Wota in Translation

Fukumura Mizuki caught on a date — it’s all over

1：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:30:28.86 ID:0

5：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:32:54.21 ID:0
It was for real…

10：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:34:12.90 ID:0
This guy looks somehow familiar…

18：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:35:29.95 ID:0
The shaking won’t stop… (((((((((((((((((；ﾟДﾟ)))))))))))))))))))))

4：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:32:39.73 ID:0
He looks pretty manly.

12：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:34:27.34 ID:0
I found the guy in >>1‘s post.
This guy seems like such an asshole…
http://twitter.com/takeshi_goda

13：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:34:35.25 ID:0
Wow, captured on camera with a huge celeb. Would suck to be a Fukumura wota right now! (laughs)

19：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:35:30.71 ID:0
Looks like the wifebeater-type.

20：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:35:47.68 ID:0
“What’s mine is mine, and what’s yours is mine, too.” (´；ω；｀)

22：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:36:02.82 ID:0
This has to be a photoshop, right? The outer line of the guy versus the background looks way too sharp.

24：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:36:07.19 ID:0
Why does she look that content even though she’s with such an ugly guy…

25：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:36:08.60 ID:0
Just goes to show that she prefers well-built guys over frail ones.

31：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:36:53.21 ID:0
Why do girls always get tricked by assholes like this??

33：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:37:13.82 ID:0
Huh? Fuku-chan wasn’t a lesbian?

44：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:38:07.97 ID:0
Maybe they just happened to sit next to each other. We can’t be sure that they were on a date.

48：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:38:39.02 ID:0
I’m calling it now: Fuku-chan’s apology on her blog is on its way.

68：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:40:48.42 ID:0
She can say goodbye to her subleader position.

71：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:41:13.92 ID:0
Fuku-chan is a Kamei-wota and she just happened to hit it off with a kindred spirit when she noticed his orange shirt.

95：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:43:39.92 ID:0
>>71
So that’s what it was. This guy’s just a wota!

74：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:41:18.80 ID:0
T-that’s just her younger brother… That’s all this is…

97：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:43:49.26 ID:0
Her facial expression… I think I’m going to cry…

113：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:45:32.11 ID:0
That’s such a womanly facial expression…

119：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:46:22.16 ID:0
So that’s what Fuku-chan’s type was…

120：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:46:39.01 ID:0
It’s over… it’s all over…

125：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:47:30.95 ID:0
Fuku-chan looks so happy… I want to die. (laughs)

129：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:47:55.27 ID:0
Oh wow, that’s bad. (laughs) I tried telling you guys that the lesbian thing was just a character. To the guys who still went ahead and made her their oshi anyway, I really can’t say anything other than “serves you right.“

132：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:48:45.53 ID:0
He’s a complete hunk…

143：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:49:58.46 ID:0
>>132
Nice plastic surgery, dude. (laughs)

134：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:48:53.07 ID:0

142：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:49:52.59 ID:0
>>134
Alternating between guys? What a bitch.

146：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:50:38.28 ID:0
Uwaaaaaaahh…

149：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:51:14.19 ID:0
I’m off to buy booze.

150：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:51:16.56 ID:0
Yeah, she’s gonna resign.

152：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:52:09.87 ID:0
She has no chance of becoming the leader now with this scandal. What’s going to happen to Musume…

154：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:52:21.65 ID:0
I can’t say anything after seeing how happy she looks…

161：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:53:45.53 ID:0
It’s been a while since the last scandal with an active Musume member.

165：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:54:27.48 ID:0
I found a picture that looks like a purikura. So he’s the wild-looking hunk type… orz

187：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:58:34.88 ID:0
I thought he just looked like an idiot, but he’s completely fluent in English:

189：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:59:12.35 ID:O
Doing this in broad daylight… So this is the kind of girl she really was…

190：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 18:59:26.94 ID:0
Nnnnnnooooooooooooo!!!

217：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 19:06:14.60 ID:0
You guys already identified him? Man the internet is scary…

223：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 19:09:39.34 ID:0
We did.

199：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 19:01:33.40 ID:0
Could this picture have actually been taken by her manager? Don’t tell me that the office acknowledges their relationship…

218：名無し募集中。。。：2013/08/19(月) 19:07:34.89 ID:0
And I trusted that Fuku-chan was the one member who would never betray me like this… orz

Fukumura Mizuki in a leaked picture

with a hot guy━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

1 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:49:21.38 0

10 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:52:05.22 0
Just how many girls has this guy slept with…

12 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:52:19.30 0
ｰ´ﾘ＜ Business Pon…

14 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:52:30.74 0
He’s such a hunk, he doesn’t even look like Ikuta.

16 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:52:56.59 i
Dammit Ikuta’s cool.

18 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:53:44.93 0
Fuku-chan’s career is over. ＼(^o^)／

22 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:54:41.02 0
Although I have to say that I’m quite handsome myself, I have to admit that I still lose to him. Dammit.

29 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:56:51.09 0
This dude’s a foreigner who goes by the name of Eripoan. You can catch him walking around Shibuya all the time.

30 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:56:51.66 0
Okay, this one really is a hunk.

36 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:59:24.84 0
I can picture him about three seconds after this picture was taken, going “let me taste some of that coffee“, ignoring the straw and just french kissing her like it’s nothing. It’s painful…

46 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 02:03:41.60 0
>>36
Dammit!! Fucking dammmmmmmiiiiiittt!!!!!!!!!!

41 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 02:00:11.77 0
>>36
He’s way too cool…

40 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 01:59:55.77 0

42 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 02:00:54.06 0
Even Oda is eyeing this guy with sexual lust in her eyes. What the hell is going on here?

51 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 02:07:54.72 0
She must sleep well at night, being held in this guy’s sturdy arms…

68 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 02:17:24.96 0
>>1
I made a post on the gay board with the title “the one on the right is apparently a guy” and linked this picture.

74 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 02:21:40.84 0
>>68
First reply:

841 名前：ストップ！！名無しくん！[sage] 投稿日：2013/08/25(日) 02:18:24.22 ID:hO3AMMM20
That’s a guy no matter which way you look at it.

78 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 02:23:50.80 0
He could be in Johnny’s Jr. That’s exactly the type of face all the young girls like these days.

85 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 02:37:03.48 P
Oda-chan must be jealous.

86 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 02:56:30.90 0
She was so beautiful on Music Station, and now he looks like such a hot guy on this picture. As long as she doesn’t laugh, she’s seriously in the top class of looks as far as H!P goes.

50 ：名無し募集中。。。 2013/08/25(日) 02:07:14.00 0
Seriously, they must’ve determined her sex wrong at birth. If only she’d known she was actually a man, it’s possible she really could have become the world’s number one idol.

Henkka: I’m a straight guy, but for the first time in my life the idea of homosexuality feels strangely inviting to me. #gayforikuta

… That was going to be my joke until I remembered the numerous contradicting internet writings over the years where I’ve talked about wanting to become Tsunku’s boy toy.

Sources: http://oha2.blog.fc2.com/blog-entry-1019.html (jp), http://helloproject-sokuhou.doorblog.jp/archives/31141033.html (jp)