja nain da)
Friends Aren’t Friends

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I was just your ordinary music lover until suddenly I now find that I’ve become an H!P wota. I don’t understand how this happened.

Posted by Henkka on May 12, 2014
Posted in: 2ch. Tags: . 48 comments

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@alpha910 2012/2/25 4:33
@tsunkuboy There’s a thread where they’re discussing your music from the perspective of music otaku. “I was just your ordinary music lover until suddenly I now find that I’ve become an H!P wota.“

H: Tsunku himself actually retweeted the above. Below is the thread that was linked to him.

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/25(土) 07:57:10.41 ID:0
It’s weird.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/25(土) 07:57:57.53 ID:0
It is weird!

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/25(土) 07:58:15.84 ID:0
Yep.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/25(土) 07:58:53.68 ID:0
You guys, too?

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/25(土) 08:00:30.43 ID:i
Same here. I love Tsunku’s songs so much.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/02/25(土) 08:00:31.56 ID:0
I’ve listened to everything from Benny Goodman to James Blake, but Terada Mitsuo is the greatest of them all.

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Ishida Ayumi’s ass causes wota argument

Posted by Henkka on May 11, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 18 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/11(日) 07:08:40.00 0.net

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2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/11(日) 07:09:13.80 0.net
Thank you.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/11(日) 07:10:00.29 0.net
Beautifully shaped boobs, beautifully shaped ass.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/11(日) 07:10:17.14 0.net
Someone make her wear a skirt.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/11(日) 07:12:31.71 0.net
That’s just right.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/11(日) 07:12:34.08 0.net
She looks pitiful from the front, but her ass sure is nice.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/05/11(日) 07:33:13.57 0.net
That ass is not anything to give such high praise for.

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Kudo Haruka (14): “Proactiv saved me!”

Posted by Henkka on May 9, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 13 comments

1: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)22:25:02 ID:???

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Lately I’m doing my best to take good care of my skin!

Up until now, or rather, at around the time of “Help me!!”… that was the worst skin I’d ever had in my life up until now. Since then I tried all kinds of things until I finally came across “Proactiv” and it saved me!!

My pimples have healed up nicely, too, so for those of you who are troubled by not having anything that works against them, please do try it out!!

http://proactiv.jp/?tagsetid=set_ad_adwo&pscd=000000&reid=1972851192&gclid=CO2ftvmukr4CFVF8vQodozQA-A
http://ameblo.jp/morningmusume-10ki/entry-11841414011.html

11: 名無しさん＠おーぷん 2014/05/04(日)22:31:43 ID:???
That’s some good stealth marketing. (laughs)

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Fujimoto Miki annoyed about having to appear on the same TV show as Momoclo

Posted by Henkka on May 8, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 21 comments

1: 名無し募集中。。。＠＼(^o^)／ 2014/05/06(火) 14:08:43.06 0.net
Source: Gogo Suma

6: 名無し募集中。。。＠＼(^o^)／ 2014/05/06(火) 14:11:09.25 0.net
Mikitty seriously does not look pleased.

18: 名無し募集中。。。＠＼(^o^)／ 2014/05/06(火) 14:14:14.92 0.net
That face! (laughs)

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