Wota in Translation

1: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:39:29.19 0.net
I was a closet wota up until they mailed me their blue envelope that said “Morning Musume Concert Tour, 1st floor, 2nd row, no. XX” or whatever. It’s written right there in big, bold letters!

Members of my family saw it and went like “so you like this kind of thing, huh” while grinning at me. I managed to come up with a lie about making money by selling the tickets in auctions, but still, I now want to die…

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:40:13.07 0.net
I wish they’d stop that.

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:40:59.93 0.net
Mom: “Are you going to go see Berry-san again?”

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:42:16.25 0.net
>>4
Tell her it’s just a guided tour at a strawberry jam factory.

5: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:41:54.05 0.net
“I-I just like Tsunku!!!”

14: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:43:57.75 0.net
I’m glad I live alone.

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:43:46.50 0.net
The mailman sees them, too.

51: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:51:45.42 0.net
>>11
I once got like six envelopes of tickets to Berryz concerts in one go, and the mailman who handed them to me asked “are you going to all of these?” I went “Huh? You bet I am!” (laughs)

64: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:54:26.96 0.net
Even going to like four performances in two days, all by the same group… it must sound unbelievable to an outsider.

16: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:44:39.97 0.net
It’s not possible to completely hide being a wota. (laughs) Don’t you own any goods?

18: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:45:16.44 0.net
The goods are all in boxes.

20: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:45:17.56 0.net
It’s pure incompetency on their part for not showing at least that much consideration. Sex shops wouldn’t slip up like that with their packages.

119: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:05:32.67 0.net
When you order erotic games, it’s standard procedure for their packages to just say something like “PC parts.”

121: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:06:06.93 0.net
>>119
Same thing with onaholes. (laughs)

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:45:48.49 0.net
Even though they can see everything from the artist name to the full concert tour title, for some reason my parents nevertheless think I’m an AKB fan. People sure are prisoners to their own prejudices.

24: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:46:48.36 0.net
I’m a Berryz wota but they think I’m a Musume wota.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:43:49.20 0.net
Hey, my mom thinks I like Momoclo.

23: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:46:41.44 0.net
Mom: “I want to go to a concert sometime, too!”

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:47:58.36 O.net
Berryz Koubou Concert Tour Summer ~Nyoki Nyoki Champion~

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:48:36.06 0.net
I counter that with “Chou Miniskirt.”

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:52:45.38 i.net
“Nakayoshi Battle Concert” was pretty bad, too.

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:48:44.49 0.net
They really have no delicacy.

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:49:09.65 0.net
Yep, this does make one want to die…

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:50:46.09 0.net
They mostly come around noon so it’s always my mom receiving them…

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:51:06.98 0.net
I guess it must be so the part-timers working at the office don’t make any mistakes. Still, I wish they’d at least write it in code. “MM 1F22-33” or something.

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:51:53.60 0.net
Date, venue, seat. That should be enough.

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:51:28.94 0.net
Live alone if you hate it that much. (laughs)

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:54:53.15 0.net
How long until electronic tickets?

74: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:57:20.73 0.net
I’m often asked “are you going to see Momoclo?”
They’re Berryz concerts, mom.

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:57:56.74 0.net
My dad, too, mistook S/mileage for Momoclo.

87: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:00:11.54 0.net
I live at home and I recently finally felt like I had to join the fan club. Now I’m starting to slightly regret it…

91: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:00:54.11 0.net
Whenever I pay for them at the convenience store, I make it a point of going to a nerdy looking clerk.

98: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:02:05.29 0.net
By the way, how do other (large) fan clubs compare when it comes to this?

114: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:04:56.90 0.net
>>98
The other fan club I’m in, it only has the date, venue and number of tickets. It does, however, say “GLAY Official Fan Club” on the envelope.

153: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:11:59.48 i.net
>>98
Priority tickets from Perfume’s fan club. It says “Perfume Official Fan Club P.T.A.” in a rather large font on the other side.

110: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:04:16.49 0.net
It didn’t really bother me when I was younger, but now that I’m in my thirties it’s gotten a bit embarrassing.

133: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:08:30.29 0.net
Berryz Koubou, °C-ute, S/mileage, Juice=Juice… all of them group names that don’t really say anything to the average Joe on first glance. Did they name them that way with this in mind?

146: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:10:53.61 0.net
>>133
Momochi has gotten famous so Berryz is pretty much exposed now. (laughs)

168: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:14:23.92 0.net
Nama Tamago Show!

174: まろは可愛らしい 2014/10/03(金) 23:15:13.08 0.net
“Nama Tamago Show!” is pretty bad actually. (laughs)

190: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:17:17.11 0.net
Hina Matsuri Fes was surprisingly devastating, too. (laughs)

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 22:52:22.10 0.net
It’s so embarrassing paying for them in convenience stores, too.

178: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:15:29.94 0.net
More than that, it’s writing stuff like “Shimizu Saki birthday event” on payment slips at the post office… Always makes me wonder what I’m doing with my life.

181: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:16:05.98 0.net
Yeah, those birthday events are pretty bad. I wonder if they’re soon going to make me write something like “Morning Musume Makino Maria 14th birthday event.”

186: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:16:42.92 0.net
>>181
Right. This kind of thing. (laughs)

192: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:17:37.17 0.net
The blue envelopes are nothing compared to this. (laughs)

195: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:18:02.75 0.net
My family knows I’m a wota so I don’t mind them, but when I have to meet the mailman face-to-face to get my ticket… that’s a bit embarrassing. (laughs)

125: 名無し募集中。。。 2014/10/03(金) 23:06:53.72 i.net
That fateful day when I confronted the mailman to receive my envelope with “Nyoki Nyoki Champion” written on it.

Henkka: When the mailman delivers me my H!P tickets, I like to open the door completely naked and smelling like three-day-old booze. You know, just to prove my manliness.

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