1: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:31:12.75 O
Congratulations! Kumai-chan to hold an event in celebration of exceeding 185cm.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:34:48.17 0
Doesn’t seem like this place will still be around by then…
5: ポルキウス ◆SPQR.hVhK2 2008/09/15(月) 10:35:25.08 O
Still no photobook release in sight for Okai Chisato… (4)
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:38:12.42 0
Where did AKB48 go?
19: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:47:44.06 O
Mitsui Aika becomes Morning Musume’s new leader.
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:40:08.82 0
Sorry to tell you this, but this place — or Hello! Project — probably won’t exist in five years. There won’t even be people left on the planet anymore because of the effects of global warming. Everything will be gone… so enjoy it while you can.
210: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 18:03:46.33 0
Takahashi 27 yo
Niigaki 25
Kamei 25
Michishige 24
Tanaka 24
Kusumi 21
Mitsui 20
Junjun 25
Linlin 22
211: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 18:05:47.16 0
>>210
They’ll be pretty much like Melon right now.
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:42:50.11 O
Melon Kinenbi will have become nothing more than an urban legend.
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:44:36.42 0
No, Melon will be the only thing left.
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:54:46.80 O
Shotgun wedding announced for Miyabi-chan.
45: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:58:38.50 0
Junjun announces she’s running for a seat in the House of Representatives of the National Diet of Japan.
49: a 2008/09/15(月) 11:01:59.93 0
Is it really true that Momusu used to be national idols back in the day?
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 11:06:31.99 0
Matsuura finally becomes president of UFA.
61: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 11:06:35.76 0
Let’s try to guess the brand of cigarettes Gaki-san was smoking!
87: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 11:15:28.77 0
Okai-chan’s boobs keep growing bigger and bigger.
88: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 11:15:44.19 0
Ogawa still hasn’t returned to Japan…
145: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 11:38:36.49 0
【Do your best, single mother of two!】 Even now we still love you, Miyabi-chan.
147: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 11:40:48.16 O
Thread for everyone who’s going to Sudo Maasa’s diet book signing event by themselves.
158: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 11:47:33.52 O
Is it really okay to have a 40-year-old as the leader of H!P? part 12
106: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 11:19:31.84 0
【She finally gets locked up】 Abe Natsumi plagiarism & hit-and-run & cannabis possession thread part 1039 【Real Prison Girl】
285: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 14:51:16.98 0
Why are they putting Heike into Musume now of all times?!
297: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 17:12:22.54 0
【Would you just…】 The total number of release events for Fujimoto’s “Okitegami” finally reaches over 1000 【…stop it already!】
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/09/15(月) 18:40:03.11 0
I still bought 100 copies of it though.
311: ずいかく〔瑞鶴] ◆MAASAFlkMY 2008/09/15(月) 18:15:47.52 0 BE:128606966-2BP(1425)
【Akimoto’s tentacles…】 Formation of BGD48 announced 【…finally reach all the way to Bangladesh!】
369: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 19:20:04.06 0
Tsunku arrested for possession of stimulants!!
376: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 20:07:29.67 0
You can finally get a 10-terabyte HDD with under US$100!
377: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 20:08:07.49 0
Goodbye, XP.
378: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 20:08:26.68 0
Linlin’s popularity keeps increasing slowly but surely.
388: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 20:57:14.56 0
Nakazawa Yuko challenges childbirth at the age of 40!
398: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15() 21:41:54.13 0
Windows 8 announced!
416: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/16(火) 10:42:30.98 0
【Restart…】 The Kids release a new song with 15 members 【…with Meguu and Maiha!】
436: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/16(火) 21:17:18.27 0
The Manotheremin isn’t selling at all…
439: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/16(火) 21:36:51.69 0
【Congratulations…】 Yoshizawa-Ishikawa & Niigaki-Takahashi 【…on your same-sex marriage!】
443: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/16(火) 22:08:42.03 0
【The new leader is…】 It was better when Mitsui was the leader 【…too carefree.】
444: AXY26rV 2008/09/16(火) 22:10:29.77 O
New members to join Melon Kinenbi.
446: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/16(火) 22:16:46.05 0
Our Rika-chan turns 28 — still a virgin.
449: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/16(火) 23:24:03.30 0
Momochi can’t stop laughing about °C-ute’s breakup announcement.
451: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/17(水) 00:15:50.32 0
Thread for everyone who’s going to Hello! Project’s breakup concert by themselves.
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 15:56:24.98 0
Would you just graduate already, Takahashi? PART 7126
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 16:12:32.95 0
When will Berryz Koubou break up?
33: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 16:14:52.52 0
【Her comeback…】 Tsuji is pregnant with her third child 【…is when?】
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 16:18:52.25 0
Kamei leader finally becomes the center!
56: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 16:30:48.50 0
So at the end of the day, Coconuts Musume Ayaka was the only real winner of the H!P alumni.
70: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 16:37:26.18 0
Sugaya’s deterioration shows no signs of stopping.
87: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 16:44:43.81 0
Matsuura becomes popular for her great Haruna Ai impression.
101: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 16:52:25.54 0
Even now that it’s been on the air for five years, Yorosen still isn’t interesting.
102: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 16:52:29.66 0
The most popular thread on this board is the one about supporting Asada Mao.
141: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 17:07:58.70 O
A Kenyan girl joins the group in its 11th generation, part 5.
170: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 17:18:50.06 0
Tsunku’s okonomiyaki restaurant goes bankrupt!
192: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 17:38:31.69 O
Okai Chisato (ex-°C-ute) comes out of the closet about her gender identity disorder.
230: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 21:22:49.52 0
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 10:00:07.98 0
Do you guys still remember NGP?
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 10:03:40.03 0
Mitsui finally becomes the only Japanese member left in the group.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 10:15:31.45 O
Why did AKB fail?
14: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 10:16:43.68 0
When will Nakazawa get married?
20: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 10:46:26.84 0
It’s been four years now since Nakazawa disappeared.
33: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 12:58:41.13 O
Who would’ve ever thought that Melon Kinenbi would become the top group of H!P like this?
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 13:02:03.20 0
How long is it going to take for Tsugunaga to drop that character of hers?
68: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 13:14:34.23 0
Meguu…
105: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 14:15:18.12 0
Ai-chan finally graduates!!! … No, wait…
124: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 14:46:20.24 0
What happened to Jang Da Yeon?
150: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 16:24:39.24 O
So it’s been four years now since Eririn retired… what is she doing nowadays?
169: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 19:19:24.03 0
Mano Erina’s overseas tour a huge success!
170: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 19:21:06.13 O
Tsunku speaks on Miyabi’s second marriage.
238: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 23:27:28.37 0
To think that Miuna was the only one to survive that earthquake…
174: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 19:34:53.94 0
The H!P Shops at Shibuya and Ueno are both closing.
217: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 22:18:10.20 0
When I was a young boy, there was this amazing group called “Morning Musume”…
151: らふ探偵 ◆LAFENFhn6s 2008/10/14(火) 17:11:16.68 0
Kago Ai releases third adult video! Title: “Cigarettes Are Not The Only Thing I Love To Put In My Mouth! Extreme Adultery Madame Kago Ai.”
Henkka: I still don’t know if I should’ve opted for the more direct “I’m As Big Of A Tobacco Smoker As I Am A Cock Smoker!” or even “I Love Sucking Nicotine As Much As I Love Sucking Dick!”
The daily deliberations of a translator.
Sources: http://wolfhound.sphere.sc/test/read.cgi/wolflog4/1221442272/, http://wolfhound.sphere.sc/test/read.cgi/wolflog4/1223928845/, http://wolfhound.sphere.sc/test/read.cgi/wolflog4/1248480030/
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Not many totally hit the mark, but quite a few are in the right area. And ohh man, I think I could go for Manotheremin.
I like the addition of the background image in this text box.
The Manotheremin comment was one of the funniest ever.
Ah… some of these make me a little sad. I wish number 169 (“Mano Erina’s overseas tour a huge success!”) had been right. She did perform overseas, but nothing that you could call an actual overseas tour, especially for us Europeans. She mentioned in 2009 that the country she most wants to visit is Finland.
377: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 20:08:07.49 0
Goodbye, XP.
398: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15() 21:41:54.13 0
Windows 8 announced!
you guys win!!
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I first thought I was hallucinating when I saw the background image of the text input field.
>>37
>>145
>>170
That lack of confidence. Heh.
>>376
> You can finally get a 10-terabyte HDD with under US$100!
I wish.
>>151
>>Hennka
Puns are always tricky to do after all.
29: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 16:12:32.95 0
When will Berryz Koubou break up?
Right until now, some people are asking the same question.
37: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:54:46.80 O
Shotgun wedding announced for Miyabi-chan.
145: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 11:38:36.49 0
【Do your best, single mother of two!】 Even now we still love you, Miyabi-chan.
170: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 19:21:06.13 O
Tsunku speaks on Miyabi’s second marriage.
Somehow, these remind me of Miyabi’s line in Futsuu Idol song about a same age friend who became a mother.
Anyway, what’s with Miya’s image that they had to made these comments?
I think this was around the time Miyabi had a mini type scandal thing. There were pictures of someone who looked like her with a guy, but nothing ever happened – well, some people said it was why it was a long time before she got to be center in a single, but I think it just wasn’t her/not a big deal.
I don’t think there was a doubt it was Miya, pictures proved that she had the same jacket as the “girl in the videos”. Oh well, I’m happy this scandal didn’t get much attention. What would’ve happened to Berryz then? :/
It was a really close call at the time. As I recall, Up-Front Agency quickly went into “damage control” mode and played down the pic as if it wasn’t Miyabi.
^_^;;;
However, anyone that saw the pics at the time (myself included) had to concede that it was definitely Miya. It was pretty disappointing as a fan, at the time, but thankfully Miyabi rebounded from that and hasn’t slipped up since. It was apparent since early on that they wanted to push Miya – largely due to her vocals – but this scandal delayed those plans. IMO it wasn’t until BUONO that Miya finally got seriously pushed
That scandal happened around the forth Buono’s single. Miya was already pushed at the time. UFA just ignored it I mean, she’s the main girl anyway.
Just look at Kanna case that happen several month after Miya case. -> got fired
A lot of these are surprisingly what people are actually talking about: Berryz graduation, “where is Eri?”, etc.
Aika never got to be leader though :(
“238: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 23:27:28.37 0
To think that Miuna was the only one to survive that earthquake…”
That’s messed up.
124: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 14:46:20.24 0
What happened to Jang Da Yeon?
150: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 16:24:39.24 O
So it’s been four years now since Eririn retired… what is she doing nowadays?
Seriously, I wonder.
Btw, nice background you put in the comment section Henkka.
Oh, brackgrounds, even better.
141: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 17:07:58.70 O
A Kenyan girl joins the group in its 11th generation, part 5.
Not to far off, Sakura does look like an Kenyan girl
Not even close
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/15(月) 10:42:50.11 O
Melon Kinenbi will have become nothing more than an urban legend.
Pretty much, highly doubt the new fandom has even heard of them
33: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/10/14(火) 16:14:52.52 0
【Her comeback…】 Tsuji is pregnant with her third child 【…is when?】
You win, she has 3 right now
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 13:02:03.20 0
How long is it going to take for Tsugunaga to drop that character of hers?
Never
150: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/07/25(土) 16:24:39.24 O
So it’s been four years now since Eririn retired… what is she doing nowadays?
Don’t remind me,i’ll cry thinking about it… You jinxed her you asshole
just noticed the backgrounds in the comment section are randomized… This is better than wondering what prize you got in your happy meal or cracker jack box…. I got Shige-sama on my 2nd try, debating whether i want to post this and end up losing the picture of the cutest girl to ever exist :)
I got Fukuhime looking at Riho kinda thinking sorry Riho I prefer more boyish girls.
I got GakiKame though I prefer TanaShige.
What’s all this talk of pictures let’s see…. And seems like peeps actually wanted Takahashi to graduate, lol
>>41
I keep asking me this question… 5 years already ?
“Henkka: I still don’t know if I should’ve opted for the more direct “I’m As Big Of A Tobacco Smoker As I Am A Cock Smoker!” or even “I Love Sucking Nicotine As Much As I Love Sucking Dick!”
The daily deliberations of a translator.”
…I have to wonder what it literally translated to…I’m sure it’s pretty hilarious too =D
Some of the predictions were true!! I realized back then in PE, was kinda “Static Period”, where all the members, releases, activities seemed to similar.
“449: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/09/16(火) 23:24:03.30 0
Momochi can’t stop laughing about °C-ute’s breakup announcement.”
D:
What.
There’s nothing right? You made me look.
I couldn’t take another one of those right now.