Wota in Translation

Important announcement from Fukuda Maro

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/16(木) 22:09:46.14 0

I dyed my hair.
I did.
To black.
Again. （＾ω＾）
That’s all. Black hair.

http://ameblo.jp/kanon-fukuda/entry-11939963150.html

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/16(木) 22:22:17.47 0
There was nothing important about this announcement.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/16(木) 22:10:56.25 0
>>1
Her way of announcing it pisses me off so much!

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/16(木) 22:11:46.48 0
What an irritating attitude.
Time for a spanking, Maro.

74: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/17(金) 00:15:12.43 0
Maro’s so cute I can’t stand it.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/16(木) 22:29:47.77 0
Maro with black hair looks like she’s suffering from a mental illness. Brown hair is just right for her.
She didn’t have this problem with black hair in the past though.

Fukuda Maro:
“I’m such an adult.“

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 00:39:36.55 0

By the way, I’ve finally gotten used to my iPhone 6. （＾ω＾） Yep. （＾ω＾）
I feel like buying a case with a simpler design for it. I’m such an adult.

[…]

Waah, I’m getting motion sickness from this train. (T . T) Awful. (T . T) Byebye. (T . T)

http://ameblo.jp/kanon-fukuda/entry-11948852781.html

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 00:40:28.06 0
“Waah, I’m getting motion sickness from this train. (T . T) Awful. (T . T) Byebye. (T . T)”

Shut up. (laughs)

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 00:40:10.60 0
Yep, I feel like hitting her as usual.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/07(金) 00:42:03.42 0
It’s like she’s testing how many people she can irritate with her blogs.

Fukuda Maro:
“I can’t~ It’s too big~ I can’t hold it~“

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/08(土) 11:24:04.75 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZK9CHrEIh8

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/08(土) 11:28:20.80 0
Quit messing around, Fukuda.
How are you going to get through life if you can’t even pick up a watermelon?!

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/08(土) 11:32:17.27 0
Maro’s a liar.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/08(土) 11:25:58.19 0
So Marotesque had already begun around this time, huh.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/08(土) 12:06:43.31 0
Yep, time for Maro to get slapped.
Why? Because she just deserves one.

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/08(土) 12:37:53.06 0
This does make you want to punch her. (laughs)

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/08(土) 13:17:05.39 0
This pisses me off, but also turns me on.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/08(土) 11:38:50.48 0
In truth you all actually love Maro.

Fukuda Maro:
“I was diagnosed with cold immunodeficiency.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 21:59:06.91 0

@
Fukuda: “I’m weak against the cold… One time I was even diagnosed with having less of an immunity towards the cold than normal people. My throat is not feeling the best today so I just want to say sorry to all our fans here today.“

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 21:59:53.32 0
Aaaaand here we go again.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 22:03:46.84 0
“immunity towards cold”
“immunity towards cold”
“immunity towards cold”

??????????

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 22:55:46.05 0
So now there’s even a name for the “disease” of being sensitive cold.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 22:02:05.79 0
Oh man. To think that behind that smile of hers she was actually battling such a terrible disease…
Can’t that shitty office show even a semblance of consideration towards her?!

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 22:08:01.09 0
In other words, Maro’s just being her bothersome self.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 22:14:55.59 0
从*・ェ・ﾘ＜ I’m so pitiable…

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 22:21:13.76 0
How cute.

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 22:31:03.61 0
Even while struggling with an incurable disease, Maro continues working as an idol to give us all dreams and hopes… ；；

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 22:55:56.04 0
Here we go again…

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/15(土) 22:43:02.34 0
Marooooooooooooo!!!
No! Don’t close your eyes! You can’t fall asleep!

Fukuda Maro:
“I hurt my knee and shoulder.”

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/26(水) 23:12:36.88 0

I hurt my knee and shoulder…
I might’ve looked like I was in a bit of pain… I’ll do my best to get better soon!

Yesterday I took a reeeeeal good fall face-first to the floor and hurt my shoulder and knee.
I’m such a klutz. （；＿；）（；＿；）
But on the inside I feel as good as ever, so please don’t worry. ♪

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/26(水) 23:13:35.37 0
Aaaaaaarggghhh!

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/26(水) 23:20:12.65 0
Annoying.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/26(水) 23:14:24.69 0
“face-first”
“hurt my shoulder and knee”

Contradiction.

17: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/26(水) 23:53:50.15 0
How can one can fall face-first onto the floor, come out with no injuries on their face, and instead hurt their shoulder and knee? It’s a mystery.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/27(木) 00:04:35.44 0
I almost felt worried.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/26(水) 23:59:41.08 0
She’s begging for all those “Are you okay?! I’m so worried!” comments… what a covetous Maro.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/27(木) 05:24:35.07 0
Yeah, whatever. Now come here for that spanking.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/26(水) 23:33:56.74 0
You guys sure love Maro.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/26(水) 23:38:46.22 0
I-It’s not like I love Maro or anything…

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/27(木) 05:36:04.91 0
Seeing the thread title I didn’t feel the tiniest bit worried for her.
But even so, I do love Maro.

Dammit Maro! Enough already!

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/25(火) 15:37:09.58 0

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/25(火) 15:37:52.17 0
Marotesque.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/25(火) 15:41:57.97 0
Her reflexes are getting worse.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/25(火) 15:44:03.39 0
Who does she think she is!

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/25(火) 15:42:52.15 0
She just wanted to show us her cute face for as long as possible.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/25(火) 15:49:51.68 0
Who’s the one hiding her crotch?

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/25(火) 15:50:35.52 0
Meimei.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/25(火) 18:33:53.46 0
Maro: “Bowing is such a pain in the ass.“

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/25(火) 15:44:55.11 0
It’s awesome how there’s no doubt about the fact that she did this on purpose.

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/25(火) 16:52:56.70 O
Someone needs to give her a good spanking to teach her what’s right and what’s not.

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/11/26(水) 00:18:08.39 0
Why did Maro become like this? (laughs)

Henkka: Judging by the number of these kinds of threads as of late, it seems I’m not the only one who enjoys Maro’s “annoying/pain-in-the-ass character.”

Sources: http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/40773218.html, http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/41156015.html, http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/41180067.html, http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/41310149.html,  http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/41509646.html, http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/41491346.html