(Note: Just for the few of you who don’t already know: Ikuta is a huge Gaki fan and has thus been appointed by other Gaki fans as the chairman or president of NOK (Niigaki-san wo Ouensuru Kai, or Cheering for Niigaki-san Party). She has gladly accepted the title and has since then hosted fan club events centered around worshiping Niigaki Risa.)
1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21 23:28:46
I have a sudden announcement to make.
I, 11th generation member of Morning Musume, Oda Sakura, have formed a supporting party for Chairman Ikuta’s Niigaki-san wo Ouensuru Kai. I have obtained permission for this from both Chairman Ikuta and my manager.
Whenever there is a gathering of the Niigaki-san wo Ouensuru Kai, or “NOK” for short, the supporting party will dispatch to its assistance. I will be aiding all of you fans of Chairman Ikuta and Niigaki-san. In other words, my job will be to cheer on the cheerers.
And, well, that is all.
All of you in NOK and Chairman Ikuta, I look forward to working with you.
My first activities as the supporting party are…
3: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:30:13.68 0
What the heck is she talking about?
5: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:31:21.27 0
You wouldn’t know it from her looks, but she’s quite the weird one isn’t she?
10: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:32:41.78 0
Looks like they might have intentions of turning this into an enormous business.
11: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:32:57.09 0
Ah man, Oda-chan… Yeah, uhh… That’s not really a venture that has much in it for you even if you do get involved…
16: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:33:54.08 0
Nothing good will come out of it even if you make Ikuta your “business oshi.“
21: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:35:22.12 0
“It’s not business! I really L O V E ! Ikuta!“
23: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:35:30.44 0
Ah, so it’s a scheme where Oda makes it seem as if she likes Ikuta’s Niigaki-san wo Ouensuru Kai, thus making it easier even for the Ikuta fans who don’t care that much about Niigaki to attend the event anyway just to support Ikuta like Oda herself is doing.
34: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:36:26.03 0
I don’t know what the hell’s going on with this thing anymore.
32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:36:15.19 0
I’ve no idea what Oda-chan is trying to do.
41: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:38:09.78 0
The fact that the office gave her permission means that they’re aiming to make this a huge project. They’re setting this thing up so they can continue to have collaborations with the graduated members like this.
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:42:36.86 0
I feel bad for the Oda wota who are going to be flushed out by this NOK thing. (laughs)
74: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:43:04.36 0
On the contrary, Oda’s just shining when she gets to cheer on Ikuta. I’m happy for her.
77: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:43:35.88 0
Why not just call it the Ikuta Erina wo Ouensuru Kai? (laughs)
90: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:45:32.59 0
She must be lonely being the only 11th gen member. Give her a break.
95: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:46:14.98 0
Niigaki ← Ikuta & Oda The people who think it’s like this now don’t get it.
Niigaki ← Ikuta ← Oda It’s like this. It’s funny how the NOK staff have thought up something this complicated.
127: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:51:35.18 0
This is starting to get fun. (laughs)
99: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/21(日) 23:47:17.28 0
Did the staff have a plan with this whole thing when they gave her permission? That’s all I want to know.
269: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/22(月) 00:13:52.00 0
If Oda-chan’s lover was a fisherman, she’s the type who’d sail out to the Sea of Japan with him.
364: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/22(月) 00:26:54.04 0
She does seem like the type who’d become a good, quietly supporting wife for a man chasing after his dreams.
431: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/22(月) 00:33:51.03 0
If there’s one person who needs a cheering party right now, it’s Yaguchi-san.
441: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/22(月) 00:35:17.00 0
446: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/07/22(月) 00:36:27.75 0
Henkka: Political tensions rise in Japan. After previous reports of Chairman Ikuta’s oppressive rule, allegedly neglecting her people by focusing all of NOK’s resources on worshiping mythical Japanese deity Gaki, Oda Sakura has in turn issued a statement describing her intentions of overthrowing the current government. This is despite some of its people speaking out in favor of Chairman Ikuta’s actions, describing the Party’s current method of operation as “the whole fucking point” of NOK.
I would make the world’s shittiest political commentator.