If Kanatomo was a convenience store clerk
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:55:49.37 ID:0
She wouldn’t let you use their toilet.
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:56:47.16 ID:0
She wouldn’t give you back your change.
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:57:44.40 ID:0
She spits in the oden stew.
175: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:29:59.53 ID:0
>>8
I’d hope so. (laughs)
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:58:20.12 ID:0
She’d be snacking on things from the store in the back room at regular intervals.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 17:58:24.39 ID:0
If what you bought didn’t exceed 500 yen, she’d be whispering under her breath about what a pathetic little man you are.
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:00:33.30 ID:0
She face slaps each and every individual reading magazines inside the store.
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:00:38.03 ID:P
If you’d run out of small change and were trying to pay with a 10,000 yen bill, she’d give you a forehead flick.
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:00:56.74 ID:0
She gives you back your change by throwing it at you.
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:01:34.26 ID:0
She warms up your ice cream in the microwave.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:02:03.45 ID:0
She’d always lightly sigh at whoever bought a magazine with AKB on the cover.
35: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:02:37.88 ID:0
She’d open up the magazines to the pages with herself on them and leave them on the shelves like that.
42: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:03:56.87 ID:0
She’d only give back one yen coins as change.
47: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:05:09.92 ID:P
She’d put your change in the collection box without asking you.
48: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:05:47.23 ID:0
The shop manager would be outside cleaning the entrance of the store with a leash tied around his neck.
50: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:06:01.60 ID:0
“Would you like me to warm this up?”
↓
“Yes.”
↓
“(Tsk…)“
55: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:07:26.13 ID:0
When you’d say the number of the tobacco you wanted, she couldn’t be bothered to get it for you and would always just grab the one closest to her.
58: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:08:07.88 ID:P
She’d heat everything up for you to the point where the lid would melt away.
62: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:08:37.74 ID:0
She’d be chatting with some delinquents hanging around the register.
86: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:11:53.22 ID:0
She’d sell everyone alcohol and tobacco products without having them confirm they’re of age.
95: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:13:40.31 ID:P
For some reason she’d never give you the receipt under any circumstances.
107: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:15:39.23 ID:0
She’d upload pictures of herself in the freezer on Twitter.
115: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:17:06.02 ID:0
The local yakuza would all speak to her using honorific language.
121: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:18:23.96 ID:0
If a co-worker came in late, she’d punch them in the stomach.
135: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:20:54.59 ID:0
If you tried to buy tickets to anything except a Fairies concert, she’d hit you.
191: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:36:55.59 ID:0
On her fourth day working there, she’d take over the store and become the owner.
192: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:36:57.48 ID:0
Crushing your bread with the bar code reader would be standard practice for her.
195: ゲナテオーメ ◆Cider.IINE 2014/02/02(日) 18:38:21.25 ID:0
The nicknames she’d give to regular customers would be unmerciful.
199: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:39:34.10 ID:0
She’d go “tsk…” as soon as you stepped into the store.
211: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:45:11.73 ID:O
Customer: “Um… the, um… my chopsticks…?“
Kanazawa: “Fuck your chopsticks.“
219: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:47:28.27 ID:0
If Kanatomo doesn’t like you, you’re not allowed to buy any new products.
224: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:49:59.00 ID:O
She’d be memorizing customers’ PIN numbers in front of the ATM machine.
226: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:51:01.44 ID:0
I’d buy two lunch boxes and she’d look me directly in the eye as she puts only a single pair of chopsticks into the bag.
302: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 23:05:31.77 ID:0
She’d hand you your lunch box while it was on fire.
262: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 19:52:34.39 ID:0
She’d be looking at new part-timers having trouble with their work, laughing her ass off.
If you went on a date with Kanatomo
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 22:12:28
Kanatomo throwing popcorn at the film screen.
2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 22:13:58
Even if you weren’t late but just happened to arrive there after Kanatomo did, she’d punch you in the stomach.
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 22:14:11
She wouldn’t come.
4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 22:15:16
She’d slap you in the face two seconds after you met.
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 22:16:00
On second glance, you’d see she was actually Yuukarin.
6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 22:16:48
She’d rip the buttons off your coat.
7: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 22:16:49
She’d start picking a fight with another couple who were just passing by.
8: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 22:18:55
She’d hold her knife and fork with fists.
9: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 22:20:16
She’d “tsk” at each and every thing that happened.
13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 23:54:21
“What do you want to have for lunch?”
“Anything’s fine.”
“Okay, let’s have (insert food) then.”
“…What?!? (pissed off)”
15: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/19 02:35:02
She wouldn’t speak a word.
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/19 03:17:19
She’d bring her other boyfriend along to meet you.
17: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/19 03:19:28
She’d “tsk” at you for trying to hold hands with her.
25: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/19 10:23:19
She’d only think of you as her chauffeur.
28: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/19 13:04:39
She’d start pointing and laughing at you the moment she saw you.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/19 16:13:20
She’d leave going to the movie rental store up to you because of the heavy snow, and she’d also leave choosing the film entirely up to you. You’d spend ages worrying about which film she’d be interested in so you’d end up renting like five of them, but when you’d come home she’d still complain about your choices.
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/18 22:34:43
At parting she’d give you a forehead flick.
Henkka: If Kanazawa Tomoko was a convenience store clerk, I would be a loyal customer. Nothing quite like a bit of resentment and hurtful words to go with your potato chips.
Sources (jp): http://hellopro7144.doorblog.jp/archives/36902540.html, http://c-ute.doorblog.jp/archives/36483319.html
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She’s an angel, they are lying :'(
No, yuukarin’s the angel. Kanatomo is a devil
Tomo is the dark side of Yuukarin. Originally both of them are single entity
That’s my theory too… the reason Kanatomo wasn’t discovered until now was that Yuukarin could no longer contain the darkness in her heart and she morphed into Kanatomo after she quit HP…. it makes sense!!!
I highly approve of the recent influx of kntm threads.
What made her have this image of “devil”? xD
Sorry I’ve been a bad fan and didn’t follow J=J that properly :s
She plays pranks, punches, or forehead flicks the other members. She took everyone’s umeboshi, even the H!P Kenshuusei’s. She pinches Sayubee’s cheeks. She also ignores the other members squabbling, instead of intervening to help resolve it.
She also destroyed her brother’s blocks when she was a child
… Akuma da! lol. So mean.. ^^;
Unlike poor Daaishi, this one is pure fact, not and image.
“135: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/02/02(日) 18:20:54.59 ID:0
If you tried to buy tickets to anything except a Fairies concert, she’d hit you.”
I just thought if Kanatomo was a member of fairies she’d enjoy flicking Miki’s forehead.
She already going out with Mahiro earlier
Fuck your chopsticks is the best line ever.
I thought that was awesome too.
Forget “Rose Quartz”. Her name should be Tomoko “Fuck Your Chopsticks” Kanazawa.
Me: *buys spaghetti*
Kanatomo: *gives chopsticks*
Me: Are there no forks left?
Kanatomo: fuck your fork
Me: *cries while eating spaghetti using chopsticks
Judging by these threads, I think these wotas have some experience being treated badly by women.
…don’t we all, though?
>_>
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Having a date with Kanatomo has an equal death rate to Maachan being your lawyer
how about having Maachan as your lawyer for “beaten up by Tomo” case ?
That’s genuinely terrifying.
These Devil Kanaotomo threads have become my favorites having surpassed the “Poor Daiishi’ and Maa-chan Madness threads….Her devil image is so frickin hilarious cause its true, other members constantly rat her out for the evil things she does lmao
If Kanatomo was my date or if she worked at combini, things would get exciting rather quickly. With the crazy amount of things mixed in my blood, I’m basically a dragon.
sasuga Roze Quartz
i want to be bullied by kanatomo ;w;