Let’s think of good lies to use as excuses for graduating
aside from “bunion“, “modeling ambitions” and
“studying abroad” and send them to UFA
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:47:41.84 0
The reasons the office give out have gradually gotten so bad, I just feel sorry for them now. So let’s help out the silly office by coming up with good excuses they can use instead!
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:48:45.55 0
“Musical differences.”
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:49:23.72 0
Having to inherit the family business.
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:49:31.45 0
“Various circumstances.”
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:49:51.18 0
The way they handled Kanna, making her take a vacation for a couple of months because of a “bunion” and then firing her just made it look like one big lie.
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:52:04.78 0
Aspirations of becoming a dental technician.
30: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:52:36.30 0
“I just don’t have the physical strength anymore.”
34: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:53:22.85 0
>>30
What are they, wrestlers? (laughs)
56: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 21:00:32.57 0
“There must be more to my dream than this.”
80: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 21:10:28.20 0
“Tsunku’s songs are so embarrassing, I don’t want to sing them anymore.”
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:55:01.70 0
Because “it’s time.“
A H!P Sports Festival
you wouldn’t want to attend
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:30:57.70 0
Everyone in the audience apart from me would be Indians.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:36:02.02 O
Yajima obviously half-assing it.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:36:53.65 0
Aibon sitting next to me in the audience.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:37:59.68 0
Everyone in the audience apart from me munching on the contents of their home-made lunch boxes.
22: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:41:09.92 0
Every wota in the audience hasn’t showered for a month.
36: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:46:24.82 0
A separate VIP seating area for the members’ boyfriends.
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:47:16.37 0
Everyone suddenly breaking into a song during a good part in a game as if they were in a musical.
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:48:21.80 0
A competition of who could undress Tsunku the fastest.
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:50:42.74 0
One of the sponsors would be an AV company and they’d suddenly start filming a new porn movie in the middle of the arena.
81: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:07:36.50 O
Some members getting caught with doping.
91: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:13:34.13 0
Hooligans throwing smoke bombs.
104: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:23:30.15 0
Some member giving the referee a bribe in full view of the wota.
107: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:24:58.97 O
Some members obviously suffering from a hangover.
108: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:25:35.71 0
Tsunku suddenly deciding he wants to run the 1500m race and ending up passed out from lack of oxygen.
148: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:38:34.70 0
The members staring at us wota with binoculars.
288: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 06:24:28.59 O
The wota all dressed really fashionably.
425: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 07:34:31.52 0
Someone would have hidden Reina’s shoes so she’d have to run barefooted.
511: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 13:49:47.36 O
The tables are turned and it’s the wota who have to do all the sports. The H!P members would all watch us while jeering and laughing their asses off.
Common occurrences with H!P
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 10:22:14.55 0
Public apologies with all the members.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 10:22:46.16 0
Members not attending concerts.
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 10:22:46.33 0
Ugly members getting hugely popular.
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 11:50:09.27 0
Being a good singer and yet the office not letting you sing.
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 11:42:03.06 0
Someone gaining weight the instant you don’t watch their TV appearances for a while.
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 13:41:26.85 0
The group always having to have the one fat member. (The member in charge of that right now is Michishige, by the way.)
26: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 12:03:50.42 0
Not having any work after graduating.
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 13:31:43.75 0
But if instead of “graduating” you “retire” from the group, you’ll have even more work than before.
An Ogawa Makoto you wouldn’t like to see
when she comes back to Japan
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 06:56:44.98 O
An Ogawa who speaks English.
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 06:58:46.26 0
Dreadlocks.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 06:59:26.16 O
Not wearing a bra would be her new default.
34: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 07:58:15.29 O
Making her triumphal return to Japan after her solo version of “Sukiyaki” (Musume album song) became a no. 1 hit in America.
40: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 08:03:58.46 0
I’d hate it if she was constantly saying stuff like “well, you know, in America it’s…“
57: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 08:20:57.92 O
She’d have picked up an inexplicable policy of not just not shaving her armpit hair, but making it a point of showing it to everyone.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 07:07:25.45 0
Invariably always ending her sentences with the English word “motherfucker.”
°C-ute’s Umeda Erika to graduate;
here’s a comment directly from herself
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 17:56:59.03 0
نشخختعه
جط عج افهشضصخه
سعهربةثعهئهبتهظ طجىةزظ
ضشسصيثقبفلاغعتهنخمحجنهعائىعغليغ هغلبف خ فقث ة
رَحَلتُ جَنوبا…رحلت شمالا
ولافائدهْ
فقهوةُ كلِ المقاهي ، لها نكهةٌ واحدهْ
وكلُ النساءِ لهنّ – إذا ما تعرّينَ
رائحةٌ واحدهْ
وكل رجالِ القبيلةِ لايمْضَغون الطعامْ
ويلتهمون النساءَ بثانيةٍ واحدهْ
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 17:57:33.43 0
Hurry! Someone translate it!!!
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 18:01:34.41 0
Dammit. That gave me a good laugh.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 18:01:53.10 O
Well, if it’s that sort of circumstances then I guess her graduation can’t be helped.
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 18:08:18.69 0
Hey, she forgot to praise Allah for being the greatest at the end!
33: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 18:18:57.85 0
I’m just surprised my computer can actually display those characters.
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 18:40:13.53 0
ﾘl|*´∀｀l|＜ الله اكبر
“Inshouha Renoir no you ni”
is such an awesome song
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/02/09(金) 16:48:07.87 0
Shibata Ayumi is especially great in it.
2: ￣￣￣￣￣|/￣￣￣￣￣￣ 2007/02/09(金) 16:48:58.54 0
We asked gyaru walking around Shibuya and Harajuku:
“Who is a celebrity that you’ve been told you look like?”
97: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/28(土) 18:04:35.97 0
(Subtitle: “Someone mistook me as her when I was walking around Harajuku.”)
Ishikawa is making promises to go
out drinking with a male staff member!
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:35:27.09 0
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:36:37.62 0
Oh wow, you’re right.
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:38:49.69 0
Well, she’s an adult now…
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:51:22.81 0
Staff: “Hey, Rika-chan. How about a drink or two after work?”
Ishikawa: “Huh? I don’t know, being asked so suddenly…”
Staff: “I can do something even better for you afterwards…”
Ishikawa: “… How big are you?”
Staff: “Around this big.”
Ishikawa: “I’ll pass.”
56: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 10:30:21.67 0
I get that this is the result of some still image trickery, but even so, finding a frame where someone’s fingers are exactly like that can’t be an easy task.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:52:13.51 0
>>14
So it was his size he was showing her. (laughs)
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:59:10.32 0
He would’ve gotten an “OK” if he was just a little bit bigger, huh.
Henkka: Speaking of bunions, here’s a classic Kanna gif.
Sources: http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51668966.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50669663.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51161675.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50561127.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50969879.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51557633.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50536712.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50461665.html
“Having to inherit the family business.”
One of the guys from ALMA KAMANIITO did this.
That one was my favorite haha
Yay, got Tsunku in a pond!
> A H!P Sports Festival you wouldn’t want to attend
Wow, these are so terrible. Made me laugh pretty hard.
“425: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 07:34:31.52 0
Someone would have hidden Reina’s shoes so she’d have to run barefooted.”
Wait, why wouldn’t someone want to watch this? I can just imagine Reina’s yankee demeanour shattered by the indignity as she discovers her inner masochist.
“Invariably always ending her sentences with the English word “motherfucker.””
Too bad this didn’t happen, it would have been epic.
Knowing Ogawa, she’d be dropping it left and right without any idea of what it actually meant, LOL
And I completely agree, it would be absolutely hilarious
XD
I wanted to hear her say it with a thick New Zealand accent.
I laughed hard at Erika’s part.
>511: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 13:49:47.36 O
The tables are turned and it’s the wota who have to do all the sports. The H!P members would all watch us while jeering and laughing their asses off.
I would pay good money to see this. In fact, I think many wota would absolutely love this idea…
Someone make this happen please! <3
Damn this Tsunku flower background goes well with >>44 about the Sports Festivals. What have you done Henkka D:
When it’s Fukumura’s turn, the princess will finally realize that only the truth will set her free. So, on that day she announces her graduation, she will finally come clean to the public on the real reason why she had to leave:
Fukumura: I’m sorry if this might come as a shock to all of you, but I have decided to retire from MM and H!P because three months earlier, I have been fucked by pussypounder-san and I have naively allowed him to give me a creampie. As a result of the Nakadashi, I am now three months pregnant carrying his baby. As Pussypounder-san has agreed to take responsibility for impregnating me, I shall take mine by voluntarily resigning from Hello Project and Morning Musume effective immediately.
Lacks variety
Not bad,
Maybe stick to a classic 3 act structure, introduce a new character or two halfway and add a few plot twists. then pad it out to be ten times longer. You’ll be a million dollar author in no time.
Good point about the meaning of “graduated” and “retired” being seemingly switched.
……….I suddenly miss Melon Kinenbi with the mention of Shibata Ayumi :<
Dropping 8 threads at once, the madness lol
-That Umeda graduation comment got me, i chuckled a bit
-Kanna must’ve had the worst bunion ever in the history of mankind
-Im quite curious now as to what Charmy was talking about, that wondering may haunt me for the near foreseeable future
-U dont know how much i’ve thinking about the revival of the H!P sports festival, i’ve been thinking about this even before this was posted… I wanna see so badly the next gen go head to head against each other cause all of them are quite athletic, more-so than the average member of the past… I personally think the Yajima would be outclassed by the new gen and that either Riho, Eripon, or Takechan would come out on top, Rikako would also do some damage
damn, murakami looks beautiful. doesn’t she look like matsuura in some way…? it might have een great if she continued…
and that matsuura look-alike, i was more likely expecting it to be nakazawa xD
Terada promised me a solo line in the next song if I would ** him.. But I have been ******* him for years now.. I haven’t got more than two line.. That’s why I’m graduating..
Nope. He makes good on his end of the deal. Takahashi knows.
Is that’s why she shacked up with a wife-beating (not to mention unfunny) comedian who drove his previous wife to suicide?
that sounds scary..
Lol. Anyone remembers in Hellopro time one of the fortune teller Ai-chan and Reina went to told them Ai-Chan marriage would end up in a divorce?
I always think about that when I think about ai-chan and that comedian’s marriage omg
No, she did that because she’s an idiot. She ruined Momusu because she was Tsunku’s pet. What that actually entailed, who knows. But don’t tell anyone their idol world is just the same sleazy showbiz…
More like Michishige knows..
Funny how that started after Takahashi left.
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