Wota in Translation

1 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:21:24.98 0

The other day at our show at Hibiya Yagai Ongakudou,
I finally got to properly meet with S/mileage’s Aya-chan again! ♥♥♥

You know S/mileage recently released their new album, right?
We have it at our house!!
My dad bought it before it even officially went on sale!

Dad…
You’re thinking of going to their event again, aren’t you…?
ヾ( ´ー｀)

Guhhhh!!
Be sure to give Aya-chan a handshake from me, too!

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8 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:29:05.02 0
“Haruna. Would you be able to get me Ayacho’s panties?“

10 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:30:38.24 0
They couldn’t have met before, right? It’d be funny if he went to shake her hand.

11 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:31:52.48 0
Ayacho’s close to the age when Mamakubo gave birth to Iikubo-san.
That’s hot.

7 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:27:26.72 0
Her dad is 37, right?

12 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:33:24.93 O
37? So he’s just a bit younger than you guys. Even if he went, he wouldn’t stand out at all.

13 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:33:52.57 0
More importantly, you can tell from Ayacho’s face that she’s now had sexual experiences…

18 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:36:07.82 O
>>13
It surprised me seeing her at Hibiya. She’s grown into a proper woman and the outfits were sexy, too. She’s definitely having sex now.

22 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:36:55.71 0
>>18
As I thought… (laughs)

14 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:34:43.16 0
I think I remember them having a sleepover…

16 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:35:54.80 0
I’m pretty sure that was at Iikubo’s grandma’s house.

15 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:35:23.51 0
Gross. Don’t bring parents to handshake events.

20 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:36:39.05 0
>>15
Then what about all the bald old single guys on this board who are in their 30’s, 40’s and 50’s?

19 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:36:36.39 0
I want to have a wota discussion with Iikubo’s dad.

21 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:36:43.96 0
I wonder if I can meet him at next weekend’s S/mileage event.

25 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:37:28.57 0
He’s sure to look way more neater in appearance than you guys.

27 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:37:59.97 0
What the hell do you think you’re doing at such an age?
…is what I was going to say until I realized I’m older than him.

28 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:39:17.66 O
I’m gonna go to the handshake event and go “Thank you for always treating our daughter well. I’m Iikubo’s father.“ Don’t you guys try and do the same now!

29 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:39:18.36 0
Iikubo’s dad is still young for a wota.

30 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:39:20.96 0
She’s a fan of a girl nearly the same age as his own daughter? (laughs)

31 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:39:55.26 0
Iikubo said on NamaSma that his dad does go to some events but of course not the handshake ones.

37 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:40:47.39 0
You’re going to draw attention to yourself if you only skip the handshake events.

70 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:21:09.21 0
Harunan’s dad who said he would give the handshake tickets to someone else, but in reality was safely keeping them for himself…

32 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:39:58.39 0
According to Michishige, he’s a flashy cool guy.

35 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:40:18.12 0
Having a daughter who’s an idol and being an Ayacho wota at age 37… just how much can one person win at life?

38 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:42:00.40 0
He’s supposed to be this cool guy with a nice body, too.

40 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:44:26.06 0
Iikubo-san was a spy sent by this guy?

43 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:49:13.33 0
Haruna’s dad is a little younger than me…

44 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:50:35.55 0
Ayacho’s no longer a virgin…

45 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:50:52.27 0
I’m probably the same age as him. (laughs)

49 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:51:47.08 0
Phew, that was close. I’m only barely younger.

52 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:56:12.13 0
Not fair…

53 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 22:59:28.85 0
Oh, I get it now. Iikubo made friends with Ayacho to get her closer to her dad.

54 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:00:00.10 0

55 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:00:47.31 0
Ayacho sure got erotic.

57 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:01:45.48 0
I want to have a wota talk with Papakubo. (laughs)

58 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:01:55.94 O
Did Ayacho’s face always look like that?

59 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:03:36.04 0
Ayacho’s at the age when girls are attracted to cool older guys…

61 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:04:23.76 0
Even though it’s my birthday, I suddenly sense an impending crisis because of this thread…

62 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:10:19.05 0
There was a thread about this a while ago, but Ayacho’s definitely done it by now.

67 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:15:15.87 P
And yet, Kanyon hasn’t changed a bit.

71 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:22:53.38 0

76 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:29:33.04 0
>>71
She’s crossed the line of how beautiful a human is allowed to be.

72 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:23:17.40 0
He’s a cool-looking, slender 37-year-old with big eyes.
His wota style is probably tiger, right?
We have a couple of leads to go by already.

86 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:37:38.06 O
>>72
On the contrary, I think he’d be the type who just dances around in pure ecstasy.

78 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:30:20.29 0
His daughter is cute and his wife is sure to be beautiful, too.
And now he’s thinking of putting his hands on Ayacho, too?
I can’t believe this guy!

84 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:35:31.59 O
>>78
Even though he’s a wota, he’s winning at life way too much.

79 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:30:36.76 0
For a long while now I thought there was something dangerous about Iikubo’s father.

80 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:33:04.50 0
>>1
There’s no handshakes at album release events, though…

82 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:33:33.30 0
>>80
T-that’s…

88 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:50:01.04 0
He wouldn’t go to a handshake event. That’s one line he can’t cross.

100 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/24(金) 00:18:20.58 O
>>88
He’s probably doing something much better than a handshake event.

90 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:52:46.56 0
When Ayacho comes over to hang out at their house, he gets a personal handshake…

93 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:54:56.63 0
Apparently H!P members’ fathers are mostly cool-looking guys.

94 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:55:40.19 0
What about Michishige’s dad?

95 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:57:06.54 0
I wonder about Michishige…
Tanaka was saying her dad is ugly though.

97 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/24(金) 00:04:39.10 0
The dads of Kudo and Iikubo sure are winners in life, huh.

91 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/23(木) 23:53:57.22 0
So if the dad’s not cool-looking, the daughter probably won’t turn out beautiful either…
I want a beautiful daughter, too…

99 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/05/24(金) 00:05:45.75 0
>>91
Even if you marry some beautiful woman, your daughter will still end up looking like the spitting image of you.

Henkka: Wow. Iikubo’s dad has played us all.

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