1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:24:22.10 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ By the way, at the 2nd generation auditions– Ah, sorry.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:31:54.46 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Daaishi’s family actually lives in a baker– Ah, sorry.
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:32:52.05 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Kuduu has a boyfriend she’s been dating since she was nine years o– Ah, sorry.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:35:51.84 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Mankind will fall to ruin in the year 2015– Ah, sorry.
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:38:15.13 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ It was another recording without Tsunku in the stu– Ah, sorry.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:40:29.15 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Tsunku is nothing but an emplo– Ah, sorry.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:43:30.60 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Ishida’s ex-boyfriend was– Ah, sorry.
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:47:33.11 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Natsuyaki’s bra size is even smaller than min– Ah, sorry.
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:47:34.27 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ The person who’s doing the ghostwriting for Tsun– Ah, sorry.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:51:20.49 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ AKB Takahashi Minami’s mother caused that incident regarding indecent– Ah, sorry.
34: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:53:14.14 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ At the 10th gen auditions, it was originally supposed to be another girl entering the group instead of Ishi– Ah, sorry.
38: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:55:46.28 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ The lady who works at our company, Inaba-san, used to actually be active in this group called– Ah, sorry.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:59:31.00 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Yesterday I ran into 11th gen member Da Yeon– Ah, sorry. I meant S/mileage 3rd gen.
44: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:59:54.74 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ The other day I was at a nearby BOOK-OFF when I ran into Ikuta-san who was there selling off all her Niigaki-san photobo– Ah, sorry.
49: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/15(水) 00:03:21.15 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ 182cm– Ah, sorry.
60: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/15(水) 00:08:03.53 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Mitsui-san’s foot was actually completely healed a long time ago– Ah, never mind, forget I said that.
65: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/15(水) 00:11:45.47 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ The other day the ex-Minimoni member Kago-san– Ah, no, it’s nothing.
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/15(水) 00:12:40.59 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Mano-san kept throwing chopsticks at her manager– Ah, sorry, it’s nothing.
74: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/15(水) 00:52:15.54 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Next year when I grad– Ah, sorry.
79: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/15(水) 01:19:54.34 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Why would I want to steal °C-ute no Hi when °C-ute themselves are already going to break u– Ah, sorry.
80: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/15(水) 01:24:09.72 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ The company told me they have no expectations as to my singing and danci– Ah, sorry.
81: おお 2012/08/15(水) 01:26:10.01 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ The company handed me something and said “read this.” It was this manga I’d never even heard of befo– Ah, sorry.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/08/14(火) 23:54:00.98 0
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ I found this book called “My First Bra” laying around in the 10th gen dressing room, so I was thinking “oh, so Kudo’s finally at that age…” But later I found out it actually belonged to Daaishi.
Ah, sorry.
Henkka: ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ When I compiled the 1.7 million classified NSA documents I’d stolen and passed them onto Edward Snowden– Ah, sorry. Never mind.
Source: http://blog.livedoor.jp/mbcmsm/archives/14247914.html
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I’ve been wondering for a while now, what are the different colored texts? I know they’re supposed to be the better posts, but does the color mean anything? Like is red more thought provoking while blue is informative or something?
It seems like Henkka likes to emphasize particularly funny and/or odd posts by highlighting them in another color that way.
Oops, didn’t mean to submit so soon. As per your question on color, I don’t think the colors have any specific meaning. Henkka probably just chooses them randomly to make the posts stand out. Then again, I could be totally wrong and there might actually be a method to Henkka’s madness <3
Correct. There’s no deeper meaning behind each color in particular. It’s not always the “better” posts either. It varies.
Well, there was that time a poster requested that whoever translated his post make it red.
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Maa-chan actually came from outer spa– Ah, sorry.
since when has that been a secret?
lol just kidding, I love maa-chan, whether she’s a cute alien or not
it would explain a lot, though, wouldn’t it? ;D
Oh my god, Henkka, your comment broke me.
Well, they’re trying to break Snowden too…
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ The other day I saw Ishida sneaking home with her costume fo—-oh, never mind, it’s nothing, really
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Wonder why she is so professional? Kuduu is actually older than m– Ah, sorry. It’s nothing.
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ Yesterday I had lunch with Riho’s boy- Ah, sorry.
I realized this one doesn’t work in Japanese.
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ I overheard Tsunku- san saying that he already knew he was going put Oda in Morning and used a new member audition so the other Kenshuusei’s wouldnt get m- Oh, never mind. Its nothing, it was just a dream
What’s that green thing is in the Haruna picture at the topmost?
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）＜ I wonder now that Michishige-san is retiring whether she’ll finally mention her boyfriend in her blog… Ah, sorry.
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）< Wada Ayaka-chan actually have no idea about art…. Ah, sorry.
ﾉハ*ﾟ ゥ ﾟ）< I wonder why Maa and Duu broke u— Ah, sorry.