1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:14:53.58 0
You fucking lowlife sleazebags!!!
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:15:27.92 0
Like hell I wouldn’t. Keep lurking forever.
3: unoちゃん ◆YiyToY94y2 2014/01/25(土) 18:16:32.50 0
H!P members don’t give me any sexual excitement. (´・ω・｀)
(Kikka doesn’t count.)
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:16:35.83 0
I don’t.
5: 飼い主募集中。。。 ◆B0VFjDorChtQ 2014/01/25(土) 18:16:50.93 0
Yuukarin.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:17:26.69 0
I watched Mano’s drama and fapped to Kaho if that counts.
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:17:37.56 0
For the most part I don’t.
Airi is the only exception.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:19:22.61 0
Well, there’s this one Airi photobook…
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:20:56.98 0
Yes, daily to Nacky without fail.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:26:23.27 0
For me, Haru.
Kudo Haru.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:27:19.43 0
I don’t and I don’t plan to either.
19: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:28:41.03 0
I just couldn’t help myself from doing so with that ex-H!P member’s “paigaeshi.”
But usually I never do.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:28:51.86 O
I used to, but not anymore.
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:30:02.11 0
You really become unable to do so as time goes on. I’ve never been to a handshake event but if I had, it’d make me even more unable to do so. I’d be too afraid to look them in the eye.
26: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:32:46.77 0
I really tried to with Maimi, but it was impossible.
I had no such problem with Airi though.
27: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:35:42.87 0
Lately, I’ve fapped to Michishige, Fukumura, Sayashi, Ishida, Airi, Nakajima, Miyamoto and Uemura. My oshi is Jurin by the way.
30: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:39:28.48 0
Oda is surprisingly fappable for me.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:41:12.27 0
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:50:31.55 0
That’s why you guys are all balding.
40: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 18:56:28.32 0
Maimi is a difficult one.
46: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 19:41:58.27 0
The H!P members I’m able to fap to:
Mo: Michishige, Fukumura, Sayashi, Kudo
Be: Shimizu, Tsugunaga, Tokunaga, Natsuyaki, Kumai
Ki: All
Su: Wada, Fukuda, Katsuta
Ji: Miyazaki, Kanazawa, Miyamoto
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 19:43:33.65 0
I yelled “Fuku-chaaaaaaann!!” when I came.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 19:47:00.24 0
Damn this is a nasty thread.
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 19:57:53.42 0
You’re the lowest.
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 19:58:56.02 0
Yeah yeah, call us lowest all you want but admit it: you do it, too.
51: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 19:59:22.79 0
Idols exist for the purpose of fapping to them.
52: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 20:01:17.18 0
Or rather, it’s rude if you don’t fap to them.
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 20:04:54.05 0
Take just a minute to think about why idols do all that swimsuit work and you’ll realize what the meaning of their job is.
58: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/01/25(土) 21:46:38.72 0
I get hard with AKB but come to H!P.
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1: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:36:09.82 0
I’m guessing it’s like every 6 guys out of 100 that do.
2: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:36:57.40 0
If you really want to, you’ll be able to fap to anyone. That’s just the way it works.
3: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:37:01.63 0
Never.
4: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:37:52.29 0
90% do.
5: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:37:58.76 0
No. It’s something that goes against accepted wota behavior.
6: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:38:13.95 0
I don’t to any members younger than 18 years old.
7: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:38:39.37 0
I do. Even to elementary school aged members.
8: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:38:52.73 0
I don’t think even 10% do so routinely.
11: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:39:32.36 0
I’ve never had a H!P-induced boner.
12: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:39:40.11 0
Miyabi-chan’s photobook was made for that purpose.
15: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:41:12.50 0
I can easily fap to anyone aside from Tamura.
18: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:41:40.76 0
I think it’s fine to do so if you’re the type of fan who doesn’t go to any events.
19: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:41:40.88 0
Probably around half of all wota do, no?
20: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:42:39.26 0
There’s no point in supporting an idol you can’t fap to.
25: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:43:51.26 0
At the end of the day, idols are fap material. Guys who think of them as being goddesses are gross. (laughs)
26: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:44:14.68 0
I have to confess: I have fapped to Karin and Oden.
29: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:45:01.78 0
>>26
Seriously? Even Oden?
27: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:44:22.57 0
Do H!P members know about wota masturbating to them? I’d especially like to know that about the S/mileage members.
32: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:45:40.24 0
There’s a rule that says when she becomes your oshi, you’re no longer allowed to fap to her.
33: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:45:44.75 0
I could fap watching Mano-chan’s face alone.
35: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:46:19.70 0
I’ve fapped to everyone aside from Maasa, Zukki, Sato and Tamura.
39: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:46:41.09 0
It’s weird how easy Mano-chan is to fap to. It’s not like her body’s even that erotic, and yet she just turns me on so much.
41: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:47:12.66 0
Guys who only fap to swimsuit pictures are amateurs.
43: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:47:42.14 0
Lately I’m fapping to Maro.
46: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:48:32.14 0
As someone’s who’s fapped to all current members of H!P, I’ll say that for me the easiest ones to fap to were Sakurakkyo and Rinapuu.
50: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:49:17.09 0
People who are able to fap to Zukki are some real soldiers.
62: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:52:38.82 0
>>50
When you get to my level, you’re able to finish within 5 minutes with someone like Zukki. Better not underestimate me.
54: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:50:10.67 0
55: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:50:27.00 0
I’m curious: if any of you guys fap to Sato, please explain what exactly you fantasize about when you’re doing so.
435: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 18:31:27.98 0
>>55
Sato has a good figure so she’s no problem. On the contrary, she’s quite usable.
60: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:52:16.79 0
Serious reply: I’ve never fapped to them. I doubt most of you guys have either.
64: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:53:49.75 0
You get addicted to Oden’s plumpness.
67: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:55:04.73 0
I’ve fapped to these countless of times.
72: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:57:05.38 0
I want to conquer all of Berryz but Captain is proving to be a huge obstacle.
76: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:58:32.51 0
I’m indebted to Karin, Sayashi and Wada.
77: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:58:41.51 0
The first H!P member I fapped to was Gaki-san.
“I’m sorry, Gaki-san! I’m so sorry, Gaki-san!!!“
…is how I was apologizing to her as I blew my load.
Now I apologize to Haru-chan.
79: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 16:59:26.16 0
Stop fapping to Take-chan. Seriously.
81: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:00:08.63 O
I’ve done it to all of Berikyuu.
84: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:00:17.56 0
The members who’ve received the largest share of fapping dedicated to them up until now are probably Abe or Goto.
88: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:01:18.19 0
>>84
You mean Ishikawa.
96: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:03:11.74 0
>>84
Gocchin. I must’ve fapped to her wearing that mourning dress a hundred times.
87: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:01:12.92 0
Only to Rokkies and Maa-chan.
92: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:02:30.34 0
Back in my teens I’d never fap to my oshi. Nowadays it’s no problem.
101: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:04:26.57 0
I’ve fapped to an erotic short story featuring H!P members.
103: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:04:39.81 O
Fapping to H!P members is normal.
115: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:08:23.04 0
When they started bringing in H!P members who are of the age where they could actually be my own children, it became harder to see them as objects to fap to.
118: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:09:11.38 0
>>115
Same here.
121: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:10:06.16 0
>>115
With me, it wouldn’t even be strange if they were my grandchildren and I’m still happily fapping away. ^ ^
120: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:09:49.89 0
You guys seriously fap to them? Christ…
122: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:10:09.32 0
I use akekasu or gravure idols for fapping. Never H!P members.
124: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:10:26.05 0
I’m 42 and yet I fantasize about doing Karin all the time.
126: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:10:40.68 0
Too disgusting.
128: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:11:17.86 0
You guys are seriously so damn disgusting.
131: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:11:46.23 0
Say it more… (breathes heavily)
135: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:12:07.72 0
Fap to porn. Don’t make H!P just a sexual device.
138: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:12:58.81 0
It’s their fault for releasing swimsuit videos and dressing them up in outfits that leave them half-naked.
141: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:13:16.40 0
For me, H!P members are girls I just purely want support. I can’t see them in a sexual way. Although I guess there’s also the fact that not many of them have any sex appeal anyway.
146: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:13:59.03 0
>>141
This.
496: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 21:55:57.12 0
>>141
What is “pure“?
145: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:13:29.23 0
I fap to Momoko three times a week. I get immense feelings of guilt though so I want to stop, but I just can’t help myself. It’s Momoko’s fault for having such a voluptuous body…
148: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:14:46.37 0
I’m constantly on the lookout for porn to watch, but eventually I always fall back to fapping to Reina’s thighs every day.
149: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:14:48.98 0
Whenever new members join, I make it a point of first fapping to them once just out of principle.
162: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:17:23.39 0
It’s not like I decided I’d never fap to them, but since I really like huge breasts there’s no girl in there who fits my sexual preference.
200: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:23:56.81 0
Who cares who or what anyone faps to.
207: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:25:50.64 0
What’s with bashing on the guys saying they just support their idols and don’t fap to them?
213: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:26:34.33 0
>>207
We’re saying it’s ridiculous to say you don’t fap to them because you support them. It’s completely unrelated. (laughs)
209: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:26:04.30 0
I’m a girl and I’ve done it. So what?
214: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:26:38.96 0
Why do you have to fap to them? Is there any reason to do so?
219: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:27:58.21 0
>>214
Is it any of your business?
230: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:30:16.96 0
If you ask a mountain climber why he’s going to climb a mountain, he’ll say “because it’s there.“
It’s the same thing with this.
If it’s not something fappable, I won’t fap to it. If it is something fappable, I will fap to it.
That’s all it is.
225: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:28:45.24 0
I’m afraid to ask: have any of you guys ever popped a boner during a show?
235: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:31:19.95 0
>>225
I’d think most people have. One time some of Maimi’s sweat flew on me and I was hard the entire show. Had to go to the toilet for a quick fap right after.
238: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:32:09.09 0
>>225
At the Naruchika Kumamoto Be-9 evening performance, there was this guy with a shoulder bag that happened to be rubbing against my penis to the music. That friction coupled with seeing the round line of Kanatomo’s ass during Ijiwaru Shinaide made me so damn hard. (laughs)
234: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:31:02.11 0
I fap to H!P members exclusively.
254: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:34:30.71 0
It could instead be said that not fapping to them even when you feel the urge to do so is impure.
You’re just lying to yourself.
259: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:35:55.42 0
Well, everyone’s free to fap or not fap to whatever they want. It’s not like you’re causing anyone any trouble. But if at a handshake event or something you ever say to any of them that you fapped to them, I’m going to dropkick you.
260: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:36:05.04 0
The guys saying they’d rather fap to H!P members than porn are seriously disgusting.
287: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:40:53.82 0
At least let me have my freedom to masturbate…
Can’t get a girlfriend…
Can’t even have a full head of hair…
Won’t you at least let me have my masturbation…
288: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:40:57.54 0
I’ve fapped to Airi about 500 times.
296: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:42:30.67 0
“Feelings of guilt“?! (laughs)
That is genuinely so damn disgusting.
310: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:43:43.16 0
There’s nothing wrong with masturbation.
No one has the right to blame you for it.
315: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:44:48.25 i
Why would anyone buy a photobook if not to fap to it?
316: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:44:49.26 0
Doesn’t this make wota of junior high school aged members all lolicon?
324: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:45:45.66 0
>>316
Guys who aren’t lolicon are few and far between.
333: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:48:04.34 0
I used to look at Berryz like they were my kids or my pets or something, always thinking about just how cute they were. But then one time I fapped to Momoko and it opened up a whole new world for me.
335: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:48:21.71 0
Nothing but perverts in this thread. Does this mean that the guys who go to the handshake events are all doing it? That makes me scared.
342: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:50:15.25 0
>>335
Obviously. Guys who don’t masturbate are abnormal.
346: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:51:07.94 0
>>335
Serious reply: it’s only like 30% who do it.
Me, I’ve been aroused by them but I’ve never masturbated to them.
350: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:52:36.28 0
Guys who think about them each and every time they fap is like 10%. People who’ve done it once or twice is like 60%.
352: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:53:31.88 0
>>350
This.
370: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:59:30.34 0
I’m in a pseudo-romance relationship with her so it’s like the same as if I was fapping while thinking about my girlfriend. Why do you keep comparing it to porn?
371: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:59:58.87 0
Feels like there’s a lot of stay-at-home fans who do so. It’s not common among the guys who come to the venues.
373: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 18:00:35.49 0
>>371
Sorry, but I do it all the time.
376: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 18:01:11.41 0
Fapping to anyone but your oshi is cheating.
382: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 18:01:59.75 0
But cheating feels good in its own way, too.
397: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 18:06:23.48 0
Girls seem to think that whenever we get a boner, we must be horny. There are times when I’ll think “man she’s hot” and nothing happens down there, and then there are times when my penis experiences a malfunction by getting hard when I’m in class concentrating on a math calculation.
443: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 18:36:29.84 0
Odasaku, the Dan Mitsu of H!P.
456: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 19:04:35.10 0
Quite a lot of wise sayings in this thread…
460: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 19:08:14.27 0
Honestly, I do get feelings of guilt.
But isn’t that what makes it good?
462: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 19:10:10.20 0
Reina is seriously fappable.
472: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 20:14:06.67 0
Even if I try, the feeling of guilt is always too much.
AKB is better for doing that sort of thing.
483: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 20:44:50.83 0
There are guys posting all kinds of perverted stuff in Sayashi’s thread, but I don’t think any of them have actually fapped to her.
485: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 20:45:37.82 0
Lately I’m fapping more and more to OG members.
497: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:00:57.93 0
I wonder if the people who do it aren’t self-conscious about how disgusting it is what they’re doing.
499: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:05:18.53 0
Even though I’m a girl I had a dream of me violating Fuku-chan. I feel so guilty I want to die…
500: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:05:39.43 0
Way back I once fapped to this unofficial picture that showed Momoko’s panties.
Just that one time.
501: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:06:01.75 0
>>500
If it was just that once, I forgive you.
504: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:07:52.69 0
I was having sex with my girlfriend at a love hotel when suddenly a Berryz song came up on the headboard controller. I felt so guilty, my semen just vanished entirely.
509: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:11:08.25 0
Compared to before, it feels like there’s less people masturbating to H!P members now. Even the erotic short story threads have all but disappeared.
510: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:11:13.79 O
Haru-chan, I’m sorry, Haru-chan!
514: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:12:32.32 0
I don’t have feelings of guilt, but whenever I’m done I make it a point of apologizing.
Like, “I’m sorry, Maimai. But it’s your fault, Maimai.”
Lately I find that it really fits Karin especially well though.
“I’m sorry, Karin. But it’s your fault, Karin.” See?
520: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:15:57.45 0
10 years ago, just once to Yasuda.
That was my first and last fap to a H!P member.
523: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:17:33.11 0
>>520
Master!
526: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:18:51.29 0
I did it just once to a Yuukarin swimsuit picture. I regret it so much.
531: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:20:34.56 0
What I wanna know is, do girl wota do it while thinking about H!P members, too?
535: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:21:35.18 0
>>531
Sometimes.
557: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:29:29.44 0
I’m going to be crying as I fap when Rihoriho makes her porn debut ten years from now.
566: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:34:05.95 0
I hadn’t done it to a H!P member up until a while back, not even once. But then the other day when when I saw that hot Wada/Fukuda bikini pictorial, I just did it — involuntarily.
576: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:40:47.76 0
I really want you to stop fapping to members who are under 18 years old.
577: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:41:11.95 0
You’re asking the impossible.
579: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:43:10.67 0
Who wouldn’t fap to this?
582: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:48:56.47 0
I buy photobooks but I’ve never fapped to them. You guys are pretty amazing for being able to.
587: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:51:26.85 0
You guys seem like the type who’d fap to even ordinary girls you like.
590: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:52:34.76 0
>>587
I do. Even now I fap to classmates, ex-girlfriends and hostesses.
589: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:52:33.98 0
Guys who don’t fap to their oshi are still inexperienced as wota.
I, too, was once the same way as you.
594: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:56:42.45 0
I feel sick to my stomach when I think about how the wota who come to the events all fap to them.
601: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 22:59:49.55 0
>>594
Every guy in the world faps. What are you going to do about it?
617: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 23:11:01.51 0
I feel sick, too.
625: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 23:18:04.62 0
Until this thread I thought people who don’t fap to their oshi were just an urban legend.
626: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 23:18:41.60 0
Since last year I’ve only been able to fap to my oshi. It seems like I’ve completely given up porn.
627: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 23:28:37.63 0
What about parody porn made of your oshi? Is that allowed or not?
628: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 23:29:48.54 0
>>627
I’ve fapped to the Momochi one over 20 times.
680: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/12(水) 01:06:46.82 0
I’m not trying to insult anyone or anything, but I really think the guys who feel that sense of guilt are amazingly pure. I seriously think so. Me, the first time I did it I just thought “man, that felt good.” I’m sorry.
688: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/12(水) 01:28:06.83 0
Not feeling that post-fap feeling of guilt is proof that you don’t really love your oshi.
689: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/12(水) 01:28:45.22 0
What the hell kind of a theory is that? (laughs)
And wait, are you then saying that “really loving” a member is a good thing?
692: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/12(水) 01:31:28.70 0
When I’ve finished fapping to my oshi, I apologize to her with a “phew… sorry as always.“
711: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/12(水) 01:41:44.32 0
It’s not quite the same as feelings of guilt, but when I’m doing it to members under 18, there’s that excitement of doing something forbidden. When I’m doing it to junior high schoolers, even more so. It feels like the fact that it’s illegal only makes it even more of an arousing taboo.
726: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/12(水) 01:49:15.61 0
H!P members are too cute to use as fapping material. I prefer to use the slightly ugly, average female friends, or some bitch that pisses me off at work.
747: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/12(水) 03:05:20.81 0
Back in high school when it was only a couple of months until graduation I thought it’d be my last chance to see high school girls from such a proximity, so I used the remaining time to fap to pretty much every classmate of mine. (laughs)
730: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/12(水) 01:51:33.43 0
I’m fapping as I read this thread.
774: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/13(木) 00:25:37.44 0
Just fapped to these.
761: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/12(水) 15:15:35.84 0
Not fapping to her even though she goes this far for you is just rude.
775: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/13(木) 01:23:45.04 0
>>774
Phew…
797: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/13(木) 23:21:36.16 0
>>774
The second pic… Phew…
780: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/13(木) 11:48:51.44 0
A lot came out, Take-chan.
I’m sorry.
But thank you for being born.
817: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/14(金) 19:06:26.09 0
You’re disgusting.
818: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/14(金) 19:12:21.44 0
You’re disgusting. Die.
820: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/14(金) 20:03:30.60 0
I’m not a lolicon so I’ve never done it to Kudo.
Never.
750: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/12(水) 04:47:27.46 0
I’m sorry.
I’m sorry…
Henkka: Being a fan of H!P exclusively and yet purely out of courtesy turning to other idols’ material when it comes time for some hand to gland combat? If that isn’t one of the most endearing yet twisted ways of trying to be an honorable gentleman, I don’t know what is.
Sources (jp): http://c-ute.doorblog.jp/archives/35921176.html, http://hayabusa3.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/morningcoffee/1394523369
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So girl-wota do it too huh.
Maimi… I’m sorry.
My first time doing it was to Sayumi.
Does Shining Musume count? If it doesn’t, I’m clean.
They need to do a new version of that.
I second that! Bring it on Shiwasu…
Goto Maki has had countless photobooks, her last one had her wearing exactly zero articles of clothing and still that damn mourning dress keeps getting brought up….
this post is so uncomfortably long
Comment 37: “That’s why you guys are all balding.” XD I wonder what Sayu would say to this…
they’re bald because most of the hair is now on their palms.
Not sure if I’m more surprised how many times Kudo was mentioned, or how zero times Tsunku was mentioned.
Tsunku IS a sexy beast. I expected more from the filth on 2ch…
Amen 397, amen, but WHY!?
Uhm… Sorry but this was disgusting. It doesn’t matter how you look at it, it’s disgusting.
I take it either you’re female or a homosexual male and I in no way mean that in any derogatory way.
The majority of the members they’re talking about are minors .w. It’s disgusting.
Age of Consent is 13 in Japan though. Different standards and such.
That doesn’t mean if said 13 year old did it with a man the age of majority, the man wouldn’t get punished.
For example Hashimoto Ai, an idol actress, was dating a 21 year old (before dating a 31 year old), her wota fans raged on 2ch saying her boyfriend was “vile” for dating a minor. Just because it’s legal doesn’t mean it’s right.
I’m not taking one side or the other on this, but would rather see that facts are properly laid out and understood.
National law code puts the age of consent at 13, however all municipalities/prefectures can and do set their own legal limits and laws related to sexual activity. Last time I checked the consenting age in Tokyo under the Youth Protection Law was 18.
“For example Hashimoto Ai, an idol actress, was dating a 21 year old (before dating a 31 year old), her wota fans raged on 2ch saying her boyfriend was “vile” for dating a minor. Just because it’s legal doesn’t mean it’s right.”
…you DO know that those wota were only playing the “age difference” card because it was convenient, right? Those wota would have DONE THE EXACT SAME THING as the guy that dated Hashimoto…they’re only on their high horses because they’re jealous of the situation that guy was in. Nothing more, nothing less.
Laws are irrelevant to what you fantasize about.
fapfapfapfap
It is disgusting that grown men think of having sex with 14 and 15 year olds. And what’s worse is thinking it’s ok because “that’s the age of consent in Japan”. A 13 year old is a 13 year old regardless of the country and shouldn’t be having sex period, let alone with a guy old enough to be her father. All the thumbs downs you got just shows how many closet pedos there are. Eh, it’s always been something I knew just not something I like put in my face. I get hit on by older guys all the time who, oddly enough, when they find out I’m 20 and not 15, don’t want to talk to me anymore. Disgusting and an ugly truth but it’s definitely something that comes with being a J-idol fan.
i said the same thing ages ago but they are all getting so defensive.
In the end i would like to know how those men would feel like, if Kudo was their daughter and 30+ year old men are fantasising about having sex with said minor.
Fap away… but please lets keep it 18+
everything else would make you some sort of pedophile
This was very disturbing.
This turned out about the way I would have expected.
Personally, I don’t think lewd thoughts about H!P members. I do however appreciate their beauty.
> Being a fan of H!P exclusively and yet purely out of courtesy turning to other idols’ material when it comes time for some hand to gland combat? If that isn’t one of the most endearing yet twisted ways of trying to be an honorable gentleman, I don’t know what is.
I actually once considered if this might be a way for me to find a use for AKB’s existance. However, it remained but a thought experiment.
I may have lifted several H!P names for an 80000 word erotic book I wrote, that’s where the similarities stop though. Honestly. *whistles innocently*
Is it bad to be a Eripon oshi and fap to Sayu?
Beacuse 2henever I see Michishige The shaking won’t stop.
Sayu’s beauty steals everyone’s hearts….
Sayu’s beauty steals everyone’s libido…
“Sayashi-san….I’m innocent! I didn’t do it to Wada-san!”
Eri, Rika, Sayu and Reina for Momusu. Maimi, Captain, and Yurina for the rest
I’m one of the few who absolutely can’t fap to anyone in H!P…must be due to how long I’ve followed them all, especially H!P Kids (Berryz & C-ute obviously). I’m content with watching them grow up and succeed…there’s nothing overly sexual there to distract me LOL
Initially, I had the same mentality as the other “purist” H!P fans…as in, to keep H!P members on a pedestal and just use akekasu or gravure models for use as “masturbatory aids”, as the Japanese like to call them LOL.
However, that all failed when I realized I can’t bring myself to even think about defiling an idol, no matter what group they’re from. They do their best to perform and entertain all these nasty guys and yet all they receive is creepy shit like what’s mentioned in this thread.
Yeah, you should feel guilty about jerking to them. You should feel far worse than that considering it’s these girls’ dream to shine on the stage and become a role model for other girls world-wide. It’s NOT their dream to have all the filthy, smelly wota world-wide using their photos to pleasure themselves in some dark corner of the Earth (read: mom’s basement). Simply disgusting and shameless.
The old excuse “oh but everyone faps” is bullshit, too. Just because you CAN doesn’t necessarily mean you SHOULD. I could go jam this fork in an electrical outlet, but that doesn’t mean it’d be a good idea to do so. I really hope these assholes don’t show up at handshake events and creep the poor girls out…
Anyways, as I was saying, I tired using akekasu but that was to no avail. Be it H!P, AKB, Momoclo, Fairies, Tokyo Girls’ Style, Ebichu, Nogizaka, Perfume, etc. etc., I outright cannot and will not use them as “fap material”. There are chicks who ACTUALLY have that kind of stuff as their jobs, so they serve the role more efficiently: AV actors, gravure models…
Honestly, though, I expected this thread to be as disgusting as it was. Wotas gonna wote…
Shit, here I am listening to “サクラあっぱれーしょん”, Dempagumi.inc’s newest single, and I forgot to list them amongst the other idols…for shame…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NypVvG9fQ7o
(unrelated to thread, w/e)
Pretty much agreed, though…
> gravure models…
After watching Dan Mitsu get along with Momo on variety shows, it felt kind of strange…
I fap to AV actors, Gravure models, and Idols, which ever is suiting my mood at the time. Though my love of Idols has zero to do with them being fap material I love them, cause their cute and their personalities. How ever any girl if find attractive is potential fap material. Whether i know her in real life, she’s an actor in a movie, member of a singing group, in a porno, or even a cartoon character. That definitely includes idols.
I’ve never fapped to any of the girls, even my favorite, Kamei. I’m not into HP for that, I like the music, the performances, and the cheering on of the girls to become better.
How can someone fab to Oden?
and even Yasuda!
These guys are hopeless
That’s some strength of mind right there if he’s actually able to fap to Yasuda, LOL
Poor Yasuda…she’s a really nice person tho ^_^
“Take in Spring” is faptastic & fappable.
Kei-chan can be cute when her eyebrows aren’t dialed to 11.
I dare to nominate this post as the best post of the year for this blog!
Never cross in my mind that gaijins did “that” too, wwwwwwwww
Ugh… I just can’t. I DO look at their bodies, but not with lewd thoughts.
Haha, this thread is gross but extremely funny… No never even considered fapping to an idol especially one from H!P… Even though i have wallpapers of Kamei Sama on my computer and web browsers thats just a line i cant cross, the shame would eat me alive cause she’s a goddess and knows what all her worshippers do at all times :) lol
Henkka though, you are toooo funny… That comment is ridiculous but has some merits of truth lmao
Someone needs to translate those erotic short story threads ;)
Best. Thread. Ever.
Thank you!
But the daishi jokes…..
I fap to Fuckuchan DVD every weekend.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x107ijx_fukumura-mizuki-1st-photobook-mizuki-making-of_music?search_algo=2
i almost did that to Manoeri and Kame, but suddenly i stop it before it come.
is that count?
haha. read some perv and yeah.
When one faps, one doesn’t want the imagined young lady to be TOO impossible. And what’s more impossible than a young lady who lives on the other side of the world that one can’t hold a conversation with? No, for me when it comes to Idols it’s all about the cuteness and not about any present sexiness. Except subliminally which if seen clearly could turn that last assertion on it’s head…I suppose.
>> People who are able to fap to Zukki are some real soldiers.
I LOL’D
Once I’ve fantasized about Daiishi and Ikuta being my two wives… But since 16 is the age of consent in my country, I didn’t feel too guilty.
I definitely do it, but not very often its too PVs, like Berrz Koubou Want, which is their only one, C-ute has a few with Kiss me, Crazy, and Aitai Aitai Aitai. S/mileage is Koi no Booing boo, Atashi Watashi ni Nara, and Ee Ka, none for J=J or MM. As for dvds, its been Fujimoto, Ai-chan, Reina,Eri,Sayu,Gaki,Mitsui, Riho, Fuku-chan, All of Berryz, All of C-ute, only Yuuka from s/mileage and none of J=J yet. Though Karins dvd will probably be the next one, then Meimei when that one comes out. I used to feel guilty about underaged members, but i let go of that a long time ago. The only person i’m hurting is myself if i limit my own fantasies.
Can this post have 100 reply alone.
:p
I’ve popped wood, but have never fapped. I end up watching pr0n instead.
I admit, I fap to Henkka
Master!
Copy-pasting ’cause I agree so much:
“259: 名無し募集中。。。＠転載禁止 2014/03/11(火) 17:35:55.42 0
Well, everyone’s free to fap or not fap to whatever they want. It’s not like you’re causing anyone ever trouble. But if at a handshake event or something you ever say to any of them that you fapped to them, I’m going to dropkick you.”
Though I can’t help but to feel disgusted when people fap to minors D: Maybe there’s a “forbidden fruit”-feeling that eggs them on…
520 > he must be a mountain climber too. kekeke.
I’d rather fap to an idol to which I have established an admittedly one-sided emotional connection than some porn actress whose body has actually been exploited.
Lucky that my oshi is not fappable, but facepalmable.
#Maachan
Damn in 2 years time Maachan would be as fappable as Charmy Well I already fapped to her pic once, but didn’t cum
http://t.imgbox.com/acscQlmN.jpg
I sometimes fap to Fukuchan and Riho, they not only have great bodies, but are really pretty as well
I fap to new 2 members called Morimusume.
I fap to Aki-P.
Sorry I’ve sinned, alot
Damn, I really had my hopes no one would name Maachan on the list, It’s like fapping to your own daughter x_x
On the other hand (get it?) it’s an interesting ranking opportunity. If I WAS to do it who would be my top ten member (get it?) choices for the deed?
10 Mai-mai
09 Captain
08 Ariyasu Momoka
07 Fukuda Kanon
06 Aarin
05 KaaannaaaaakoooooOOOh!
04 Miya
03 Mikitty
02 Sayumin
01 Mayuyu
Honorable mention for YUIMETAL. Damn, I’m funny.
I knew I should have taken longer to make that list. Nakky belongs at 02. (Sorry Sayu). Reina belongs at 04. Mai-mai and Captain are bumped off the list.
yui-metal > you noes, mark. NSA is probably reading this?
520
“10 years ago, just once to Yasuda.
That was my first and last fap to a H!P member.”
Well, no WONDER! That would scare me off forever too!
55
“I’m curious: if any of you guys fap to Sato, please explain what exactly you fantasize about when you’re doing so.”
She keeps saying things like “Awww poor choo-choo train it can’t go through the tunnel but it keeps trying again and again” or “OH! Just like a Popsicle huh?” all the while laughing hysterically.
this creeps me out
10 years from now she’ll be smoking a cigarette with a disgusted look on her face and saying: “What was that, the Shinkansen?”
21
“You really become unable to do so as time goes on. I’ve never been to a handshake event but if I had, it’d make me even more unable to do so. I’d be too afraid to look them in the eye.”
Well OF COURSE! It’s a HANDshake event afterall.
But I’m glad nobody asked a revoltingly obvious question concerning handshake events.
35
“I’ve fapped to everyone aside from Maasa, Zukki, Sato and Tamura.”
He doesn’t like them fat or overwhelmingly cute.
So why doesn’t he exclude Fukuda Kanon, Karin, or Mai-mai?
Guy: Ughh…Kanyon…
Kanyon: It’s cinderella for you
Guy: ……
50
“People who are able to fap to Zukki are some real soldiers.”
Aww, come on. That extra weight has resulted in some bodacious ta-tas.
And besides she’s not fat, she’s plump. We know because she said so. Sheesh!
72
“I want to conquer all of Berryz but Captain is proving to be a huge obstacle.”
It’s your unconscious awareness that sex with a grown man would obviously kill her.
Even if the man is from that part of the world. I hope that’s a light enough touch.
Will all the filthy hello-online normals please leave.
Leave me alone. I like to crack jokes and I don’t get many opportunities like this.
I didn’t mean you I meant people like mby3
145
“I fap to Momoko three times a week. I get immense feelings of guilt though so I want to stop, but I just can’t help myself. It’s Momoko’s fault for having such a voluptuous body…”
Is that hair gel? Let me have some. These pigtails are gettin’ kinda loose.
i can’t into momo. it makes me feel like i’m having sex with a midget man dressed up as a middle-aged woman!
162
“It’s not like I decided I’d never fap to them, but since I really like huge breasts there’s no girl in there who fits my sexual preference.”
Not even Fuku-chan, Zukki, or Kikka? When you say huge, you must really mean HUGE!
200
“Who cares who or what anyone faps to. [?]”
You mean like pandas? Hey! there’s a thought. (threesome!)
But if you fap to Sakura, I’ll kill you.
234
“I fap to H!P members exclusively.”
Such loyalty. I’m sure we can all agree, there’s a man worthy of our respect.
81
“I’ve done it to all of Berikyuu.”
Liar, liar, pants on fi…Oh YOU MEAN FAPPED to all of them, well, ok then.
335
“Nothing but perverts in this thread. Does this mean that the guys who go to the handshake events are all doing it? That makes me scared.”
C’mon Daaishi, you’re gonna have to get used to this.
ow man this is a hard topic…
so wrong yet so …. understandable….
I wont say anything with the people faping to loli… each people have their own taste and preferences
and I agree with 310, nothing wrong with fap
but just…keep everything inside will ya…
no problem as long no one know
At some point in the past, I did drop some nut for Sayu, but that was before I was aware that H!P was even a thing. I was just poking around a forum someplace (I honestl ghost dont remember the name of the site) and a stray bikini shot came up. Since then, every musume and eventually all of H!P, has become sacred.
I cant even remember the last time any sexual thought lingered in my mind. That feeling basically passes away on its own now.
Although, I have to say Kanatomo has been givimg me looks for a while now, and im not sure how i feel about it yet.
I dont know why “ghost” is in there. Im on mobile and it likes to put in its own words sometimes.
Guys I actually saw Momochi Cosplay Porn once. Since I’m a Momochi-oshi, I thought it would be good…but….I suddenly got guilty, since then I stopped watching porn.
I cannot find myself fapping to any H!P member cuz im gay. That Tsunku though, have you seen him shirtless? Dayum. Yah. Tsunku > girl in H!P to fap too.
I’d just like to remind everyone that masturbating while thinking about a minor makes you as much a criminal or child molester as thinking about killing someone makes you a murderer.
Very disappointing to see so many people in the comments accusing others of “thought crime”.
Eventhough I didnt not fab to H!P member but I do thought of nuke this world for a couple of time
Does this make me equal to America?
If thought is count as guilty, we have to built notthing but prison, coz it will never be enough.
The first H!P idol I’ve fapped to is Mizuki Fukumura. That was right after her first PB was released. I printed out the most suggestive of her sexy photos (in her skimpiest outfits and swimsuits) on the PB using my laser colour printer, put them in a clear plastic cover and lick and slobber all over her breasts and body while rubbing my dick against a warm heated bolster (all the while imagining it to be Mizuki’s pussy and I was having sex with Mizuki). When I finally ejaculated half and hour later, I dumped my semen on her photo (protected by the plastic cover). When that happened, I cried “Gomen ne, Mizuki-chan…Gomen, ne”, suddenly overcome after with feelings of guilt and remorse that I’ve done such a reprehensible and disgusting thing to a 17 year old girl, while cleaning my semen off the plastic cover. After that, I went on to do the same while watching Kikka’s DVDs, although having no such guilt afterwards. I know it’s wrong to do it to Mizuki, but God, I REALLY can’t help it…it’s her fault for having such a jailbait body.
I really understand your feelings….
as a man, we always have that beast who lusting to fap
we never want to fap to our precious idol but some times we got turned on and fap
most likely we just horny at that time and for some reason some PB and pic shows up and awaken that beast inside us
usually we can suppress that beast because our pure feeling for our idol but we can’t always win and occasionally we lost
after that guilt and regret comes
it’s kinda like mind vs feelings
mind = don’t fap she’s your precious idol , feelings = fuck it, I’m horny and I wanna fap
usually mind always right but feelings always win
Exactly, mate! And I thought I was the only one to feel that way. Its comforting to know I am not alone.
Needless to say, just 30 minutes into her DVD, mission accomplished:
Mizuki:
http://morningmusumexxx-tributes.tumblr.com/post/77383557461
And our dear voluptuous Kikka:
http://morningmusumexxx-tributes.tumblr.com/post/64295021402
Aaawwwwwwwww, Jeez Kaze, are you serious? No, no I know it wasn’t you. Are THEY serious? You guys might be surprised after all my jokes most of which I was proud, but that turns my stomach. Perhaps I can move on from this thread now.
This thread gives new meaning to something you hear in a lot of idol videos.
It goes something like this: “oi! oi! oi! oi!”