(Note: English translations in orange.)
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:18:07.52 0
辞めちゃうかも (Yamechau Kamo)
I Might Quit
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:20:10.52 0
なんちゃって勤務 (Nanchatte Kinmu)
Meaningless Work
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:22:41.71 0
君は定時 私はサビ残後に帰宅 (Kimi wa Teiji Watashi wa Sabizan Go ni Kitaku)
You Go Home On Time, I Go Home After Working Overtime for Free
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:25:13.72 0
リストラ ブルー
Restructure Blue
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:33:00.06 0
嫌いな先輩 (Kirai na Senpai)
The Senior I Hate
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:34:50.35 0
肉体は正直に疲労ス (Nikutai wa Shoujiki ni Hirou-su)
My Body Is Seriously Worn Out
27: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:37:04.90 0
働き過ぎる事はないのよ (Hatarakisugiru Koto wa nai no yo)
There’s No Such Thing as Working Too Much
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:37:07.52 O
私の能力に気付かない鈍感な上司 (Watashi no Nouryoku ni Kizukanai Donkan na Joushi)
My Thickheaded Boss Who Won’t Recognize My Talent
30: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:37:32.45 0
残業コレクション (Zangyou Collection)
Overtime Collection
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:39:15.10 O
笑顔YES空虚 (Egao YES Kuukyo)
YES Empty Smile
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:42:02.14 O
残業代なしでは生きていけない (Zangyoudai Nashi de wa Ikite Yukenai)
I Can’t Live Without My Overtime Pay
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:43:58.22 0
自信持って 夢を持って 辞めてやるから (Jishin Motte Yume wo Motte Yamete Yaru Kara)
I’ll Take My Self-Confidence and My Dreams and I’ll Quit
44: 名無し 2012/06/07(木) 21:45:17.29 0
さぼり (Sabori)
Being Lazy
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:47:04.11 0
俺が働かなくてなぜいけない (Ore ga Hatarakanakute Naze Ikenai)
Why Can’t I Just Not Work?
53: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:51:30.13 0
いつもの始発列車 (Itsumono Shihatsu Ressha)
First Train Every Day
57: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:53:41.07 0
嫌味チクリ (Iyami Chirari)
The Spreading Unpleasantness
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:54:14.40 O
この無理を重ねて (Kono Muri wo Kasanete)
Piling Up All This Overdoing It
64: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:55:23.03 0
使われすぎることはないのよ (Tsukawaresugiru Koto wa Nai no yo)
There’s No Such Thing as Being Used Too Much
66: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:55:32.39 0
YEAH めっちゃ休日出勤 (YEAH Meccha Kyuujitsu Shukkin)
YEAH Meccha Working On a Holiday
78: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:59:04.43 0
休みたかっただけなのに (Yasumitakatta dake na no ni)
Even Though I Just Wanted to Rest
79: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:59:20.20 0
残業ING (ZangyouING)
OverworkING
85: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:00:49.74 0
Endless work
87: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:01:17.93 0
働きたくない… (Hatarakitakunai…)
I Don’t Want to Work…
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 21:28:19.89 0
ああ、夜が明ける (Aa, Yo ga Akeru)
Ah, The Dawn is Breaking
93: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:03:56.47 0
社畜に幸あれ (Shachiku ni Sachi Are)
All the Best to Corporate Slaves
96: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:05:11.16 0
気まぐれ支店長 (Kimagure Shitenchou)
Moody Branch Manager
97: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:05:29.13 0
今日は残業なのに、今すぐ酒が飲みたい (Kyou wa Zangyou na no ni, Ima Sugu Sake ga Nomitai)
Even Though I Have Overtime Today, I Want to Drink Alcohol Right Now
98: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:05:49.82 O
なんちゅう媚びを売ってるぅ YOU KNOW? (Nanchuu Kobi wo Utteruu YOU KNOW?)
What a Way of Kissing Ass, YOU KNOW?
102: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:06:31.87 0
家へ帰ろう sad ver. (Ie e Kaerou sad ver.)
Going Home sad ver.
107: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:07:20.26 0
自主退職キテル (Jishu Taishoku Kiteru)
Voluntary Retirement is Coming
108: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:07:28.71 0
スッペシャル デフレーション
Special Deflation
111: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:08:47.13 0
無能です。上司なのに (Munou Desu. Joushi na no ni)
He’s Incompetent. Even Though He’s My Boss
116: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:09:26.60 0
涙の止まらない給料 (Namida no Tomaranai Kyuuryou)
The Tears That Won’t Stop Because of My Salary
130: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:12:14.50 0
あかん (Akan)
Hopeless
131: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:13:33.49 0
Some of their song titles would make you want to cry even without any changes. (laughs)
143: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:18:17.35 0
1から10まで教えてほしい (1 Kara 10 Made Oshiete Hoshii)
I Want You to Tell Me How to Do Everything From A to Z
145: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:20:03.59 O
YAH! 辞めたい! (YAH! Yametai!)
YAH! I Want to Quit!
148: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:20:49.72 0
金あらばIT’S ALL RIGHT (Kane Araba IT’S ALL RIGHT)
As Long As You Have Money IT’S ALL RIGHT
151: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:21:35.72 i
サマーナイトダウン (Summer Night Down)
Feeling Down On a Summer Night
152: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:21:37.15 0
肩重い。 (Kata Omoi.)
Stiff shoulders.
153: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:21:37.47 0
帰りたいロンリークリスマス (Kaeritai Lonely Christmas)
I Want to Go Home Lonely Christmas
155: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:22:18.10 0
君は資産家私は自転車操業で火の車 (Kimi wa Shisanka Watashi wa Jitensha Sougyou de Hi no Kuruma)
You Are Wealthy, I Am in a Desperate Financial Situation, Only Barely Scraping By
166: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:26:00.08 O
定時で帰ってなぜイケナイ (Teiji de Kaette Naze Ikenai)
Why Can I Not Just Go Home When My Work Is Supposed to End?
167: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:26:01.91 0
ロマンティック疲れモード (Romantic Tsukare Mode)
Romantic Fatigue Mode
171: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:27:45.80 0
FOREVER WORK
175: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:28:16.07 0
血圧アガール (Ketsuatsu Agaaru)
Blood Pressure Rising
177: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:28:26.33 i
この会社の倒産を本気で願ってるんだよ (Kono Kaisha no Tousan wo Honki de Negatterun da yo)
I’m Really Wishing for This Company’s Bankruptcy
178: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:28:37.83 0
働いてる (Hataraiteru)
Working
179: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:28:44.16 0
赤い預金通帳 (Akai Yokintsuuchou)
Bankbook in the Red
182: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:29:56.14 0
100回のMISS (100kai no MISS)
100 MISTAKES
184: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:31:00.75 i
ドッキドキ上司メール (Dokkidoki Joushi Mail)
Heart Racing! Mail From My Boss
209: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:39:25.18 i
出勤すぎて バカみたい (Shukkin Sugite Baka Mitai)
I’m At Work So Much I Look Like a Fool
212: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:40:29.46 0
KUBIYADE
YOU’RE FIRED
214: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:40:39.62 0
電車待ってます (Densha Mattemasu)
Waiting for the Train
216: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:41:46.05 0
かみん (Kamin)
Lower Class People
217: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:43:01.01 i
だって生きてかなくちゃ (Datte Ikitekanakucha)
‘Cause I Have to Keep on Livin’
226: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:47:12.84 0
夢みる35歳 (Yume Miru 35sai)
Dreaming 35-Year-Old
250: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:59:15.32 0
ホントの身分 (Honto no Mibun)
My Actual Social Standing
284: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/08(金) 02:21:06.60 0
I thought this theme might be too difficult to work with, but I really have to tip my hat to you guys.
285: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/08(金) 02:24:19.52 0
この人事の不幸を本気で願ってるんだよ！ (Kono Jinji no Fukou wo Honki de Negatterun da yo!)
I’m Really Wishing for the Unhappiness of All My Co-Workers!
193: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/06/07(木) 22:34:03.67 i
泣き出すかもしれないよ (Nakidasu Kamo Shirenai)
I Might Burst Into Tears
Henkka: How about:
きっと過労死が出来る方法 (Kitto Karoshi ga Dekiru Houhou)
A Guaranteed Way to Achieve Death from Overwork
Source: http://blog.livedoor.jp/mbcmsm/archives/8361675.html
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LOL, i may need a playlist of all these songs so i can get through my own crappy job… These titles really get me, they know my pain :)
Airi Suzuki – Remebmer You (no need to be changed)
給料さえ貰えば何も要らない (Kyuuryou sae moraeba nani mo iranai)
As long as I get my salary, I don’t need anything else
I laughed way too hard at these because omg all the overwork/overtime ones apply to my life.
Here’s a few to throw onto the pile:
金さえいれば何もいらない (Kane Sae Ireba Nani mo Iranai)
I don’t need anything else if I had money
貧乏の少女A (Binbou no Shoujo A)
Impoverished Girl A
苦労の定義 (Kurou no Teigi)
The Meaning of Hardship
いつもと同じ残業で (Itsumo to Onaji Zangyou de)
Just Your Usual Overtime
もっと給料ほしいの (Motto Kyuryou Hoshii no)
I Just Want More Pay
気まぐれ上司 (Kimagure Joushi)
Fickle Boss
首の代わりに (Kubi no Kawari ni)
Instead of being fired
What’s Up? まだ会社にいるなのよ (What’s Up? Mada Kaisha ni Iru na no yo)
What’s Up? I’m Still in the Office
無職嫌だのままで (Mushoku Iyada no Mama de)
While I Hate Being Jobless
賃金奴隷の心理学 (Chingin Dorei no Shingaku)
The Psychology of a Wage Slave
Someone please stop me. (You can tell I really hate my job XD)
>What’s Up? I’m Still in the Office
If I had been trying to drink something, it would be all over the goddamn floor right now. Absolutely hilarious =D
上司かしまし物語 (Joushi kashimashi monogatari)
Story of my noisy boss
直感2 ～逃したボーナスは大きいぞ (Chokan 2 – Nogashita Bonasu wa ooki zo)
Intuition 2 – The bonus we let slip was huge!
しょうがない 残業が多い人 (Shouganai Zangyou ga ooi hito)
Helpless, person with alot of overtime
OK I need to get a life
Don’t worry you’re in good company.
私が辞任前に勝手に解雇されないでね (Watashi ga Jinin Mae ni Katte ni Kaikosarenai de ne)
Don’t Fire Me Before I Get the Chance To Quit
(This actually happened lmao)
>Don’t Fire Me Before I Get the Chance To Quit
I’ve been in that position before, too. Up-voted for truth and win!
Ok last ones before bed.
転職誘惑 (Tenshoku Yuuwaku)
Temptation to Job-Hop
サヨナラ “もう社員でいられないの” (Sayonara “Mou Shain de Irarenai no”)
Goodbye “I can’t stay as an employee any longer”)
Ok goodnight everyone XD
What a great thread. Had me laughing all the way through :)
I love this too much!
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「寝坊です。バイトなのに…」 (“Nebou desu. Baito na no ni…”)
“I Slept In. Even Though I Have a Shift…”
Salaryman’s Twilight?
DEADCOLD HE@RT?
Runaway From Work??
mina ga kirai?
Hate! Hate! Hate!
Take It Easy Forever!
DEEP DEBTS
Drunk all my CIDER
OVER THE HUMAN RIGHTS
Internet Marketing
Slave Forever
Asian Depression
My Boss Is A Monkey Dance
BOMB BOMB RUN!
>BOMB BOMB RUN!
^^THIS. Absolutely, without a doubt, THIS^^
Well played!
WOW, this thread made me laugh even harder than the Unpopular Opinions one where we all bitched the hell out of one another.
I kept laughing all the way through the translation, and continued for the full length of the comments section! Many of you posted some pure comedy gold here. It seemed fitting that, at the time I read this page, the final altered song title was “BOMB BOMB RUN!” At that point, I couldn’t help but drop my keyboard and roll off the bed, in an unintentionally painful fashion.
It was totally worth it, though! I can’t just thank Henkka this time; a big thanks to everyone involved in making this thread such a success ^_^
This thread is gold. XD
In terms of hp, this thread could arguably be platinum.
OMG this is so funny xD
lol lol lol
laughed too much XD
#41 is spot on.