Wota in Translation

201: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 15:44:23.14 ID:0

(Text: “Illegal internet uploads of TV programs“)

(Text: “The suspect uploaded over 350 programs with appearances by idols.“)

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 12:58:44.82 ID:0
You S/mileage wota who are indebted to him better help him out.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 12:59:40.95 ID:0
Yeah. It makes no sense to begin with that only people in certain regions can watch certain programs even when we’re all living in the same country of Japan. They need to quit messing around, stop giving all the power to the Tokyo broadcasting stations and give channels in other areas a fair chance, too.

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:00:07.37 ID:0
The guy wasn’t even making any profit… I feel so bad for him.

36: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:03:07.14 ID:0
As expected of a 52-year-old. No brat could manage this kind of an operation.

43: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:06:30.77 ID:0
>>36
Wow, over 350 programs. This old man must’ve been uploading the majority of all H!P-related shows. (laughs)

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:15:46.24 ID:0
>>43
Wouldn’t be surprised if he really was. (laughs)

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:00:35.09 ID:0
I don’t think this guy would’ve gotten so much shit for this if he was 22 instead of 52.

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:19:41.38 ID:0
This is a huge loss for UFA, no? This guy was doing their promotion for them…

75: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:22:16.37 ID:0
This is a huge blow to this board.

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:05:03.51 ID:0
(Note: translation of below lyrics a bit farther down.)

838: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 12:39:09.42 0
Yume Miru 52sai

Otokonoko ni wa himitsu no
Dengen button ga aru no yo

Kotoshi no haru wa makenai
Yakiniku mitai ni uragiranai

AH That’s Under Arrest
Wota ga sawagu wa
AH That’s Under Arrest

Jissai up suru dake nara dare demo dekiru
Yuuki wo motte up shiyou
Jissai taihosareru no tte timing
Minogashite

Taiho matsuri
Te wo tsunagare
Tenkuu miagete

Hazukashii to
Watashi mite
Wota ga iu

Wota T kite
Konsa kayoi
Satsu ga 3biki de

…Nande ore
Suma miteru
52sai

All boys have
A secret power button

I won’t lose this spring
I won’t betray them like someone did with the yakiniku incident

AH That’s Under Arrest
The wota is making noise
AH That’s Under Arrest

In truth, anyone can upload some shows
So let’s be brave and upload
In truth, whether you get arrested or not is all about timing
They won’t catch you

A festival of arrests
Your hands in cuffs
Look up to the sky

“I’m embarrassed”
“Look at me”
Says the wota

Wearing wota T’s
Coming to a concert
Three undercover police officers

…Why am I
Watching S/mileage
At 52 years old?

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:18:08.85 ID:0

122: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:50:31.69 ID:0
>>61
Sometimes good intentions are rewarded with run-ins with the law. That’s just the way it is.

269: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 16:40:27.14 ID:0
>>61
This guy was really methodical. We’ve lost someone with great potential.

80: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:24:58.67 ID:0
This guy probably doesn’t have any hobbies and he most likely doesn’t have a lot of money, being a dispatch worker and all. And of course he doesn’t have any family, and friends are highly unlikely, too. It feels like this must’ve been his only purpose in life. I feel sad just thinking about it.

379: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 18:21:46.98 ID:O
>>80
I wonder if he was doing it while knowing he might get arrested? Personally I buy DVD’s and CD’s and do all the recording of their shows by myself so I’m not indebted to him or anything, but even still, the people bashing and making fun of him for getting arrested are some real lowlifes themselves. It all just makes me think they need to have a second look at copyright laws.

107: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:36:31.77 ID:0
This guy is just too kind for his own good. Making other people happy must be what makes himself happy, too, but at the end of the day, people like that can never be truly happy…

86: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 13:28:22.61 ID:0
S/mileage is going to lose even more fans.

279: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 17:01:24.65 ID:0
Home of the suspect:

969: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 20:24:45.12 ID:O
Hey, at least H!P got some free PR because of this. (laughs)

980: 名無し募集中。。。 2011/04/08(金) 20:27:45.63 ID:O
Getting arrested just for the sake of S/mileage getting some promotion… this guy is a true wota among wota.

House of Momusu wota burns down

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 19:05:29.43 0

837 : 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 18:57:50.15 0
The house of a Momusu wota burned down. There’s a fan that can be seen in the picture.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 19:06:50.30 0
One of our precious Momusu wota…

292: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 20:05:03.44 0
Did they find a body?

295: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 20:05:39.36 0
>>292
No one died.

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 19:15:06.69 0
Now the whole country knows he’s a wota…

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 19:06:22.71 0
Couldn’t it be that it was just arson committed by a wota?

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 19:07:31.68 0
Why didn’t the fan burn, too?

22: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 19:09:06.87 0
The fan is the only thing not completely burned. (laughs)

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 19:09:04.40 0
This proves the high quality of H!P goods.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 19:09:17.38 0
As expected of the toughness of Momusu.

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 19:09:35.58 0
As expected of the Golden Era. It didn’t give in an inch.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2009/02/04(水) 19:10:04.37 0
As expected of H!P goods! They’re completely fireproof!

So there was this guy at the concert
using binoculars in 5th row…

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 18:29:50.03 0
What was he looking at?

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 18:30:33.89 0
The pores of their skin obviously. Duh.

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 18:33:03.70 0
I once saw a guy at a Nagoya Ayaya concert using binoculars on the 1st floor, 2nd row.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 18:36:51.76 0
There was this guy who immediately brought up his binoculars when the members of Berryz sat on the stairs on the stage, and immediately stopped when they stood up again. That was pretty disgusting to be honest.

41: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 18:49:10.93 0
I mostly look at their belly buttons.

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 18:50:57.11 0
Mostly their ears. I like Gocchin’s.

75: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 22:09:58.05 0
I have a belly button fetish. Lately they mostly have their stomachs exposed at concerts so it’s really, really fun for me.

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 22:10:45.36 0
I wonder how they really feel about the fact that they’re singing and dancing on stage half naked with tens of people ogling at them with these things…

137: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 23:15:34.18 O
Attended my first concert. Seeing how it was all a bunch of disgusting old guys, it made me feel bad for the Berryz members who have to entertain them and shake hands with them. They should implement a rule that you can only attend if you’re under 25 or something.

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 18:37:09.53 0
http://www.store-mix.com/ko-bai/product.php?afid=4929751&pid=131721&hid=76182&oid=7765

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 18:42:16.22 0

Turning off the shutter sound
It’s possible to turn off the common electronic shutter sound. This is the optimal setting for bird watching.

“Bird watching.” (laughs)
Just write what it’s really meant for! (laughs)

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2006/05/03(水) 18:43:10.47 0
Well, it’s certainly true that when bird watching, the birds will fly away at the tiniest of sounds, you know…

What if all wota were
extremely handsome?

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/01/04(木) 15:54:40.13 0
The wota would all look like foreign models.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/01/04(木) 15:36:29.72 0
This current slump for H!P could have been avoided entirely…

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/01/04(木) 15:35:26.32 0
The definition of “handsome” would just be changed to mean something else.

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/01/04(木) 15:36:53.29 0
The saddest “what if” thread of the year…

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/01/04(木) 15:43:53.13 0
There’d be threads for guys who the members confessed their love to at handshake events.

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/01/04(木) 15:59:31.62 0
The concert venues would still stink — but it’d be the good kind of stink.

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/01/04(木) 17:50:14.73 0
Thread title: “Guys, Sayu’s saying she’s in love with me… what a pain in the ass…“

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2007/01/04(木) 16:13:21.66 0
Mikitty would start wearing twice the padding.

I saw this insanely good-looking guy
at °C-ute’s event today

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:08:56.14 0
It was my first °C event. I was so surprised. He must’ve been the best looking H!P wota I’ve ever seen. He was average height and wearing this black, jacket type thing. Anyone else see him?

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:10:06.95 0
Ah, sounds like you’re describing me.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:10:28.43 0
“Average height, wearing a black jacket.”
Yep, that’s me.

8: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:12:00.16 O
That might’ve been me.
(I was at home, though.)

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:12:39.15 0
I was reading 2ch the entire day, but even so, that was me you saw.

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:17:13.91 0
If he was using crutches, then that was me.

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:17:53.90 0
If he was bald and wearing glasses, then that was me.

9: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:12:23.41 O
Please, guys. Just leave me alone.

44: １ 2008/03/23(日) 20:23:56.30 0
His seat was on the first floor near the edge of the center. His hair was partly dyed light brown. He was 175cm or so.

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:24:25.04 0
Yep, that’s me.

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:28:29.71 0
I’m a pizza-faced fatass, but I still think you might be describing me.

56: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:27:01.30 0
If he was also wearing glasses, a mask and a backpack, then that was me!

95: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 21:08:11.57 O
If he was also wearing sunglasses and being all drunk near the entrance, then that was me.

89: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/23(日) 20:57:16.67 O
Dammit… I guess I’m doomed to always stand out when I go to events…

178: 名無し募集中。。。 2008/03/24(月) 02:37:57.64 0
Shut up, all of you.

Henkka: That’s weird. How could this guy have seen me in 2008 when I wasn’t even in Japan yet?

Source: http://wolfplus.blog39.fc2.com/blog-entry-53.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51592032.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/50787547.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51122162.html, http://blog.livedoor.jp/morningcoffee_blog/archives/51445619.html