1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:49:20.29 0
I can’t see her myself so could someone tell me what she looks like?
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:51:30.89 0
Ah, you mean Yumichon aka Naito Yumi-chan. It’s a pity you aren’t able to see a girl as cute as her.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:52:51.50 0
She looks like Angelina Jolie.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:55:35.14 O
I’ve only had experience with sex workers so I can only see her faintly.
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:53:02.91 0
…What?
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:54:35.87 0
>>4
What? You can’t see her?
Look at their group pic and you should see her in there with all the other members.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:56:07.49 0
No way this is true. There’s no extra member. I have a 1.2 eyesight and I can only see 10 members.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:58:28.61 0
>>11
It has nothing to do with eyesight.
This is exactly why you’re still a virgin.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:56:56.43 0
I was surprised when I first saw her on TV right after I’d lost my virginity. She doesn’t have much in the boobs department, but she’s very pretty with her short black hair.
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:00:53.84 0
She’s on good terms with Gaki-san and it seems like Fujimoto respects her, too.
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:01:18.42 0
She’s a vital part of the H!M comedy skits.
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:03:32.04 O
>>23
Apparently she’s also the one inside the bunny costume in the Zekkyo commercial segment.
27: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:02:49.28 O
But the tradeoff is that only virgins are able to see a girl called Michishige.
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:04:21.49 0
Huh, some people can’t see Sayu!?
In that case I’m better off being a virgin forever…
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:35:07.18 0
Does that mean that if you were to penetrate Sayu, you’d no longer be able to see her…?
33: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:05:42.48 O
You guys have been ignoring her at handshake events all this time.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:06:17.58 0
Does she herself realize that there are people who can’t see her?
Now I feel kind of sorry for her…
36: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:06:48.08 0
Apparently Tsunku can’t see her either.
42: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:10:43.12 O
Yumichon, both the ace and the least popular member of the group.
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:15:48.11 O
Damn, it’s no wonder I thought Musume was lacking something these days.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:18:27.47 O
Threads about Yumichon hardly ever get any replies on this board.
51: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:22:19.41 0
I still remember that famous scene when Natsu-sensei, after seeing Yumi-chon’s dancing at her temple training camp, commented “…I’ve been completely defeated.“
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:25:34.48 O
Yumichon is awesome.
56: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:27:17.44 O
Someone upload pics of Yumichon.
58: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:31:58.38 0
>>56
Even if someone did, the virgins would only get a “Not Found” error if they clicked on it. Same thing happened to me back when I was a virgin.
57: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:28:11.38 0
I’ll never forgive Michishige for stealing Yumichon’s “scissorhands, scissorhands!” pose and making it into usa-chan peace.
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:34:16.67 O
>>57
Yeah, that pissed me off as well. I feel so sorry for Yumichon.
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:34:26.15 0
Yumipyon’s power of invisibility is too powerful.
71: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:43:40.75 0
How awesome is this?
http://scissorhands.photo.cc/files/data/yumichon99312.jpg
72: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:44:27.29 0
Not Found…
73: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:44:53.03 0
orz
102: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 09:22:22.53 O
Sayu and Yumichon are like two sides of the same coin.
120: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 10:36:56.22 0
It’s not that you can’t physically see her. It’s just that your brain makes it so that you don’t realize you’re seeing her, for your own protection. Your brain filters out all the inconvenient truths for you.
121: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 10:38:08.14 0
>>120
Kind of like my grandma. (laughs)
129: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 16:03:31.83 0
Lately I’ve been wondering about the empty spaces on the walls at Hello Shops, especially the Ueno store. I guess this explains it.
143: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 21:27:49.26 0
A-ah… Yumichon…? Y-yeah, that girl’s really cute, isn’t she… H-hah… Ha ha ha…
144: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 21:30:43.74 0
Do tell us what Yumichon’s hairstyle is like then.
148: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 22:50:58.65 0
>>144
W-well, it’s the… y-you know, like, a… a pretty modern hairstyle…
154: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/29(木) 02:33:33.41 O
Yumichon… I can’t see you, Yumichon…
Henkka: Rivals as they may be, the picture below has always been one of my favorite two-shots with Sayu and Yumichon. Just how cute are these two together?
Source: http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50894729.html
Ahaha
“36: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:06:48.08 0
Apparently Tsunku can’t see her either.”
I first found this comment very concerning, then I realized it was written before his kids were born.
Wow wow wow this is a little creepy O___O better check it with my non-virgin best guy friend then
S-she’s p-pretty I g-guess…..
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 08:35:07.18 0
Does that mean that if you were to penetrate Sayu, you’d no longer be able to see her…?
That’s why butt hole exists.
But that counts for the penetrating side, right?
You silly man. It’s not you who penetrate the butt hole.. Sayu is the one who will do the thrusting into the butt hole
I’m sure she’d vanish long before that happened.
I”ve had dreams just like…
…better make that nightmares.
If you look at the picture and use an onahole (or similar items), she appears as a ghostly visage of angelic beauty.
> Henkka: Rivals as they may be, the picture below has always been one of my favorite two-shots with Sayu and Yumichon. Just how cute are these two together?
Hey! How are you managing to see both of them?
It’s the beard. Having a beard unlocks all mysteries of the universe. I’m adding that into the Yumichon canon.
Your beard must be more impressive than mine…
I guess I shouldn’t have shaved back in March…
I want to touch Henkka’s beard……
You have a better chance of touching Sayumi’s pubes
Since Henkka was born with his beard, then he was born without virginity….obviously!
It all makes sense now…
Yumichon is Tsunku’s personal bitch…. rumors say she was a regular at Tsunku’s newyear gangbang blast… is it true?
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It’s sad how so few people went to Yumichon’s graduation concert…
I’m surprised you didn’t stutter as you said that. Sorry but Yumichon is still in MM. We’ve been still active posting Yumichon stuff on her thread on Hello! Online. Too bad some people can’t see the thread nor her Wiki page.
Are you guys sure this isn’t Kimura-san? I swear Fujimoto was talking
about her to Sayu during the H!P Countdown MC and Sayu didn’t know who she was. So it’s safe to say Sayumi is still a virgin… for now.
Why can I see Michishige then?
Why can’t I see Yumichon?
Its in reverse
Awww… look at the non-virgin. Hey everybody! Come here and check out the non-virgin.
Happy now? :)
It’s so sad. He’ll never get to wear a stylish wizard hat like me.
I always wondered why they were called “Guardians 4” when there were clearly 5 members.
It’s funny how Michishige and Eririn were always hanging out with Yumichon but Reina never did seem to notice her.
Is Yumichon on the Comment box?
Please tell me…..
What’s this? idol creepypasta?
Yumichon was the heart and soul of the Platinum Era.
I’ve always wondered why Sayu is leader instead of Yumichon, but I guess it doesn’t really matter.
It’s rather disturbing to see the name “Naito Yumi” thrown about so carelessly both here and on 2ch…
To clarify, I first saw the alias “Naito Yumi” used as a placeholder name in an idol-related ghost story, or rather urban legend, that had circulated at some point prior.
In summary:
A girl auditioned for her favorite idol group; she ended up rejected, as many do, but later killed herself out of depression. Time went by, and people forgot. I’ve never seen the girl’s, nor the group’s, actual name revealed.
Then a girl started showing up in the crowd at concerts. Most fans didn’t pay her any mind, but the few that did realized she wouldn’t dance or follow along to the music at all. She just stood there, blankly staring at the stage for a portion of the show, until people lost sight of her (usually when the lights were dimmed or simply due to the movement of the crowd).
At the time (sometime around or over five years ago), supposedly there would be at least one report per month from anonymous fans that would claim to have seen her in the crowd, only to have lost track of her at some point later. Photographic evidence, oddly enough, never seemed to surface. The weirdest thing about all of this was that it wasn’t happening around just one idol group – the girl was being spotted around many different amateur idol groups in the greater Tokyo area at the time.
It’s inevitable that stories like this pop up around groups from time to time…it’s just odd to see the name “Naito Yumi”, after so long, being used in such a…strikingly similar way.
Thanks for sharing with us, Henkka ^_^
2 is clearly the ghost of Naito Yumi who is using the minds of the 2ch users to get that slight bit of recognition she always craved in life.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:56:56.43 0
I was surprised when I first saw her on TV right after I’d lost my virginity. She doesn’t have much in the boobs department, but she’s very pretty with her short black hair.
So this guy saw had seen her around Wagamama days. Maybe he’s the one who took this photo after seeing her behind Haruna and Masaki: http://i.imgur.com/QlcWcbHl.jpg
I should not have zoomed in on her face…
hqahahahaha this thread is epic!