6: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 01:17
The other day I went to visit the zoo to look at pandas.
I couldn’t really see them well.
24: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 13:40
The elephant looked like it was healthy.
Up until the other day, that is…
12: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 01:44
The 5th gen members taught me how to dance “Suki na Senpai” properly!
While hitting me.
67: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 04:39
The other day I went to Disneyland.
0: Henkka 2014/06/18 04:46
To set the mood…
31: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 17:45
I was told that my singing has really improved lately!
40: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 20:47
The discussions among members are really fun!
Not that I myself ever speak to anyone.
43: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/10 20:51
My seniors are always watching over me!
With contempt in their eyes.
51: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 02:23
I got some cuts during a lesson.
On my wrists.
52: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 02:25
I really do honestly think I’m cute.
The other me was saying so, too.
71: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 05:12
They told me I’d be finally finally getting a vacation.
A permanent one.
75: 名無しさん＠４周年 2003/09/11 06:25
Tsunku’s been giving me lots of solo lines in our songs lately!
He’s saying my time in the group is nearly up.
78: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 07:13
Cherry blossoms really fit my image!
That feeling of impermanence…
83: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 15:54
Ah, I’m sorry. Step-mother!
86: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 16:16
To think about prime numbers.
89: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 19:58
I was told I’d be getting my first solo photobook.
A nude one.
92: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 21:48
I wrote a love letter.
99: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/12 01:48
It really feels like this is the kind of stuff she’s writing in her diary every day.
110: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/12 15:29
My seniors are really kind and they all treat me so well.
In front of the cameras.
173: 名無しさん＠４周年 2003/09/13 23:51
The members gave me a book as a present!
It’s called The Complete Manual of Suicide.
174: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/13 23:51
I’ve finally gotten used to being a member of Morning Musume.
… I have… I really have…
183: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/14 02:37
I’ve finally gotten used to being a member of Morning Musume.
I’ve also gotten used to no one talking to me.
207: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/14 13:19
I like to go to karaoke quite often.
There I can be completely alone.
222: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 02:32
Lately I’ve started dieting!
I’ve been forced to.
239: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 06:30
I just love yakiniku.
It makes me think to myself, “I wonder what this cow was thinking about while it was still alive?”
241: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 08:34
I’m going to do my best today just like always!
… At what…?
253: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 15:13
I felt very down today. But even if tomorrow is another such day filled with tears, I know that one day a day will come when I can look back and laugh as I think to myself “ah, there was once such a sad period in my life.”
Although I don’t even care anymore if that day never does come for me.
264: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 18:49
Fujimoto-san is a really nice person.
She always tries to make sure to never hit me in the face.
265: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 18:53
Fujimoto-san is really kind.
When I told her I get a lot of spam mail, she broke my phone for me.
266: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/15 19:06
I was talking about my issues with Fujimoto-san to Niigaki-san since we’re the same age and all.
The next day, the beating I received from Fujimoto-san was harsher than usual.
Niigaki-san was standing behind Fujimoto-san, laughing.
290: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/16 14:13
I met with Yoshizawa-san just by the two of us. She said she would tell me about something weird.
Instead, she did something weird to me.
299: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/16 17:44
Lately Takahashi-san is giving me all kinds of orders.
Is it okay if I kill her?
330: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 04:06
I’m getting a long-awaited day off tomorrow.
I’m going to the hospital.
338: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 12:28
On my way back home I noticed some dead cicadas on the side of the road, so I picked one up.
“Oh. So things can feel this weightless when they’re dead.”
339: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 12:32
Cicadas have a pretty short life span, right?
…I want to become a cidada…
351: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 13:06
What’s that? My dreams for the future?
… I wonder if anyone will ever ask me about that.
389: 名無しさん＠４周年 2003/09/17 23:00
Fujimoto-san gave me some diet medicine!
It’s the white powder type that you’re supposed to snort.
395: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 23:21
These feel so real, it’s hard to believe they’re just jokes.
403: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 23:46
I’m really happy!
…When the psychoactive drugs in my system are active.
404: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 23:47
The other day I went to karaoke with Sayu and Reina. They surprised me with how good they both were.
“I’ll have to do my best, too” is what I was thinking to myself as I was listening to their singing voices resounding from the next room.
443: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 00:41
I wanted to buy a box of juice but I was 10 yen short so I borrowed it from Fujimoto-san.
Apparently there’s a daily interest rate of seven hundred million percent.
453: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 00:52
Reading this thread gave me courage.
To cut my wrists.
456: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 00:56
Things that have changed for me since I joined Morning Musume? Hmm, let me think…
Well, nowadays when I get back home from work, I like to grab a pair of scissors that I then use to cut my favorite plushie into pieces with.
I think that’s pretty much it so far.
461: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 00:59
It feels like Fujimoto-san is becoming kinder towards me lately.
The other day all she did before letting me go was light my hair on fire.
465: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 01:02
Fujimoto-san is a lovely person.
I have to say that just 99 times more before she’ll let me go home.
466: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 01:02
Yoshizawa-san is really kind towards me.
She sold me an ukulele today for just 200,000 yen. She said I could get 8 million yen for it at an internet auction.
490: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 01:40
Abe-san apparently gave up being with her parents in order to become a performer.
I gave up my parents, my friends, my home, my chastity, and my will to live.
506: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 01:54
Many of my fans are like me in that they have really quiet voices.
I can’t hear them calling my name at concerts at all.
549: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 06:39
I have a really good appetite lately!
For my hair.
550: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 06:45
Lately I’m having lots of fun dreams every night!
The only thing I don’t understand is, why do I always wake up with traces of tears on my cheeks?
579: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 14:21
I won’t tell anyone about Fujimoto’s smoking habit no matter what.
Hmm? How do I know she smokes, you ask?
Because I’m her ashtray.
583: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 14:43
The number of threads made about me on 2ch has increased.
So has the number of medicine I have to take.
587: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 14:59
When I woke up from my nap, I realized someone had put a futon over me.
A small one, over my face.
588: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/18 15:05
My favorite color is white.
It’s such a pure, unstained color. A color that allows me to not have to think about anything…
628: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/19 00:34
ﾉﾉ*＾ｰ＾)＜ Lately I’m eating a lot more than before.
ﾉﾉ*´ｰ｀)＜ The endless cycle of eating and vomiting…
682: 名無しさん＠４周年 2003/09/19 23:29
I have a habit of licking my lips.
My mother told me that doing so helps you calm down, before she passed away…
687: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/20 01:21
I’m blood type AB.
Just letting you know in case I need a blood transfusion…
698: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/20 11:33
The other day Abe-san told me that I’m essential to her. Well, she used a kind of indirect way of saying it, but it still made me very happy. ♪
Hearing her say “you are like air to me.”
710: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/21 00:00
Someone said something really nice to me today. “Eri is a beautiful name“, they said!
They also told me I’m failing to live up to my name.
771: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/22 01:10
Iida-san gave me some advice. “Kamei, when you’re feeling down, just look up at the sky.”
I can’t see the moon and I can’t see the stars.
The only thing I can see are the raindrops falling into my eyes.
59: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/11 02:53
This thread made me like Eririn.
342: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/17 12:44
Starting today, I’m becoming a Kamei wota.
713: 名無し募集中。。。 2003/09/21 01:14
The people who read this thread might take pity on me, but please don’t misunderstand: this thread is not like how it is in real life!
Because reality is so much more miserable.
I really want to die.
Henkka: Doesn’t matter if it’s the down-to-earth, positively goofy, life-affirming Kamei of 2010, or the bullied, mentally damaged, depression-ridden Kamei of 2003 — both are equally lovable.