Wota in Translation

Let’s think of good lies to use as excuses for graduating
aside from “bunion“, “modeling ambitions” and
“studying abroad” and send them to UFA

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:47:41.84 0
The reasons the office give out have gradually gotten so bad, I just feel sorry for them now. So let’s help out the silly office by coming up with good excuses they can use instead!

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:48:45.55 0
“Musical differences.”

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:49:23.72 0
Having to inherit the family business.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:49:31.45 0
“Various circumstances.”

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:49:51.18 0
The way they handled Kanna, making her take a vacation for a couple of months because of a “bunion” and then firing her just made it look like one big lie.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:52:04.78 0
Aspirations of becoming a dental technician.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:52:36.30 0
“I just don’t have the physical strength anymore.”

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:53:22.85 0
>>30
What are they, wrestlers? (laughs)

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 21:00:32.57 0
“There must be more to my dream than this.”

80: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 21:10:28.20 0
“Tsunku’s songs are so embarrassing, I don’t want to sing them anymore.”

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/09/19(土) 20:55:01.70 0
Because “it’s time.“

A H!P Sports Festival
you wouldn’t want to attend

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:30:57.70 0
Everyone in the audience apart from me would be Indians.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:36:02.02 O
Yajima obviously half-assing it.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:36:53.65 0
Aibon sitting next to me in the audience.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:37:59.68 0
Everyone in the audience apart from me munching on the contents of their home-made lunch boxes.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:41:09.92 0
Every wota in the audience hasn’t showered for a month.

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:46:24.82 0
A separate VIP seating area for the members’ boyfriends.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:47:16.37 0
Everyone suddenly breaking into a song during a good part in a game as if they were in a musical.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:48:21.80 0
A competition of who could undress Tsunku the fastest.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 04:50:42.74 0
One of the sponsors would be an AV company and they’d suddenly start filming a new porn movie in the middle of the arena.

81: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:07:36.50 O
Some members getting caught with doping.

91: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:13:34.13 0
Hooligans throwing smoke bombs.

104: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:23:30.15 0
Some member giving the referee a bribe in full view of the wota.

107: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:24:58.97 O
Some members obviously suffering from a hangover.

108: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:25:35.71 0
Tsunku suddenly deciding he wants to run the 1500m race and ending up passed out from lack of oxygen.

148: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 05:38:34.70 0
The members staring at us wota with binoculars.

288: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 06:24:28.59 O
The wota all dressed really fashionably.

425: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 07:34:31.52 0
Someone would have hidden Reina’s shoes so she’d have to run barefooted.

511: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/03/13(月) 13:49:47.36 O
The tables are turned and it’s the wota who have to do all the sports. The H!P members would all watch us while jeering and laughing their asses off.

Common occurrences with H!P

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 10:22:14.55 0
Public apologies with all the members.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 10:22:46.16 0
Members not attending concerts.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 10:22:46.33 0
Ugly members getting hugely popular.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 11:50:09.27 0
Being a good singer and yet the office not letting you sing.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 11:42:03.06 0
Someone gaining weight the instant you don’t watch their TV appearances for a while.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 13:41:26.85 0
The group always having to have the one fat member. (The member in charge of that right now is Michishige, by the way.)

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 12:03:50.42 0
Not having any work after graduating.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/02/04(土) 13:31:43.75 0
But if instead of “graduating” you “retire” from the group, you’ll have even more work than before.

An Ogawa Makoto you wouldn’t like to see
when she comes back to Japan

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 06:56:44.98 O
An Ogawa who speaks English.

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 06:58:46.26 0
Dreadlocks.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 06:59:26.16 O
Not wearing a bra would be her new default.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 07:58:15.29 O
Making her triumphal return to Japan after her solo version of “Sukiyaki” (Musume album song) became a no. 1 hit in America.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 08:03:58.46 0
I’d hate it if she was constantly saying stuff like “well, you know, in America it’s…“

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 08:20:57.92 O
She’d have picked up an inexplicable policy of not just not shaving her armpit hair, but making it a point of showing it to everyone.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/08/29(火) 07:07:25.45 0
Invariably always ending her sentences with the English word “motherfucker.”

°C-ute’s Umeda Erika to graduate;
here’s a comment directly from herself

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 17:56:59.03 0

نشخختعه
جط عج افهشضصخه
سعهربةثعهئهبتهظ طجىةزظ
ضشسصيثقبفلاغعتهنخمحج

نهعائىعغليغ هغلبف خ فقث ة

رَحَلتُ جَنوبا…رحلت شمالا
ولافائدهْ
فقهوةُ كلِ المقاهي ، لها نكهةٌ واحدهْ
وكلُ النساءِ لهنّ – إذا ما تعرّينَ
رائحةٌ واحدهْ
وكل رجالِ القبيلةِ لايمْضَغون الطعامْ
ويلتهمون النساءَ بثانيةٍ واحدهْ

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 17:57:33.43 0
Hurry! Someone translate it!!!

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 18:01:34.41 0
Dammit. That gave me a good laugh.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 18:01:53.10 O
Well, if it’s that sort of circumstances then I guess her graduation can’t be helped.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 18:08:18.69 0
Hey, she forgot to praise Allah for being the greatest at the end!

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 18:18:57.85 0
I’m just surprised my computer can actually display those characters.

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/11/19(水) 18:40:13.53 0
ﾘl|*´∀｀l|＜ الله اكبر

“Inshouha Renoir no you ni”
is such an awesome song

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/02/09(金) 16:48:07.87 0
Shibata Ayumi is especially great in it.

2: ￣￣￣￣￣|/￣￣￣￣￣￣ 2007/02/09(金) 16:48:58.54 0

We asked gyaru walking around Shibuya and Harajuku:
“Who is a celebrity that you’ve been told you look like?”

97: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/28(土) 18:04:35.97 0

(Subtitle: “Someone mistook me as her when I was walking around Harajuku.”)

Ishikawa is making promises to go
out drinking with a male staff member!

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:35:27.09 0

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:36:37.62 0
Oh wow, you’re right.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:38:49.69 0
Well, she’s an adult now…

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:51:22.81 0
Staff: “Hey, Rika-chan. How about a drink or two after work?”
Ishikawa: “Huh? I don’t know, being asked so suddenly…”
Staff: “I can do something even better for you afterwards…”
Ishikawa: “… How big are you?”
Staff: “Around this big.”
Ishikawa: “I’ll pass.”

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 10:30:21.67 0
I get that this is the result of some still image trickery, but even so, finding a frame where someone’s fingers are exactly like that can’t be an easy task.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:52:13.51 0
>>14
So it was his size he was showing her. (laughs)

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/01/08(日) 08:59:10.32 0
He would’ve gotten an “OK” if he was just a little bit bigger, huh.

Henkka: Speaking of bunions, here’s a classic Kanna gif.

Sources: http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51668966.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50669663.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51161675.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50561127.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50969879.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51557633.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50536712.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50461665.html