Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:08:36.88 T!

The dumplings were so delicious!
And sitting next to me was…

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2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:09:43.19 0
Are you seriously telling me that this facial expression which is like the very essence of a state of deep concentration looks to you like she’s “bored“?!

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:10:33.29 0
Aside all that, her boobs…

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:11:33.95 0
Those are smaller than dumplings.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:17:26.72 0
Bored? No.
Desperate? Yes.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:11:10.94 0
She has food in front of her. What’d you expect? (laughs)

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:11:53.87 0
Ishida always turns into a beast at lunch time.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:13:40.73 0
Even if you try to talk to Ishida at a time like that, she won’t hear you’re there.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:14:25.51 0
Even if there was an OG senpai sitting next to her, she wouldn’t notice at all.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:16:21.27 O
Daaishi’s probably even more concentrated than she is at concerts…

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:17:50.51 0
It’s like she’s thinking “nothing else in the universe exists except me and this dumpling.“

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:18:33.03 0
She can’t let one drop of its juices go to waste.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:24:48.05 0
Ishida is looking so desperate. (laughs)

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:27:03.99 0
At least let her put it on her plate before taking a picture, Oda-chan. (laughs)

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:28:00.60 0
She probably drank the juices Oda spilled from hers, too.

38: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:42:56.91 0
Seriously that just looks to me like she’s desperate about stuffing herself with food in that picture.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:43:57.96 0
She’s busy fighting with that dumpling.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:49:31.47 0
It’s okay, Daaishi. No one is going to take your dumpling, Daaishi.

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 20:13:42.22 0
You even wore a shirt that you won’t mind soiling if some juices fly out? Daaishi!

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:52:47.71 0
That’s the face one makes when they’re playing a game of shogi or Go.

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 19:53:55.81 0
You can’t beat food jokes when it comes to Daaishi. (laughs)

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 20:02:09.23 O
Daaishi, shutting out everyone around her when she gets some food in front of her. (laughs)

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 20:03:49.09 0
I tried to seriously think about why Daaishi looks so cute when she’s eating… and I realized that it must be because she holds the chopsticks and the fork or spoon too high up.

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 20:05:47.44 0
>>53
True. (laughs) I dunno why but I’m guessing it could be because she’s tiny.

54: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 20:04:32.75 0
If you get too close to her at a time like that, she’s going to bite at you.

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 20:07:58.97 0
Seeing Daaishi still being that desperate about food gives me a peace of mind.

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 20:09:33.94 0
Daaishi trying to put some dumplings inside her shirt and smuggle them back home.

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 20:12:30.11 0
Daaishi’s dumplings…

71: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:07:02.61 T
If she didn’t get all fired up or serious before eating, there’d be something major that’s bothering her.

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:08:35.18 0
She won’t allow herself to relax before she has the food on her plate, huh. (laughs)

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:12:16.18 0
Maybe she just doesn’t know how you eat a dumpling?

78: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:13:34.73 0
I just hope she doesn’t burn herself.
Now I’m reminded of her weird way of holding katsu-curry. (laughs)

79: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:14:17.53 0
I have a wise saying that goes “dumplings are a drink” though.

84: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:19:25.86 0
>>79
Just call it soup.

88: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:25:16.89 0
>>84
But I have another wise saying that goes “soup doesn’t have a sheath.“

92: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:27:37.63 0
So what you’re saying is that the sheath is important. The sheath is what protects it. Hohoho.

96: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:28:46.88 0
Don’t be impolite. That’s different. There is an old inscription that survives to this day in my home town that says it’s not just a sheath — it’s a holy robe.

95: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:28:24.75 0
What are you people even talking about now? (laughs)

104: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:31:24.62 0
You guys sure like sheaths.

108: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:33:40.90 0
>>104
This pissed me off somehow. (laughs)

111: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:35:02.09 O
>>104
Dammit. (laughs)

121: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:40:04.06 0
Daaishi is definitely the type who’d try to eat a dumpling whole and burn her mouth in the process.

124: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:41:48.63 0
>>121
I want to see a VTR of her spitting it at Kudo’s face.

155: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 22:00:30.15 0
川c*’∀´)＜ Nom nom.
川c*’∀´)＜ (spit!)ーーー!　＝○

157: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 22:01:37.35 0
Splat!
＝○）#´ ｡｀ﾙ

147: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:54:37.38 0
Try to picture Ayumin’s smile when she finally gets to place the dumpling on her spoon.

148: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:56:35.57 0
>>147
Daaishi, not knowing what a dumpling is, would stop for a while before finally slowly carrying it into her mouth. She’d then faint in agony from the explosion of violent hotness caused by the soup. After that when the taste would finally start coming out, Daaishi would have a big smile on her face and become extremely energetic again.

152: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/16(火) 21:59:29.50 0
Odasaku silently thinking “ah man, this girl is going to have an accident…” as she gets her iPhone ready.

Henkka: If you find yourself apathetic towards the kids in Africa, then think about Daaishi the next time you’re about to throw away your dinner leftovers. For us it may be just about food but for her, every meal is a life-or-death situation. And if you think that’s somehow humorous, then how about you try living as part of the working poor for a while? There’s nothing funny about it.

Okay, aside from Daaishi trying to smuggle dumplings inside her bra. That’s pretty funny.

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