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What does Tsunku♂ think about the no-dating rule?

Posted by Henkka on December 30, 2017
Posted in: Other. Tags: Tsunku♂. 67 comments

Earlier today, I received the following question in response to my previous post.

In regards to the dating comment, maybe I’m misunderstanding, but it seemed to me more or less like Tsunku didn’t personally care whether or not the girls dated… […] I wonder if Tsunku agrees with the no dating rule for idols? Has he ever said so?

The short answer is: no, I don’t remember Tsunku♂ ever specifically stating anywhere whether he is or is not a fan of the no-dating rule. (I could very well be wrong on this subject, however. If so, please do let me know in the comments.)

But here’s a longer, more speculative answer.

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Tsunku♂ B.L.T. interview (2017)

Posted by Henkka on December 29, 2017
Posted in: Other. Tags: Tsunku♂. 20 comments

In this serialization, Base Ball Bear member Koide Yusuke
talks to his guests about idol music. In this final edition,
as per his strong request, we welcome a Japanese music industry legend!
Please enjoy this almost entirely uncut, one-and-a-half hour discussion of theirs.

Koide: I’ve been doing this serialization for around five years now, and ever since it first started I always hoped that for the final edition I could have you as my guest. Not only are you the person who made me get deeply hooked on idol music, I also greatly respect you as a songwriter, lyricist, and producer. I’d like to take this opportunity today to ask you about all kinds of things.

Tsunku♂: Let’s do this!

Koide: Next year, Morning Musume will be celebrating its 20th anniversary. That also means it has been 20 years since you first started doing producing work.

Tsunku♂: It might actually be closer to 21, if you count the auditions.

Koide: I once read somewhere that when the whole Morning Musume project started, the way you first envisioned it was that on New Year’s Eve of the year they released “Morning Coffee,” they would appear on Kouhaku Uta Gassen and break up right then and there, in spectacular fashion.

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Behold! The luxurious 1000 yen Hello! Project Curry!

Posted by Henkka on December 26, 2017
Posted in: 2ch. 9 comments

(Note: scroll down for pictures.)

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/10/10(火) 17:50:41.19 0.net
Who made the packacing?

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/10/10(火) 17:51:49.44 0.net
>>11
Art is Maimi.
Text is Wada.

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/10/10(火) 17:55:18.72 0.net
The taste must be first-rate.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/10/10(火) 17:52:57.58 0.net
That doesn’t have anything aside from kamaboko.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/10/10(火) 17:51:21.87 0.net
It’s 1000 yen for the box, you see.

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Idols Are The Best

Posted by Henkka on December 25, 2017
Posted in: Other. 25 comments

Henkka: This is a comic I translated a bit over a year ago. I felt like reposting it now to give it more visibility — I just love this kind of morbid humor. I had shivers running through my spine when I first saw the last panel.

I hope you all have a Christmas that is a little more merry than this comic.

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The comment section of Wota in Translation, pt. 2

Posted by Henkka on December 19, 2017
Posted in: Other. 54 comments

Hey guys.

A few days have passed since I posted the poll. The results are now in: Option 3 — the option of deleting some comments — seems like the clear winner.

Some of you would’ve rather had me continue to do nothing about the comments, and it seems that even some of the people who did vote for the deletion of certain comments saw it only as the least awful alternative, worried that it might change the comment section to something unrecognizable.

While I totally understand such misgivings, I do want to assure you that that’s neither what I want to happen or what I intend to do. In a way, a big part of me feels that nothing about the comment policy actually changes with this result. If you’ve ever read the site’s FAQ, you will have noticed that for a very long time it has already included this line in it:

“In short, just don’t be an idiot.”

This change will not affect 99% of you in any way. You will continue to never have your comments deleted. Feel free to post your silly, offbeat, questionable and controversial comments just as you have up until now. I’m not going to spell out what is and what isn’t acceptable, because again, 99% of the commenters here have no problem using common sense and figuring that out for themselves.

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The comment section of Wota in Translation

Posted by Henkka on December 16, 2017
Posted in: Other. 61 comments

Hey guys. Let’s talk about the comments here on the site.

As I’m sure you’re aware, the comment policy on here always been pretty relaxed. For the most part, it’s worked out quite nicely over the site’s history. Around a year ago, however, I started noticing what I would describe as a clear dip in quality, so I asked you for your thoughts.

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Kudo Haruka: “I wouldn’t want to be seen naked next to someone like Ayapan.”

Posted by Henkka on December 9, 2017
Posted in: 2ch, Kobushi Factory, Morning Musume. Tags: Hirose Ayaka, Kudo Haruka. 51 comments

(Note: scroll down for a translation.)

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/17(金) 00:59:38.71 0.net
Girls this age will talk about much nastier stuff than this when they’re in private.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/17(金) 00:45:50.40 0.net
“Public execution”… where’d she learn that word?

89: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/11/17(金) 17:23:46.56 0.net
Are these girls drunk?

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Tsunku♂ Musicman interview (2010)

Posted by Henkka on November 29, 2017
Posted in: Other. Tags: Tsunku♂. 16 comments

— We were introduced to you by Komuro Tetsuya, and so I wanted to begin by asking: how do you view him yourself?

Tsunku♂: His band TM NETWORK is very good at showing us listeners new things. It’s like they picked up right where YMO left off with techno pop, but there’s also a feeling that they’re creating something that’s completely original — it’s like they’re half a step ahead of everyone else with their music. When they first came out I remember thinking “wow, now that’s an amazing band.“

I couldn’t have ever imagined that he’d later go on to becoming the producer that he is today. Shinohara Ryoko’s “Itoshisa to Setsunasa to Kokoro Tsuyosa to” — how many copies did that sell again? Something like 2.2 million? When I saw that I was going “oh man, Komuro’s really made it big time now.” Before long, he’d become one of the greatest producers out there.

— Do you have any memorable Komuro episodes you could share?

Tsunku♂: We were both appearing on this TV show one time. Back then, we didn’t really pay much attention to the music charts and things like that. Komuro, though, was very particular about the charts. He was producing Kahala Tomomi, and she was very disappointed that she didn’t manage to hit no. 1 on the charts with her release at the time. I said to her, “So what even if you didn’t make it to no. 1? You still sold an insane amount of copies!” That’s when Komuro said to me: “You don’t get it, Tsunku♂. Girls want something that is easy to understand — something like being no. 1.” I thought, “Huh. I see. That may actually be true.” He had a point: I mean, what could be easier to understand than being no. 1? Ever since I heard him say that, I personally started paying more attention to the number of “1.”

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