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Tanaka Reina kicks a man for groping her on the train (+2)

Posted by Henkka on July 30, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 19 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:06:15.49 0.net

There were so many people in the train today when I got in that there wasn’t even room to sit down. And so before I’d noticed it… this older man next to me had started groping me. It pissed me off so much, I just roundhouse kicked him right then and there, and the man flew away by the sheer force of my kick.

 

 

 

… That’s the dream I had yesterday. (・o・) I was unbelievably strong in the dream! I only wish I could become as strong in real life. My roundhouse kick was so smooth, I can still remember the sensation of it. (laughs)

http://ameblo.jp/tanakareina-blog/entry-11901601675.html

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/29(火) 13:10:40.04 0.net
The “older man” is obviously a metaphor for “wota.”

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7/20 Sato Masaki handshake event reports

Posted by Henkka on July 30, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 26 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/20(日) 08:03:30.70 0.net
Rock-paper-scissors not allowed… I’m screwed. orz

■ Tokyo
【Date】 2014/7/20日 (Sun)
【Venue】 bellesalle Shibuya Garden, Tokyo
【Address】 Sumitomo Fudosan Shibuya Garden Tower 1F/B1, Nanpeidaichou 16-17, Shibuya, Tokyo
(http://www.bellesalle.co.jp/room/bs_shibuyagarden/access.html)

≪Individual handshake events≫
【Time】
<1st session> 11:50-12:35 ＜Entry reception 11:40-12:20＞
<2nd session> 12:55-13:40 ＜Entry reception 12:45-13:25＞
<3rd session> 14:40-15:25 ＜Entry reception 14:30-15:10＞
<4th session> 15:45-16:30 ＜Entry reception 15:35-16:15＞
<5th session> 16:50-17:35 ＜Entry reception 16:40-17:20＞
<6th session> 18:35-19:20 ＜Entry reception 18:25-19:05＞
<7th session> 19:40-20:25 ＜Entry reception 19:30-20:10＞

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/20(日) 08:23:46.98 0.net
She gave everyone a good laugh with her “I’m going to do the handshake events properly this year!” statement. We’ll see how today and tomorrow play out…

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If the official currency of Japan was changed from yen to Kamei Eri’s panties (+4)

Posted by Henkka on July 23, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: , , , . 23 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/10/16(月) 21:50:53.55 0
It’d create a panic.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/10/16(月) 21:52:48.85 0
1,000 Kamepanties for a CD.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/10/16(月) 22:19:26.41 0
A transition from the gold standard to the Kamepanties standard, huh.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/10/16(月) 22:38:55.01 0
Let us first determine the rate of exchange.
10 dollars = one pair of panties.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/10/16(月) 22:31:07.20 0
1 Kyamepan, 2 Kyamepan…

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Did you know that Morning Musume has a member that you can only see if you’re not a virgin?

Posted by Henkka on July 21, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. 36 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:49:20.29 0
I can’t see her myself so could someone tell me what she looks like?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:51:30.89 0
Ah, you mean Yumichon aka Naito Yumi-chan. It’s a pity you aren’t able to see a girl as cute as her.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:52:51.50 0
She looks like Angelina Jolie.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:55:35.14 O
I’ve only had experience with sex workers so I can only see her faintly.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:53:02.91 0
…What?

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/06/28(水) 07:54:35.87 0
>>4
What? You can’t see her?
Look at their group pic and you should see her in there with all the other members.

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I’m a female wota and I hate making friends with others like me

Posted by Henkka on July 13, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Wota. 49 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/02(水) 11:06:14.38 0.net
I wonder if this is something that only applies to women? I often make friends with other girls who like H!P but so many of them just switch to another idol group within six months. It’s so sad.

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/02(水) 11:08:41.06 0.net
Women are quick to move on since there’s no pseudo-romance aspect for them.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/02(水) 11:09:28.64 0.net
It feels weird seeing them tweeting about other idols on my timeline… It’s like, what happened to you loving H!P forever?

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/02(水) 11:11:24.99 0.net
I’ve been a fan and even had a fan blog ever since elementary school. The girl wota have all gone somewhere and now the only wota friends that remain for me are guys.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/02(水) 11:12:08.80 0.net
There are a lot of girls who don’t even last the six months. And I mean a lot.

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Anyone else worried that Daaishi might get blown away in the upcoming typhoon?

Posted by Henkka on July 9, 2014
Posted in: 2ch, Morning Musume. Tags: . 18 comments

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/08(火) 06:20:36.44 0.net
Since she’s so tiny and lightweight… is she going to survive this typhoon?

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/08(火) 06:22:00.19 0.net
A previous typhoon must’ve blown away the fat from her chest.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/08(火) 06:31:04.31 0.net
Picturing Daaishi being blown over by a gust of wind is just too easy.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/07/08(火) 06:29:44.53 0.net
I wish she’d get blown over to my house.

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