1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 02:57:48.980.net
Onoda Saori’s floral scent!
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:02:45.090.net
Are their smells strong enough to be noticeable at handshake events? (Stay-at-home wota here.)
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:04:39.700.net
Ikuta Eripon smells sweet.
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:22:35.300.net
Musuu smells like milk.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/05/06(土) 03:27:02.930.net
For me, it’s all about Inoue Hikaru.
That smell… it purified my soul.
Part Two: “Maro’s Old Food Court”
Writers Yuzuki Asako and Asai Ryo
profile the lyrics of Hello! Project songs!
Song #1: S/mileage – “Suki-chan”
Yuzuki: While I’ve always liked ANGERME and how “cultural” their songs are, I actually knew nothing about early S/mileage. I was caught by surprise listening to this song in preparation for this discussion.
Asai: They were a very orthodox idol group. They were pretty much the same height, they all wore miniskirts, and they had such a nice balance as a group. They weren’t very H!P-like.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the “official” subtitles on H!P songs are fucking atrocious.
Every time H!P puts out a new music video, the fans don’t even flinch anymore, no matter what sort of stupid shit is thrown their way in the form of these awful subtitles. They’re so inexcusably horrible, people can’t even be bothered to make jokes about them at this point. (Well, most of the time…)
No one likes a strange and downright incomprehensible, awful translation. But to make matters worse, the H!P translations are also full of inaccuracies — that is to say, flat-out mistranslations.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/06(月) 16:42:44.95 0.net
Momochi tremendously confident about showing her swimsuit form for the first time in five years: “I’ve become so flawless, it might antagonize some people.“
(Translation of video below.)
1: 【中国電 – %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2017/04/01(土) 23:46:16.40 0.net
Source: Young Town.
Kudo Haruka: “I still like the smell of my dad’s pillow. I was always a daddy’s girl.“
Sanma: “Your brain will eventually come to dislike it so it doesn’t devolve into incest.“
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/04/01(土) 23:46:40.72 0.net
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/04/01(土) 23:52:34.57 0.net
I think that’s just an unproven theory about the incest thing.
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/04/01(土) 23:54:48.35 0.net
They were talking about this theory on the TV show Honma Dekka.
2. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2017年04月02日 09:38 id：moP9NZTB0
Even if this theory is real, the problem then is the “eventually” bit. Haru-chan is 17 years old already — if it’s really some built-in, instinctive kind of mechanism meant to prevent incest, shouldn’t it have kicked in a good three or four years ago? It’s too late by now!
1: 【中国電 – %】 ◆fveg1grntk 2017/03/11(土) 22:28:13.67 0.net
Source: Young Town.
ENDLESS SKY @ENDLESSKY0
Fuku-chan’s first time trying alcohol was when his father offered her some sake. She said it gave her throat a burning sensation and she wasn’t a fan. Her mother offered her some white wine, saying it was easier to drink, but she could only have three sips before giving up. #yando
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/11(土) 22:30:39.09 0.net
What a baby. (laughs)
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/11(土) 22:28:56.57 0.net
Fuku-chan does seem like she isn’t much of a drinker.
Ikuta seems like she could drink a bunch.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/03/11(土) 22:32:01.31 0.net
Fuku-chan’s Kahlua Milk.
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/26(木) 00:22:50.46 0.net
She was so bright and lively, with a complete lack of cynicism, an extraordinary figure, and rather cute looks. You guys should’ve known better than to ignore her.
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/26(木) 00:24:47.96 0.net
Girls like this have an innate disposition to become idols.
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/26(木) 00:24:22.11 0.net
There’s never been a member of the same type in H!P.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/26(木) 00:24:50.53 0.net
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/26(木) 00:26:09.07 0.net
I wasn’t talking about skin color! (laughs)
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/02(月) 00:13:04.51 0.net
Out shopping with family. 👜✨ #newyear #newyearsday #family #3kumaisiblings #buddies #tall #giants #brother #littlebrothers #ilooksmall
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/02(月) 00:14:53.89 0.net
They give off that model vibe.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/02(月) 00:14:23.85 0.net
What? You can’t see their faces.
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2017/01/02(月) 00:14:34.25 0.net
Those are clothes you couldn’t get away with wearing unless you were good-looking.