Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 11:51:35.80 0
Someone help me out.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 11:54:45.10 0
Lurk for three years.

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 14:30:59.04 0
Start working out.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 11:57:52.40 0
Watch videos and study their history.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:10:46.78 0
Get “Momusu Life” tattooed on your arm.

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:01:27.69 0
Go see them live.

7: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 11:56:48.78 0
For starters, you can’t go wrong by just becoming a Nonaka oshi.

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:09:39.63 0
Buy the Lilium and Michishige graduation DVD’s and watch them while seated properly.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:10:43.72 0
Listen to the entire Young Town archives.

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:11:22.20 0
Quit the internet.

19: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:12:39.14 0
Listen to all the songs on their official channel.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:20:49.13 0
Join the fan club for starters.

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:31:35.75 0
Kidding aside: join the fan club.
You can’t do anything before that.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:34:43.40 0
Get all their singles and albums.
Doesn’t matter even if it’s secondhand. Just buy them.

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 13:07:53.83 0
Buying all the singles is too much.

27: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:33:14.22 0
For the time being, just buy a best-of.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:39:30.16 0
Move over to BEYOOOOONDS.

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:40:40.62 0
Listen to the entire NHK “Marutto 20nen Special” with the secondary audio channel switched on.

44: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 13:17:03.54 0
Find your oshi.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:39:59.96 0
Start by telling us who you’re curious about.

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 12:58:24.86 0
I’m curious about Sato Masaki.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 13:16:47.92 0
For Sato, just look up her name on YouTube and you’ll find heaps of videos. Watch them.

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 13:09:01.35 0
First, discipline yourself by becoming a Haga wota for three years.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 13:13:02.27 0
Start by studying the history of Morning Musume just to get into the swing of things.
If it feels like it’s too much, it’s acceptable to start from like the year 2010.

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 13:40:48.85 0
>>1
How old are you?
Whose wota are you?
Do you have a girlfriend?
Where do you live?

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 13:53:56.82 0
Embarrassed to admit, but I’m in the third year of junior high.
Michishige-san and Sato-san.
No.
Kanagawa.

62: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 14:16:41.26 0
I’m just surprised to know that there’s a JHS third grader reading this board. (laughs)

63: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 14:20:56.56 0
I build my own computers and stuff, so I guess I’m not really your average third grader…

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 14:22:59.11 0
Welcome to Underground

Back in junior high school, we were in computer class and everyone was browsing the internet, just checking out their favorite comics and baseball sites and stuff. Everyone except for me, that is: I decided to show off by showing the people around me some ascii art and other stuff from 2ch. Someone asked me, “what is this site?“ I replied, “it’s like this meeting place of guys you don’t wanna fuck with.” I wanted to teach my friend how to access it himself, so I searched for “2ch” on Yahoo, clicked the first link, and the moment the top page of 2ch loaded up on the screen, I whispered into his ear:

“Welcome to Underground…“

66: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 14:30:36.36 0
Go back and read about Sato Masaki’s story.

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 16:12:58.03 0
http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?/topic/22494-sato-masaki-佐藤優樹/page-978

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 14:01:24.43 0
You have to become aware of how legendary the 6th generation was.

69: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 15:59:40.06 0
Don’t take any of the copypastes in the anti-threads on here seriously.

2. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月20日 01:53
I mean, everyone starts off by watching loads and loads of videos. These days, I guess OP ought to watch a bunch of the stuff on the official channels, mainly the Omake Channel.

3. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月20日 02:11
Last year, I got hooked on 2001 Morning Musume and then watched videos of everything from the Platinum Era to the current day, as well as of all the other H!P groups and stuff… I’m also a student myself and there’s not one other H!P wota in any of my circles.

5. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月20日 03:34
Attend a release event!

11. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月20日 12:32
I so get that thing about “looking up who Terada is” — I’ve been there before myself. (laughs) I was so surprised by everything I found.

Concerts are good, too. But if you want to learn about the members’ relationships, DVD Magazines are a must-watch.

14. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月21日 09:26
Watch all of Hello! Station beginning with the first episode.

15. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月21日 22:21
Read all of Maa-chan’s blog posts, as well as the past five years of archives of some matome site. There’s so much to learn in the beginning.

13. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月21日 01:05
First, check out everything in terms of the TV and radio shows they regularly appear on.
If that’s not enough for you, then join the FC.
Just be prepared to blow all your money…!

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2019/08/19(月) 16:00:01.64 0
Look up who Terada is.

9. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月20日 10:43
I became a wota right around the time of Nakazawa-neesan’s graduation, and even though I only had about three and a half years’ worth of history to study up on, it was still quite an ordeal.

OP is still only a junior high schooler. Even if he did join the FC, it’s unlikely that he’d be able to afford attending many of those expensive events anyway. If anything, it might create stress for him if he joined. Rather, he ought to just look things up online whenever something that catches his interest pops up. Once you’re in high school and you can get a part-time job and some pocket money, that changes things.

7. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月20日 07:21
Isn’t it best to first just devote yourself to watching loads of YouTube videos?

1. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月20日 01:48
We need to show kindness to these young gentlemen.

4. ℃-uteな名無しさん 2019年08月20日 02:18
Just love your oshi.
That’s enough.

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