1: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/02(金) 23:58:12.72 0.net
They’d have a whale shark floating around in the fish tank behind them.
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:03:14.03 0.net
Iikubo-san would have G-cup boobs.
22: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:15:12.33 0.net
Ayacho would appear during every single second of every single episode.
2: 名無し募集中 2016/12/02(金) 23:59:31.05 0.net
Justin Bieber would be saying something in the comment section.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:04:34.52 0.net
Up-Front President: “I reeeally like you.“
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:06:45.04 0.net
The members who came in last on the intelligence test would immediately be forced to withdraw from their respective group.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:00:53.73 0.net
Taisei’s hair arrangements.
85: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 01:16:13.69 0.net
New corner “Where Are They Now?” would follow Uta-chan’s current life.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:09:28.22 0.net
They’d have like seven cameras.
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:15:17.93 0.net
Sanma would be the moderator.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:11:01.11 0.net
The MC’s would be Manakan and Uta-chan.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:12:02.55 0.net
They’d casually boast about the fact that production costs for the show were in excess of one hundred million yen.
18: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:12:53.12 0.net
They’d make a movie version of the show.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:39:17.96 0.net
The show would include a weather forecast.
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:29:25.35 0.net
People watching the episodes on their smartphones while driving would become a societal problem.
38: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:31:27.47 0.net
Similar to the kanji idiom corner, they’d begin a classical Chinese poetry corner.
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:35:53.98 0.net
If you looked carefully, you’d notice that their desk was actually just a mountain of rolled-up banknotes.
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:41:25.49 0.net
Views: 2,246,957,634
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:45:56.30 0.net
Between the corners they’d have animated shorts produced by Ghibli.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:09:23.23 0.net
Takagi would be naked.
82: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 01:09:14.90 0.net
Foreign viewers could choose between a secondary audio channel that was narrated completely in English by Chel.
74: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:59:14.09 0.net
Eminem would be their rap instructor.
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:51:00.91 0.net
Ayacho would be covered in someone else’s blood while doing her hair arrangement.
88: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 01:19:16.71 0.net
Ishida would be wearing all Vuitton.
Henkka: Enough of the current members covering all sorts of older songs! On Hello! Station level 99, you’d have the original five members of Hello! Project doing covers of the more recent songs.
Naked.
Source: http://c-ute.doorblog.jp/archives/48992141.html
I liked that last twist
Now I want Chel to just narrate all of H!S in English. Goddamit, I just want more of her English!
They would have reoccurring skits where H!P members would play random characters in some off-kilter slice of life drama. And, there would be penguins.
ANGERME members would play a bunch of apprentice angels who have the dispositions of juvenile delinquents and are always getting into trouble (like the goseigers). They would always be coming into conflict with Kobushi Factory members who are apprentice ninjas who are actually quite kind but are really embarrassed to admit it, preferring to have a public image of merciless assassins.
This is, of course, the plotline of Hello! Station: The Opera, which is broadcast live from the Budokan for 4 hours every Wednesday.
There would be a wedding planning corner for MaaDuus wedding on the stage of Nippon Budokan in 2020 led by Ishikawa and Yossi.
With Kamei and Sayu appearing as regular guests.
Hello Station at lvl 99 would evolve into Hello! Morning with Michishige coming back to host.. Random OG members would appear as quest every week to compete against our new age Hello Pro roster
Fukuda Asuka singing covers of new hello project songs naked??? I would pay to see that
“59: 名無し募集中。。。 2016/12/03(土) 00:51:00.91 0.net
Ayacho would be covered in someone else’s blood while doing her hair arrangement.”
That “hair arrangement” would pretty much just be her shaving her head and then posing like a Buddha statue.
I like every idea I’ve read so far! especially Miki narrating in english ^^ but let’s see what Sayu is preparing for us… I can’t wait to see her again!
Quality thread. I laughed. Thanks Henkka.
>Henkka: On Hello! Station level 99, you’d have the original five members of Hello! Project doing covers of the more recent songs.
This is Henkka’s second best comment ever.
>Naked.
This one is the best.
It’s all fun and games until Yasuda wants to join in too.