1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 06:33:46.45 0
I want to join so badly…
I want to do all those cool dances and chatter and giggle with the other members…
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 06:38:36.34 0
I have thought I’d like to be reborn as Tanaka Reina or Takahashi Ai even though I’m a guy. Being able to stand on stage and sing like that must be so fun.
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 06:44:42.87 0
I seriously just want to go shopping with girls like Ikuta, Fuku-chan or Daaishi.
58: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 06:57:04.61 i
A sweat-drenched middle-aged man jumping about on stage.
Us sweat-drenched middle-aged men in the audience, shouting and swinging our glow sticks.
This is the heaven we had been longing for.
69: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:01:34.07 i
Are you prepared to grip the hands of all sorts of middle-aged men in the span of several hours?
74: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:03:47.39 0
At the audition…
Tsunku: “Could you pull up your bangs a little?“
Me: “I don’t have bangs!“
79: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:06:18.32 0
A 37-year-old challenger appears at the 12th generation auditions!
81: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:07:10.16 0
What would happen if a man tried applying?
83: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:07:58.82 0
You’d be eliminated during the third round.
86: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:08:25.63 0
I still have this dream a lot.
The cheers of ten thousand excited people… the lights hit the stage…
With Nacchi and Gomaki on my either side, we start singing Popcorn Love.
84: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:08:00.73 0
I wonder if they’ll write fanfics about me and Sayu.
97: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:13:03.25 0
Middle-aged man: “I, middle-aged man, will graduate from Morning Musume today!“
100: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:14:04.12 0
Me: “I’m the no. 1 cutest person in the world, right?!”
105: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:15:45.03 0
I keep my armpits shaven, just in case.
108: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:16:41.88 0
I guess his member color would be grey.
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:18:10.45 0
If only they held an audition like that, I’d be there in a flash.
112: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:19:08.21 0
I guess for the time being I’ll send my application to the 12th generation auditions.
114: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:20:23.13 0
Morning Musume 13th generation “At This Point… What the Hell! Middle-Aged Man Audition” announced!!
115: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:20:34.34 0
A special exception will be made to allow me to join the group because I’m the real reincarnation of Cinderella.
116: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:20:55.42 0
I’m not a part of any agency yet. I think I might have a real chance here!
118: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:22:17.15 i
What’d be a good present to give to a middle-aged man? With those intense dances they do, maybe Salonpas or something?
124: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:23:43.64 0
Individual shoulder massage event announced!
125: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:24:00.13 0
I’m worried about if I’ll be able to take cute selfies for my blog…
126: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:24:16.04 0
Why is there no demand for ordinary middle-aged men becoming idols?
Life is full of injustice.
134: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:25:37.72 0
Yeah. They’re cute when they’re doing their best!
133: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:25:16.52 0
Middle-aged man, the gluttonous little sister type of Morning Musume.
135: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:25:57.56 0
Will you guys be able to wear all the mini-skirts and high-heel shoes?
147: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:30:09.98 0
Middle-aged man: “Berryz are scary.“
149: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:30:54.57 0
Middle-aged man being told to run errands by Risako.
150: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:31:31.44 0
And yet, middle-aged man would still have a smile on his face each day.
153: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:32:20.36 0
Middle-aged man getting a sole congratulatory email on his birthday from Iikubo-san.
160: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:33:21.33 0
I just started liking Harunan a little more.
158: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:33:02.98 0
Even his official nickname would be “middle-aged man.”
161: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:33:26.29 0
“Yes! I’m Morning Musume’s 13th generation member, middle-aged man! Lately I’m suffering from a hernia relapse so that’s been difficult, but I’ll do my best with a smile on my face!“
168: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:35:44.64 0
Feeling a little bit idol-ish inside, the middle-aged man changes his glasses for contacts.
175: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:38:18.57 i
Middle-aged man: “SHABONDAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!“
181: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:40:49.25 0
You guys would constantly be doing performances sitting down.
193: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 07:47:21.35 0
Middle-aged man would never have to worry about accidentally copying someone else’s hairstyle.
200: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 08:42:05.81 0
I’m over 40, but I have dreams of taking lessons together with 10th gen.
202: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 08:43:04.63 0
I had a dream where I was greeting Reina backstage at my debut concert.
203: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 08:58:19.24 0
I’m a middle-aged man, but I often fantasize about joining S/mileage as their songstress.
204: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 09:04:18.73 0
If dreams count, I’ve joined the group lots of times. I was suddenly supposed to go on stage even when I hadn’t practiced at all, but then Sayashi came up to comfort me which made me feel better.
205: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 09:10:13.20 0
Middle-aged man: “WOW WOW doctor stop ga kakaru hodo “koi ochi” shiteru wa ♡”
218: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 13:33:49.72 0
I’ve had a dream where I was a member and I was supposed to go on stage when suddenly I realized “oh shit, I don’t remember the choreographies at all!“
219: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 13:36:53.10 0
I’ve had that dream, too. (laughs)
208: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/03/17(日) 09:44:21.10 0
Middle-aged man feeling downhearted after being ignored at a handshake event.
Henkka: I’d love to entertain you every Tuesday with my beard styling corner on H!P Station.
Source: http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/25747352.html (jp)
Nah, he won’t ever be the ace as long as there is Terada o
I laughed too hard on the hernia one LOL
The sad thing is… we really have members with that problem now :/ and they’re not middle-aged-men
Or are they? :O
as always, thanks henkka!
After hearing about Satoda Mai’s husband being picked up by New York, I had a dream I became the replacement Country Musume. I did not do well.
Jokes aside, has there ever been an idol group made up of both boys and girls?? I know there’s Johnny’s but that’s guys only… Don’t know if it’s just me but it would be interesting to see a collaboration or something between groups of both sexes…
AAA (with avex) has 7 members–5 guys, 2 girls. And one member (usually) writes his own little rap section for each song. I wouldn’t say they’re as “idolish” as Johnny’s or H!P, but they have similar qualities. Dream5 is another avex group that has four girls and one boy.
I’ve always hoped Tsunku would seriously produce at least one boy group that would rival H!P.
Folder5 back in the late 90s might have been the first. They have a “spin off” group that’s around now, Dream5.
Middle-aged man to Kudo: Looks like I’m your biggest rival in terms of manhood.
Kudo: “Sod-off! I have husky voice though, unlike you who sound like Maachan.
I have been told I have the energy level of and act like a 15 year old Japanese girl.
But I am not middle aged. :( SO CLOSE!
I’d rather be a second generation Tsunku♂. I’ve already started practicing by emulating his fashion sense. http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W-YfPP7MNvo
Okay, that was the weirdest thing I’ve seen today….
OMG wtf. Still can’t decide who looks more feminine in this, Hatake or Tsunkuboy. xD
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Id rather be a producer or manager, would just like to be around for all the fun… Get to see all the backstage antics that most fans cant see and be able to make units and line distribution as i see fit :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WHkfR0nKFI well OJS48 was a step in the right direction, now if Tsunku wants to one up Yasushi he could try mixing in some middle aged guys in Momusu XD
Well…this quickly turned into the creepiest thread ever, eh? =P
Rather than joining them as a fellow idol, I’d prefer to be part of the staff (maybe a dance instructor?) to help support the girls in their efforts.
I’ve never had dreams about being in the group, but I had a dream where Katsuta was teaching me how to do magic with runes and stuff…she was an adorable witch!
Then there was another dream where Riho just glared at me condescendingly…that one wasn’t as fun. Why are you mad at me Rihoriho?! T_T
…but it was OK since it was Riho, I guess LOL ^_^
she didn’t glare.
her face is always like that
“Then there was another dream where Riho just glared at me condescendingly…that one wasn’t as fun.”
In our trade, that’s a reward.
I WANT TO JOIN MOMUSU DARN IT!
>cries while running away
first photobook ‘middle aged man in Hawaii’ planned
middle-aged man’s first single at his first HP concert: UCHOTEN love
middle aged man tries to take a shower with his senpai Fukumura Mizuki only for the office to intervene at the last moment.
Middle-aged-man-pon-chan could be an interesting member…
I can just imagine the merchandise they’d release of him… Maybe a wig that imitates Middle-aged-man-pon-chan’s bald spot. I’d buy that in a heartbeat.
Jicchan Factory – the middle aged men Byebye! Project group every wota is dreaming of.
Byebye! Project… actually I’d love MM to have a competition like that… Morning Musuko. is their rival group there lol.
What about 親父ギャグ Factory (Oyajigyagu Factory)? The middle aged men would be required to tell middle aged men jokes.
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