Does Kudo Haruka understand the meaning of the word “fujoshi”?

Posted by Henkka on April 6, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 6 comments

(TL note: in case you don’t know the word, fujoshi is basically a girl who’s really into yaoi (boys love) manga.)

1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/18(月) 21:54:29.31 ID:0

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Being a fujoshi is no good! (´･Д･)」 ☆Kudo Haruka☆

Konbanharuka ♪( ´▽｀)

Having fallen fast asleep inside a train, I’m Kudo Haruka.
That gave me a good scare. (;°皿°) (sweatdrop)
I almost missed my stop.
Man…

Also, lately I’m wearing caps all the time.
They’re just so easy!
Even if my hair’s all messy, I can just wear a hat and it won’t matter.

“Be a proper girl, would you!”
It’s what you’re thinking, right?
Nooooo! (;´Д`)ノ
You’re forgetting that I’m a guy. (laughs)
…….
Do we have an agreement? (laughs)
No?
Whatever then. (laughs)

6：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/18(月) 21:57:20.87 ID:0
She’s misunderstanding fujoshi to be a girl who wears boyish clothes.

10：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/18(月) 21:58:31.26 ID:0
She’s thinking a no good girl = fujoshi.

15：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/18(月) 21:59:19.14 ID:0
Even if she is misunderstanding it, don’t you go explaining it to her now! Don’t you dare!

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Tsunku Boy’s declaration: “2013 is the year °C-ute strikes”

Posted by Henkka on April 6, 2013
Posted in: °C-ute, 2ch. Tags: . 7 comments

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1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/17(日) 07:40:19.12 ID:0

I declare this fiscal year to be the one when °C-ute strikes. RT @kitano910: @tsunkuboy °C-ute
http://twitter.com/tsunkuboy/status/302902138927984640

3：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/17(日) 07:43:06.20 ID:0
You’re late. They were all ready for battle last year.

5：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/17(日) 07:45:20.01 ID:0
Finally!

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Musume Q&A: “What’s the scariest experience you’ve ever had?” Maa-chan: “A bear came to our house”

Posted by Henkka on April 5, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 2 comments

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1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/05(火) 10:44:43.33 ID:0

(TL note: the following Q&A translations by epifanes & Kuno)

Michishige Sayumi: When the dentist uses the drill on me.
Tanaka Reina: At midnight in the elementary school, the light bulb in the bathroom was flashing on and off, even though no one touched it!!!
Fukumura Mizuki: When I was younger, I had a dream about being bitten by a huge doll.
Ikuta Erina: The ghost from the birthday event with Niigaki-san & Mizuki (*´ω`; )
Sayashi Riho: Influenza vaccination.
Suzuki Kanon: When I rode a train with friends for the first time! We boarded a fast train and I panicked about being carried far away.
Iikubo Haruna: When I was late for work & when mom found out I secretly ate her snacks.
Ishida Ayumi: The moment I woke up and realized I was late.
Sato Masaki: I was scared when a bear came to my house.
Kudo Haruka: Filming a haunted-house TV show.
Oda Sakura: When Sato-san startled me.

Sankebetsu brown bear incident
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident

2：名無し募集中。。。：2013/02/05(火) 10:46:15.97 ID:0
Hokkaido’s freakin’ scary. (laughs)

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☆★☆ Morning Musume major debut 15th anniversary festival ☆★☆

Posted by Henkka on April 3, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Leave a Comment


1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/27(日) 23:36:11.46 ID:0
☆ﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*　　　Morning Musume debut 15th anniversary　　　ﾟ･*:.｡. .｡.:*･゜ﾟ･*☆
January 28th is Morning Musume’s major debut anniversary. Let’s celebrate!

11：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/27(日) 23:38:35.00 ID:0
15 years, huh? Time flew by so fast.

18：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/27(日) 23:41:36.57 ID:0
Not yet. There’s still 20 minutes to go.

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The results of the favorite member ranking by the foreign wota of Hello!Online are here!

Posted by Henkka on April 3, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume, Wota. 2 comments


The results of the favorite member ranking by the

foreign wota of Hello!Online are here! (J)

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http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?/topic/23830-hello-project-2012-general-election/page__st__240
First off the Total Point ranking for Morning Musume:
1st: 964 points, Sayumi.(7.2 avg), with a big win
2nd: 661 points, Mizuki.(6.06)
3rd: 573 points, Masaki.(6.3)
4th: 559 points, Eripon.(5.76)
5th: 535 points, Ayumi.(5.14)
6th: 514 points, Reina.(6.27)
7th: 510 points, Kudo.(5.15)
8th: 483 points, Riho.(5.49)
9th: 457 points, Zukki.(6.01)
10th: 399 points, Haruna.(5.7)
11th: 217 points, Sakura.(4.7) Not a bad showing for being brand new

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The Jukkies and Oda have dinner together!!! Sato Maa-chan reproduces their conversation!

Posted by Henkka on April 3, 2013
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 3 comments

1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:44:11.90 ID:0

So today Jukkies and Oda-chan had dinner together. Us Jukkies were laughing the whole time. (laughs)
This is how our conversation went:

(Duu finishes drinking her melon soda)
(Duu’s cup: clatter clatter) (that’s the sound it made)
Duu: “Look, this cup’s somehow funny!”
Iikubo (in a loud voice): “That’s Saturn! Saturn!!”
(everyone stares at us)
Ayu: “Harunan, your voice is too loud!”
(Iikubo laughs)
(everyone else laughs, too)
(some minutes later:)
Iikubo: “I meant to say Jupiter just now, not Saturn. Ahahaha.”

Sort of like that. It was so fun hanging out with the 10th and 11th gen members. Another happy day.

This was Maa-chan.

2：名無し募集中。。。：2013/01/22(火) 23:46:05.02 ID:0
Yeah, I have no idea what I just read.

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